1.) Every Tuesday shall be reserved for "Fangirl Appreciation Day" in which all objects and persons of fangirl idolization will be expected to show appreciation for all the love and attention they receive from their fan base as a form of "giving back to the community."
2.) Sugar shall now be the placed before milk on the grocery list.
3.) All questions regarding the decrees of Banshi are to be directed to the official dire ferret who will answer all your questions if you would just step into his small, dark office.

To answer your question, no that is not me.
