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 Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:56 pm
the house now has so much food packed into it that you cannot enter it
i wish i could sleep better
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:57 pm
You sleep for weeks on end, never waking up.
I wish I hadn't locked myself out of my apartment.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:07 pm
the door opens, but as soon as it opens it closes behind you. You are now locked in and your keys are nowhere to be found
i wish i had something better than water to drink
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:48 pm
The drink makes you sick. (also...getting locked into a house is impossible razz )
I wish I didn't have this pimple on my neck.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:28 pm
(the locks all get glued and the windows shut and suddenly become unbreakable. your housemates also lose their keys so they can't get in)
you've lost that pimple on your neck, but now there are pimples everywhere else on your body
i wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:04 am
Because you don't go to work, you get fired and now have no job.
I wish I could sleep for another hour.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:31 pm
during that hour, the most awesome thing you could ever imagine seeing happens and you miss it because you were asleep
i wish that work was more exciting
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:45 am
Exciting stuff happens...and you're not in the right part of the workplace to see it.
I wish I didn't have sinus headaches.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 2:16 pm
You have no head to get headaches. Its just a stump with a mouth and eyes on it.
I wish last week had lasted longer.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 4:57 pm
It lasts forever, and you're eternally stuck in the same time loop.
I wish I had more cider.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:17 pm
(That's not a bad thing, considering I was on holiday last week. Eternal Holiday! whoopee!)
You have so much Cider, you drown in it.
I wish Time would advance by one hour as of right now.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:30 am
It advances by one hour, but you sleep through whatever it is you were waiting for.
I wish I had a better vocal range.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:27 pm
You have the best there is. But you're deaf so you can't hear yourself and sound terrible.
I wish I weren't hungry
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:56 pm
Because you can't feel hunger, you unintentionally starve yourself to death.
I wish I had a little more time to spend with friends.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 1:53 pm
You have all the time in the world, but they don't want anything to do with you.
I wish it was a little warmer tonight.
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