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 Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:45 am
Anyway, I'm starving now and must go forage for food. I'll see you later; try not to get into any trouble while I'm gone. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:00 pm
Yes. Much stabbity goodness, in a very dramatic, cinematic style.
And a threesome mini-game. eek
... No trouble? Banshi, think about who you're speaking to. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:03 pm
there's a threesome minigame in god of war?
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:23 pm
or a FMD? or a FMA? or a FFA? or 3 Yiffs?
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:21 pm
FMF
The first time you successfully complete it you're rewarded with a useful number of red orbs, the next just a few, and then from then on- hey, it's two women, why not?
Ren: The way you complete it was the same way to gore-y-kill the gorgons right?
Anyone else: Yup, that game was violent enough to surprize me. You can go for a special mini-game type kill for any enemy with a sizeable hp... um, stash- and it's required to do these deathblow thingies on most bosses.
[senseofsignificant explanation=waywayoff]
...after playing the game it feels like everyone should just know it from having stood next to me but the deathblows end with a gorey death on the part of the monsters.
[senseofsignificant explanation=veryoff]
~when I say that you can stab a minotaur in the throat I don't mean piercing it from the outside.
[senseofsignificant explanation=stilloff]
... well, ok, when you have the blade a goodish way down it's throat you can hear it gargle as it screams...
[senseofsignificant explanation=on]
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:46 pm
...I need to pick that game up.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:46 pm
Ya.
Ooh, and another thing~
They originally intended for all of the monsters to be (graphically) nude but later decided just to let the femme-de-monstie-s retain their anatomy.
So be careful not to let their chests distract you or you'll never manage to twist the head of that gorgon off.
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:47 pm
Of course, that just allowed the game company to lead up to their sequel for God of War, which is currently titled Gorgons Gone Wild.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:16 am
Gorgons Gone wild...mmmm that's some tasty sounding stuff *yetch*
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:20 pm
Wizzardman Of course, that just allowed the game company to lead up to their sequel for God of War, which is currently titled Gorgons Gone Wild. Aren't you supposed to be banished to the roof for microwaving all those forks?
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:26 pm
Banshi Wizzardman Of course, that just allowed the game company to lead up to their sequel for God of War, which is currently titled Gorgons Gone Wild. Aren't you supposed to be banished to the roof for microwaving all those forks? ohya... Be sure to hold up big metal poles.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:24 am
Jon-OH Banshi Wizzardman Of course, that just allowed the game company to lead up to their sequel for God of War, which is currently titled Gorgons Gone Wild. Aren't you supposed to be banished to the roof for microwaving all those forks? ohya... Be sure to hold up big metal poles. See, and this is why we shouldn't allow the homeless to sleep in the headquarters. 'sploding forks everywhere.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:00 am
Contrary to popular belief, microwaving metalic objects does not cause them to explode. The only risk involved with such an action is arcing electricity from the outter case to the metal object which can damage the microwave itself. Now, if you were to microwave a LARGE metalic object for a long ammount of time you might be able to start a fire but making a fork explode would require all sorts of other stuff like psionic energies, chakra, and probably a baker's dozen of black sugar monsters.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:41 am
What about one sugared up hobo?
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