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And which category do I fit in, my dear? Think carefully before you answer... icon_stare.gif
With that emote you come closer to a Veelah.
And I'm reposting this, just because it's a new page, and you people have the attention spans of goldfish.
Veelah
So, Deimos. What are the types of girls that frequent Gaia?
I'm glad you asked, Veelah.
1) Font girls. This girls are all about making their posts aesthetically pleasing, either to compensate for the lack of anything substantive in their wording or because they're bubbly airheads. Sometimes there are pictures at the top / bottom of each post, or their text is centered in the middle of their posts. Too good for black text. Not always bad apples, though.
2) Yaoioioioi Girls. These harlots like putting kissing boys in their signatures, as though they're making some bold statement; when, in fact, the reality of fudge packing would probably shock and disgust them. These girls think they're cute and unique. Actually annoying and pretentious. On the good some, some make good artists. When they aren't drawing two dudes kissing. Gross.
4) BONUS SECTION --- Cosplayers and Anthro-things. Of both the male and female variety, these people dress up as Sephiroth because the rest of society gets a little uneasy when they walk around with a mop on their heads and plastic swords. Obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually have usernames like Koiu, or Kadajaku, or Pikachu. Anthro-thingies think they're actually animals inside, and like to have sex while dressed as furry woodland animals; masturbates to Yogi the Bear.
Also included in this category are people who think they're vampires. Don't get my started on those wackjobs.
5) Veelah. Veelah is a rare subspecies of Tyrannosauridae, with powerfull jaws and an even more terrifying bellow. Veelah's most unique feature is her distinctive atomic breath. Her dorsal fins glow ominously, and then she expels a concentrated blast of radiation from her mouth, obliterating all in her path. Often found fighting Mothra or Gamera, or eating newly born kittens from the SPCA maternity ward. Also see the
Super Shredder.
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