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Lord Thanades

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:36 pm


Dax: *to Prince Fred* It's not a doll, it's an action figure... There's a difference. *to Ragnarok* Well, at least you didn't hit my left shoulder... You'd break your hand, it's a mechanic shoulder. *blinks a few times, then stares at Ragnarok again* Whoa... Is it normal to feel a little dizzy after that...?

Maharin: *pulls a pen and a notebook from a plothole, scribbling words in a strange alphabet* If you end up fainting, I won't pick you up, Dax. You look a little too heavy for me.

Zaes: Book-lifting isn't exactly a good way of getting any stronger, Maharin. *to Dax* Don't worry, you're not too heavy for me.

Kyrian: *seems to find wrapped pieces of cake in her pockets* Yay, cake! xd Do you want some, Yinda? It's cream and honey.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:12 am


Bifrost: *laughs* Ragnarok is made out of metal. A mechanical shoulder isn't going to break his hand.

Ragnarok: ...

Bifrost: ...And he's still working on what's wrong. Don't worry about the dizziness; I'm pretty sure that it's normal... ish.

Fuzzy: *stares at Goat #2* Grrrr...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:23 pm


Yinda: *perks up* Cake? I like cake. 3nodding

Nathan: *makes a dramatic gesture as if Arcisan (which I simply cannot spell in one try) had wounded him, but ends up chuckling as he nestles back against Kalix* Some people, eh, Kalix? You simply can't make conversation without them flying off the handle.

Vitae: *pulls a book out of a plot-hole and flicks through it lazily*
PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:57 pm


Goat #1: *tries to sneak up on Kyrian and eat some cake*
Goat #2: (to Fluffy) Baaa.

Patrick: If he dies, can I have his shoes?

Prince Fred: What's an action figure?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:19 pm


Kyrian: *gives Yinda one of the pieces of cake* There you go. You gave me the maple sugar candy before, and I don't like feeling like I owe someone a candy... *notices a goat sneaking up* Hey, cake isn't healthy for you! *puts cake away, moves hands in circular patterns and finishes the summoning of a red apple* Here, goaty, this one is better for you. *gives the goat the apple*

Dax: *stares at Prince Fred, talking a little slower than usual* An action figure is like a doll... but it has almost all the joints a real person has... except for the ones in the fingers... but deluxe action figures often flex the fingers too... and action figures look like the person they represent... except when it's not a person... and they are really cool toys to give to a young kid... but girls prefer dolls over action figures... and I never understood that well... Take a look at my action figure, you'd understand better... *hands action figure to Prince Fred*

Maharin: *still scribbling in that strange alphabet, not paying much attention to the surroundings* Dax, you sound a little off.

Dax: ...Really? *blinks a few times, as if trying to wake up from a sleepy status* Whoa. That was strange. Don't worry, though: I don't break easily, I'm not a fragile toy... person... ah, whatever. *takes a huge pillow out of a plothole and starts hugging the pillow*

Zaes: *to Bifrost and Ragnarok* Are you sure it's safe? Dax is rarely this confused, and he's not of the pillow-hugging type.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:24 am


Mirabel: *frowns slightly* Since when am I the animal favorite? Never even had a pet before... *rubs a finger through Fuzzy's fur* Hm. Kinda nice, though.

Kalix: *immediately wraps his arms tightly around Nathan's chest, burying his face in Nathan's hair and appearing to come to his senses a bit* I think part of that may be my fault, love. I don't mean to offend anyone, but this part is easier if it progresses more slowly. *tries to suppress a shudder as the heat in his blood starts to dissipate*

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:44 am


Fuzzy: *leeeeeaaan* Mrrrfle. *technically feathered, but hey, close enough when I haven't been too clear on what Fuzzy is*

Bifrost: Well, that's just odd. *to Zaes* ...Point taken. I'll try to get Ragnarok's attention and tell him to call off the healing thing...

Ragnarok: ... *shakes head* What'd I miss? |D I couldn't fix the bigger issues because I'd have to drain him of blood to power it, but he should last longer without the mask. *to Dax* Don't try to stand up just yet, and make sure to get plenty of fluids; I started using your blood as a power source on accident. sweatdrop

Bifrost: ....And you're supposed to be DESIGNED for this?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:07 am


Dax: That would explain why I'm still dizzy... *takes a bottle of iced peach juice from a plothole and opens the bottle* ...but I still don't know why I was hugging my pillow. *takes mask off, sips the juice and puts mask back on*

Zaes: I guess you just need to rest a little. Giant pillows are comfortable for people to hug.

Dax: *smiles* Good explanation.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:25 am


Mirabel: *stifles a giggle and continues carding her fingers through Fuzzy's feathers, stopping every now and then to examine them*
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:56 pm


Ragnarok: Yeeeaaah, sorry about that. sweatdrop

Fuzzy: Mree~ whee *enjoying herself*

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:06 am


Nathan: Nonsense, darling. How could anyone find you offensive? *covers Kalix's hands with his own and, sensing the change in Kalix's temperature, channels out some of his own heat*

Yinda: *nibbles on the piece of cake to make it last* Aw, you ain't gotta feel like you owe me nothin'. Candy's candy, it ain't like I was lending you money.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:40 pm


Kalix: *closes eyes, almost drooling at how good the extra heat feels* Do that for too long and I might get excited... *unable to inflect*

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:51 pm


Nathan: *begins massaging Kalix's hands* Darling, you say that as if it's a bad thing. *presses himself more firmly against Kalix*

Yinda: I dunno, I'm findin' the two of you pretty offensive right now. *rolls eyes* Aw, get a room. *takes another bite of cake*

Vitae: *glances up momentarily, but merely shakes his head and goes back to reading*
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:08 pm


Goat #1: *eats the apple and licks Mirabel's hand*
Goat #2: *begs for cake from Yinda*

Patrick: What kind of animal is that? *points at Fuzzy*

Prince Fred: Here's your action figure back. It's quite interesting.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:51 pm


Fuzzy: *not pleased by the implication that she's just an animal, but is kinda used to it*

Bifrost: She's... I'm not sure what she's called, but she reminds me of creatures called Velociraptor.
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