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 Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:24 pm
You have all the money in the world. Because the world doesn't use currency like that anymore.
I wish I didn't have tooth ache.
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:29 pm
It doesn't ache anymore, because you had to have it removed and now you look like a hick.
I wish I had more money, not all the money in the world. razz
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:59 pm
All right fine. You have MORE MONEY. But the world doesn't use money anymore, so its still useless.
I wish I could control the world using my thoughts.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:56 pm
Ruling the world becomes boring and burdensome, and you're miserable.
I wish I had more money and the world is still using it. razz
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:48 pm
You find an extra dollar.
I wish I could wish for a thousand wishes and wish for a thousand things.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:29 am
DENIED.
I wish for a good bottle of hard cider.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:42 am
You get it, but its 12 months out of date.
I wish I was famous.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:49 am
Your life is a living Hell with no privacy and you eventually become Charlie Sheen.
I wish that earthquake had never hit Japan. sad
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:56 pm
It hit California instead.
I wish I could find a decent shaver.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:53 pm
The shaver turns out to be Sweeney Todd. And he kills you. TO DEATH.
I wish I had a bottle of Magner's.
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:04 pm
It tastes disgusting.
I wish I could get rid of this headache.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:22 pm
The only way to get rid of it is to die.
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:00 pm
There's only one way to make it feel better... and you really won't like it. twisted
I wish I had a better memory.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:18 pm
You end up remembering all the horrible things you had blocked out of your mind.
I wish I had stronger anti-histamine medication.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:27 pm
You have stronger stuff... but its locked away inside a steel safe with the most sophisticated locking mechanisms known to mankind and you cant get to them.
I wish I knew why my back hurts.
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