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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:34 pm
"Well it seems as if it is a very interesting night. Right!?" Namie chuckled as Kurisutofa placed the garment over jacks head. "It does seem that Mr. Jack will be very confused when he awakes."
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:25 am
Jack begins to awaken. As he props himself up against the wall, a sudden dizziness comes over him. He spits out a wad of vomit and rubs is bleary eyes. He thinks he sees Zammap, Kuristofa and shiroibara but he can only make out a blur. Like most nights where he wakes up drunk on the floor he worriedly contemplates what he did the night before.
He rubs his hair nervously only to feel a male thong upon his head...
"..."
His jaw drops.
"...What did I do last night?..."
He loads his pistol.
"...Which one of ye' women wears a male thong?!" gonk
He cocks his pistol and points it at the pubs occupants.
"...C'mon!! Speak up!! I'm a very confused man!!..." crying
He shouts with the thong still on his head.
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:20 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:20 am
Vincent comes out of the bathroom dressed in a very psychotic looking outfit.
"Mmhgm....I am....MAGICAL!"
He falls over, a man subject of his own ridicule.
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:11 am
A random passer-by lights up a pipe, and tosses the match towards the fallen Vincent. The match, af if though cleverly planned and well thought out, lands on Vincents alcohol-soaked hands. The following scene ensues:
"Mreheheehe..he....*sniff*..heheee-ARGGGGGH!"
Vincent cries and rolls around on the floor, only spreading the flame to various parts of his body. He finally manages to get up, and runs out of the pub. Once out of the pub, he jumps into a nearby water trough, and the flames subside.
"Who the bloody hell has the audacity to-MRRFFFGHHHHALAKAKAKA..."
Vincents body falls into a state of drunken-babble and partial shock.
"..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:09 pm
Namie just stands in the amazment of vincent running out of the pub while mostly on fire. She was mainly glad that it was not her to be the one caught on fire. Namie laughs just a few moments later as if nothing happened.
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:09 pm
Vincent grunts, still unconcious from the burning. Most of his body is charred, if not a nice plump fleshy tone of pink. Not to mention the ranchid smell of burnt clothing and costume decor.
"..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:20 pm
*huddles up in a corner*
I need alot of beer
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:22 pm
Zhere ye are ye lizzle b*****d!!
*stromes over to Sam*
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 12:33 pm
Ardrick wakes up to the mass confusion of everyone's hangovers. He didn't have a hangover though. He just liked to sleep in late. He hadn't drank much the night before. It was now midday and everyone was pretty much... awake. But not very mentally awake yet. Ardrick decides to clean up a little bit around the bar. He pulls his rag out and starts wiping down the counters.
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:02 pm
After watching Vincent run out of the building in what looked to be a drunken rage he starred at the bar in confusion. He began to wonder why he had been pointing his gun at everyone to begin with, he then remember the underwear still stuck to the top of his head.
Upon noticing it he flings the pants to the floor and shoots a warning shot into the ceiling.
"What, in the name of St.Bernard in rickshaw, happened?!"
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:05 pm
Ardrick ducks behind the bar. Being the only one with any sense at the moment he pulled out his pistol and shot the pistol out of Jack's hand.
"What in the 'ell do ye think yer doin' ta my ceiling!?"
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:23 pm
"We're going to 'ave to fix that too, Aren't we." Namie said looking from Ardrick to Jack. "Wonderful." She mumbled sitting at the counter of the bar.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:53 am
Jack looks at the ceiling and then back to Ardrick.
"...I'll pay fer' it..."
He says before rushing out of the bar in frustration, bringing the mysterious pair of male undergarments with him.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:41 pm
*stands up at the sight of Jack leaving*
Wait! I want those back!
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