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 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:22 am
nothing bad happens to you ever again, but everyone you care about has the worst luck ever for the rest of their lives.
i wish i could reach the itch in the middle of my back
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:52 pm
You can reach the spot but it only itches when your hands are full.
I wish I could go running in the rain
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:01 pm
you go out running in the rain, except it stops everytime you get to the door.
i wish i had a new computer
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:00 pm
You get a new computer and promptly get a horrible virus that leaves it destroyed
I wish I could play drums
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:08 pm
you can now play drums, but they've been outlawed under penalty of death
i wish i knew what to wish for
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:11 pm
You know what to wish for but can't make wishes anymore. Due to your untimely death.
I wish I didn't have to do my summer work for school
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:25 pm
you dont have to do your summer work for school, because you now have to go get a job.
i wish i had something to read
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:29 pm
You get something but you suddenly become illiterate
I wish I could understand Spanish
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:34 pm
you can understand it, but no one else does.
i wish i was at a gig right now
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:57 pm
You get there once it's over.
I wish I knew what was going on in this movie I'm watching
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:05 am
you figure out whats happening, just as the thing goes off.
i wish i could decide what film to watch
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:26 am
You decide but can't find the movie
I wish I knew how to fix cars
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:25 pm
you can fix them, but they all become obsolete and we now travel in tubes.
i wish i had some skittles
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:33 pm
You get skittles but your mouth disappears.
I wish my other guilds would be more active
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:07 pm
your other guilds are more active, only the poepl cant sepll or talk proper. Kinda like me xd
i wish i had more time
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