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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:26 pm
Saeleen Oooo, sneaky and shiny! My sister was telling us about a weird dream in which people had the Bleu Men Group's faces sticking out of their ankles but she "doesn't know why". My suggestion was that they were, "Two, by two. Ankles of blue..." Bahahaha good call!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:39 am
Saber Alli Have you ever managed to use a firefly/serenity-ism in real life? This is where you can tell about it!! For example: I used to sell appliances at Sears and this one guy was getting a dishwasher from me and asked about our return policy. Now I was in my work clothes of course, but he however had a blue sun shirt on. So I said, "It's 30 days but you know what we do to you if you return it?" He then asked me what, to which I replied that we would rape him to death, eat his flesh, and then sew his skin into our clothes and if he was very very lucky we would do it in that order. The look on his face was priceless, and then he laughed so hard there were tears coming down his face. xd If he didn't laugh, like the shirt was his brothers or something,...you'd be sued or he would be scarred for life,
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:26 am
faerie_tara Saber Alli Have you ever managed to use a firefly/serenity-ism in real life? This is where you can tell about it!! For example: I used to sell appliances at Sears and this one guy was getting a dishwasher from me and asked about our return policy. Now I was in my work clothes of course, but he however had a blue sun shirt on. So I said, "It's 30 days but you know what we do to you if you return it?" He then asked me what, to which I replied that we would rape him to death, eat his flesh, and then sew his skin into our clothes and if he was very very lucky we would do it in that order. The look on his face was priceless, and then he laughed so hard there were tears coming down his face. xd If he didn't laugh, like the shirt was his brothers or something,...you'd be sued or he would be scarred for life,
That's the sad truth of the world today (at least in the UsA anyway): nobody can take a gorram joke. Everybody has to sue or raise a rucus or get somebody fired. No wonder the populous is so repressed people snap and go on shooting rampages for no apparent reason.
TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:35 am
nytshad faerie_tara Saber Alli Have you ever managed to use a firefly/serenity-ism in real life? This is where you can tell about it!! For example: I used to sell appliances at Sears and this one guy was getting a dishwasher from me and asked about our return policy. Now I was in my work clothes of course, but he however had a blue sun shirt on. So I said, "It's 30 days but you know what we do to you if you return it?" He then asked me what, to which I replied that we would rape him to death, eat his flesh, and then sew his skin into our clothes and if he was very very lucky we would do it in that order. The look on his face was priceless, and then he laughed so hard there were tears coming down his face. xd If he didn't laugh, like the shirt was his brothers or something,...you'd be sued or he would be scarred for life,
That's the sad truth of the world today (at least in the UsA anyway): nobody can take a gorram joke. Everybody has to sue or raise a rucus or get somebody fired. No wonder the populous is so repressed people snap and go on shooting rampages for no apparent reason.
TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE!Knock Knock
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:50 am
King Of Ninjas nytshad faerie_tara Saber Alli Have you ever managed to use a firefly/serenity-ism in real life? This is where you can tell about it!! For example: I used to sell appliances at Sears and this one guy was getting a dishwasher from me and asked about our return policy. Now I was in my work clothes of course, but he however had a blue sun shirt on. So I said, "It's 30 days but you know what we do to you if you return it?" He then asked me what, to which I replied that we would rape him to death, eat his flesh, and then sew his skin into our clothes and if he was very very lucky we would do it in that order. The look on his face was priceless, and then he laughed so hard there were tears coming down his face. xd If he didn't laugh, like the shirt was his brothers or something,...you'd be sued or he would be scarred for life,
That's the sad truth of the world today (at least in the UsA anyway): nobody can take a gorram joke. Everybody has to sue or raise a rucus or get somebody fired. No wonder the populous is so repressed people snap and go on shooting rampages for no apparent reason.
TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE!Knock Knock
*whisper* It's the cops! Quick dude, hide the stash! *whisper*
Who's there?
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:37 am
nytshad King Of Ninjas nytshad faerie_tara Saber Alli Have you ever managed to use a firefly/serenity-ism in real life? This is where you can tell about it!! For example: I used to sell appliances at Sears and this one guy was getting a dishwasher from me and asked about our return policy. Now I was in my work clothes of course, but he however had a blue sun shirt on. So I said, "It's 30 days but you know what we do to you if you return it?" He then asked me what, to which I replied that we would rape him to death, eat his flesh, and then sew his skin into our clothes and if he was very very lucky we would do it in that order. The look on his face was priceless, and then he laughed so hard there were tears coming down his face. xd If he didn't laugh, like the shirt was his brothers or something,...you'd be sued or he would be scarred for life,
That's the sad truth of the world today (at least in the UsA anyway): nobody can take a gorram joke. Everybody has to sue or raise a rucus or get somebody fired. No wonder the populous is so repressed people snap and go on shooting rampages for no apparent reason.
TAKE A JOKE, PEOPLE!Knock Knock
*whisper* It's the cops! Quick dude, hide the stash! *whisper*
Who's there?...I forget what joke I was going to tell and now I can't remember any knock knock jokes... neutral gonk
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:58 am
Sigh... So true, so true...
Curse the world as it is today. I can't wait for the world of tomorrow, where everyone's rich and happy! Why shouldn't they smile?
Because it's a hospital, sir.
Oh well.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:57 am
I can't tell you how many times I've said "shiny" at work, and my friend/co-worker Eric just grins (well, his version of a grin, which is a soft smile) and says, "You did it again." Speaking of him, look at the birthday card he gave me: Best card ever.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:17 am
*chuckles* Wow...
I was muttering to myself:
Who needs roller coasters when you have 不要命的速度*?
I also spent half an hour yesterday designing a series of signs for my bedroom doorway, all of which are some form of Firefly reference. I think I finished five.
*: Life-risking speed.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:57 pm
((Mwaaahaha double post)) On the poll for my role-play thread: Do you want to join? YES! Because I really like this gos se... Yeaaaaaahhh. No. I hate you and your poll and your idea. Yes, really. I think this might be fun. I JUGGLE GEESE!!! Because Some people juggle geese.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 11:18 pm
I juggle kittens, does that count?
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:10 am
nytshad I juggle kittens, does that count?
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:50 pm
*glares* No, they have to be little baby geese. Goslings.
I can't juggle, so don't ask me. I'm just foolin', sure it could count.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:41 pm
Saeleen *glares* No, they have to be little baby geese. Goslings. I can't juggle, so don't ask me. I'm just foolin', sure it could count. I can juggle, but juggling baby geese would be haaaaaaard
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:39 pm
King Of Ninjas Saeleen *glares* No, they have to be little baby geese. Goslings. I can't juggle, so don't ask me. I'm just foolin', sure it could count. I can juggle, but juggling baby geese would be haaaaaaard And dangerous. They bite. ... ask me how I know.......
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