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_Scares you? SCARES YOU? - the little kid starts screaming - I'M THE ONE HERE THAT IS IN A BOAT FILLED WITH GHOSTS GOING TO WHEREVER WE GO AFTER WE DIE TWO YEARS EARLIER, AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT I'M ONE OF THE FEW THAT KNOWS NO s**t OF WHAT IS GOING ON, ALONG WITH YOU, A COMIC CHARACTER AND TWO PERSON OF THE SAME NAME AND EXACTLY OPPOSITE GENDERS!
_Actually, - said the the male Yuri - the thing with your names is that we come from different cultures where they have different meanings, I'm Russian and she is Japanese...
_THAT'S NOT THE POINT, GORBACHOV!
_My name is Kasparov...
_ASK ME IF I CARE!
_...Do you care?
_NO!
_...He curses a lot for someone of his age... - said the female Yuri.
_Ha, you know nothing, try to tell a teenager he died of Extasis overdosis before finishing the "job" - Erim replied.

(sorry if anyone was offended, but I wasn't able to think about any other example for her...)

Caronte laughs a little, making Erim look at him startled:
_If we did, I would be fired already. No, in fact we are almost there already.

The mist became thinner, and it was already possible to notice on the sides of it seas of red sand with an orande and red sky above them.

Yuri (the Japanese one) could not hold herself and said, in a low voice like if she was saying t herself, but due to the silence everyone heard:
_How beautiful...
_Nah, actually it gets boring quite fast... - replied Caronte, as if nothing happened at all

_Well, here is the first, and for many last, stop. Please everyone follow miss Death here to Saint Peter at the Heaven's gates, where you are going to be judged and your destinations are going to be decided. Soon I'm coming back to give a ride back for whoever got the big luck. You four - even he not pointing, everyone knew who Caronte was talking about, specially after all the fuss the iddo made - are going with me a ittle longer, to Death's Workroom.
After he said that, the boat docked Erim closed her cloak and floated to outside the boat, beign followed by an army of deads.
_Unless, of course, any of you wich to stay here from now on... - she said, then added: Don't worry, if you don't accept my offer you can come here without any problem latter.

_Do I have any other choice? - said the little boy.
_Both Yuris also decided to stay behind? - asked Caronte, then.
_Yep.
_Yes sir!

_Okay then! Everyone else, please follow me! - said Erim, but why no one understood since everyone else disappeared in a flash of a pale green light.
Then Caronte silently started moving the boat again.

Vinícius noticed Kai looking at him.
_What are you looking at?
_Don't act like this, kid! We are all scared because of our deaths! - said Yuri (female), angry with him.
_I didn't die, did I? That's the difference!

Meanwhile Yuri (the male) tried to talk to Caronte
_Just a thought, what happens to them who left? I believe in god and all this thing...
_Do I look like I'm the one supposed to know this s**t?
_Well the cape really give me this impression...
Caronte removes the cape, and instead of the old man the hands made people think there was a strong-built middle-aged man with two pairs of arms and bull horns.
_Well, I'm not! All I know is that Peter is the one who makes all the choices regarding Erim's job. Ask him if you meet him.

_Actually? - answered Caronte - I'm only stalling you guys... Erim needs at least three posts... er I mean, she needs more time to sort the souls on religion...

If this was an anime, I could swear at least three people on that boat would have large sweat tears on the back of their heads...

_...What? You guys didn't really think it was just poof and you are in heaven, did you?

_I did! - said Vini.