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 Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:53 pm
Kiri with Angel Wings...? Yeaaaaah, that sure as hell fits.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:49 pm
B-but Baha! It makes her feel Pretty! Oh So Pretty! She feels Pretty, and Witty, and Gaaayyy! And she pitties. Any girl who isn't her this day (falalalala la la la, lala!):
Kiri and Alair where currently staying in North Korea over the winter break in '97, Kiri having found a good deal on getting her new angel wing tattoo enchanted. They where in the better part of town- which was hard to do in North Korea. Or was that South Korea? Alair couldn't keep it straight and never left the apartment they had rented on the 21st floor, in fear of being raped of his innocents. At the moment, Kiri was in the other room, in a "2 hour ritual" for the enchantment to make Kiri wings "free". Yeah. Sure. That explained all the moaning and banging he had been hearing. Thank god his CD player went to a deafening volume.
Alair was on the last song on the techno remix CD Kiri had burned for him, when Kiri poked her head in from the bedroom. She looked at him. He looked at her, taking his headphones off. She grinned.
"I feel pretty~." Alair stared at her as her voice took on a sing-song voice.
"Oh so pretty~." Alair groaned.
"I feel pretty, and witty, and Gaaaaayyyy~!" "Maybe because you are?"
"And I pitty~" Kiri continued, uniffected by Alair's blatent inturuption. "Any girl who isn't me to~day." She twirled out of the room in a circle, clad in kneehigh rainbow stockings, a floofy black skirt and a black halter top and a feathered pink boa. Her (currently) fanned cheakbone-lengthed auborn hair spun with her and the enchanter's voice sung in the backround, "Lalalalala la la la~ lala!" Alair hit his head against the wall with a groan.
"I feel charming~" Kiri possed girlishly with her hands folded next to her face whilst standing on one tip-toe.
"Oh so Charming~" She switched legs.
"It's Alarming how charming I feeeel~" She spun again, getting closer to Alair's position on the couch.
"And So Pretty!" From her back exploded two featherd wings, either expanding to at least 5 feet each. Feathers fell to the floor and simply went threw it, though at first glance those wings looked real. However, now that Alair was gonking at them, he noted that they where, indeed, transparent.
"I can hard-l-y beleive I'm real!" "Lalalalala la la la, la la!" The Korean witch peeked out of the bedroom as well, an evil smile on her face playing as Kiri danced about the room in joy. Alair cocked his eyebrow and looked at the girl.
"And how much is this going to cost?" The witch's grin grew wider, and a chuckle played with it. "No need to worry younge one, I've had my 'fill' of pay." Alair grimaced and the witch laughed some more, entering the kitchen in nothing but a tanktop and her panties. Alair burried his head into his knees, muttering something along the lines of 'ew' and 'it burns'.
Kiri was blissfully oblivious to any and all of this, having much to much fun on her own, with her wings that she could now control at will.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:09 pm
((...someone remind me to make the Nyx and Isis watching the kick the rat safety video and/or a kick the rat body spray and odor remover commercial at a later point in time? too much work to write it tonight sweatdrop nothing to be done))
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:20 am
Poor Alair! Don't worry, I shall defend you from any evil wretches trying to steal your innocence. Away, you scurvy scallwags!
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:01 pm
Alair still had innocents?
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:16 pm
I meant mentally. His actual innocents was taken long, long ago sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:19 am
AVAST!! T'day be in'ernational Talk Like a Pirate day!! Wear ye corsets and be at arms length of the rum for the tromendous occation!! There shall be an SuS regaurding it, though that won't be 'til later tonight, fo rI must be off to Sail the seven Classrooms!
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:47 pm
I won't be able to read it until tomorrow...probably... crying
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:17 pm
Gah, okay, okay, I know, I suck @_@!! My Uncle just got married! So I'm finally inspierd to write. I'll edit my suposed Pirate Post later, we're about to leave for the reception.
On an unsuspecting day in an unsuspecting school, a lone muggle mailman dropped a package at the edge of the hogwarts burrier, babbling about that SNM appointment he had to get his money for before running off in the oposite direction. Our very own Kiri found the paper just a few hours later, and simply had a ball.
The staff was eating breakfast, and Kiri was no exception. Minus the fact that today, she was reading a wedding magazine. Alair peaked over her shoulder in curiosity. "Err, Kiri? Why are you looking at Wedding Dresses? You said that if you where ever going to get married, it would be to a woman and you would be the man." Kiri waved off the coment and replied in a monotone voice. "I know, I would, they're just so pretty though..." Alair sighed and went back to eating.
Soon enough, Kiri's wild train of thought lead her to an idea. "Homigod. I'd be the man in a relationship, but Ally..." She looked at him with sparkling mischevious eyes and Alair looked at her confused. "Err, I don't get it..." "If you got married to Draco, You would be the woman!" Alair's face went as red as a cherry and Draco looked up in curiosity.
"M-Married? Wait, but Kiri," Alair's head went back down to earth, "What does that have to do with- Wait." As fast as his face turned red, it went pale. His eyes went as wide as saucers and he scooted his chair away from his sister. "No. You're insane. INSANE Kiri!!!" "Oh come on, you would look wonderful in a wedding dre-" "NO! How many times do I have to TELL you; I , am NOT, a WOMAN!!!" "YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH! And you look darling in drag in the first place!" Kiri responded eagerly, now sitting up fully in her chair. Alair pressed back against Domini, would couldn't stop laughing, in order to get as far away from Kiri as he possible could. Draco chose a fine time to walk over.
"Excuse me Kiri," Draco said with a calm demenor, "But I know for a fact that my Alair is Not a woman." He wrapped his arms around Alair's neck and stared at Kiri in an opressing fashion. "And if we were to marry, I imagine you wouldn't be as eager to come." Kiri blinked and Alair grinned. "Why not?" "Really now Kiri, are you that dense? Like hell I'd stop at a simple kiss." And with that, Draco proceeded to stradle Alair in his chair and snog him against the breakfast table.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:37 pm
"Malfoy, not at breakfast! Not only are you going to scar the students... I'M STILL EATING!" Lucius was just a taaaaaad bit cross.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:07 pm
*dances* Yay! coco-chan is alive!
Congratulations on your uncle's marriage. And I would absolutely die to see Alair in a wedding dress. Somebody who can actually draw needs to make a picture of that...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:50 am
I'm back! And now I only have 13 SuS's to make up for! Here's one that I think still counts as one even though I did post it in-play sweatdrop
Alair smiled at Neinna. "Brownies are one of my favorites! I'd love to try some as well."
Kiri huggled the bowl greedily and summoned a spachula from the counter nearby. Using her newly found device, she started scraping out the pancake batter from the bowl. "We should have a junk food party!!
Alair face-palmed with a sigh. "Kiri, you're such a comfert food whore! It's either the truffles or the pancakes, make up your mind!"
"But they're both soooo good!!"
"Kiri..." Alair said in a warning voice.
"Nuuuuuuu!" Kiri squealed in a battle cry voice and James-bonded over the couch again. "You Shalt not take mah Truuufles!" The muggle-studies teacher whined in relatiation after she was on the floor on the oposite side of the couch, followed by chucking a truffle in the general direction of Alair. It' hit him square in the forehead.
"KIRI!" Alair growled. He lunged over the side of the couch with his upper-body, snatching the bowl of truffles away and sitting back down indian-style on the couch, using the back of it as a baracade.
Kiri yelped indignatly and flung a sploch of pancake batter in Alair's general difection. It stuck in his hair.
Alair threw a truffle.
Bigger splotch.
Bigger Truffle.
Spachula.
Oven Mit.
Shoe.
Pillow.
Pancake bowl.
Truffle bowl.
House elf.
"HEY! That's House-elf Cruelty!"
"Oh. Sorry Bumpkins!"
"'tis alright mistress!"
Soon enough a war had started between the two complete with vicoty cries and hissing- that is, until the door opened.
"Draco!"
"Betrügender Dumpkoff!"
Alair blinked at Kiri's nickname for his please still be even though we're on break? lover, a giant blush of humiliation spilling over his face to be found in such a childish war of banter. "What did you call him?"
"Err, nothing!" Kiri laughed nervously. Inside, her mind was screaming. <********, Damn, s**t, CHEATING BASTERD!! What the ******** is he doing here?!?!
Alair gave her 'the look'. The look that ment 'Tell me now or you don't get home-made mochi for a week'.
Kiri gulped and scooted away. "N-nothing, I swear!"
Alair continued to glare.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:15 pm
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