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 Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:07 pm
Either by simply realizing that doing something like going to church when you don't want to is pointless due to the fact that spirituality is kind of something you need to want to pursue or by guiding your parents to approximately the same epiphany.
How come staying in my nice, constant temperature house didn't have any impact on the 'freak allergy attack when awake at 2AM' problem?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:10 am
Because, like abstinance is the only 100% sure way of not having babies, not breathing is the only 100% sure way not to have allergy attacks.
How do I make all the MSU people show up and hang out at the same time, short of yelling about boobies!?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:18 am
Huh? I thought I heard something about there being boobies here.
How can I pay attention in the two easy classes I took this semester while still giving appropriate focus to the two relatively difficult ones I took?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:23 pm
If they're easy, you shouldn't have to pay attention.
How can I make my throat stop hurting?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:36 pm
Uninstall it.
How can I get out of going to work so I can play DisgaeaII all day long?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:08 pm
Well, I make up religious holidays, but you've probably exahusted that option, so I'm going to say pay a hobo to call in a bomb threat.
Other than changing my hair color back to natural so they can see my cat band, how do I re-establish the haven for cute catgirls we had once?
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:10 pm
You pay a hobo to tell all the cat-girls that we have a ton of catnip.
How do I roll a natural 20 in a snowstorm.(God I'm so bored)
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:09 pm
You weight the die.
How come I haven't seen Loktera or Saiko around in, liek, forevers?
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:49 pm
I don't know!!! crying crying crying crying
How can we buy some catnip for the guild???
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:46 pm
By going to the local petsmart (pet smart or pets mart? Oh god!) and robbing them followed by wiping their memoryof the event leaving them to ponder where all of the catnip went.
How come mouth and nose coverred thing I wore didn't stop me from breathing in tons of dust when I emptied out two industrial vacuum cleaners today?
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:55 pm
Perhaps said mouth and nose covers were not worn correctly.
How does one best color balance a photo in Photoshop?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:26 am
Manually sliding bars around until the colors look awesome.
-no really, if the auto option doesn't turn out so good you'll have to do it yourself. Luckily there are a bunch of ways you can focus on only certain colors but which one will work best depends on the situation. The first thing that comes to mind is going into the channels window and editting the black and white masks there.
How can I keep from blackenning my breathing tubes with vacuum dust again?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:23 pm
 How do I share the Gospel?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:46 pm
By being sincere and approachable.
How can I get more people to come to my photo exhibition?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:58 pm
Nudity.
How can you be doing this to meeeeeeee!?
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