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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:17 pm
Boris proceeded to cry. Oh, the tragedy!
He wrote several sad poems about his addiction to caffeine and how his life was ruined, and he then sent the poems off to www.poetry.com , which proceeded to...
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:52 pm
put on more lipstick. It had to look good, no matter the cost. dramallama
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:15 am
Boris was very offended. He sent a letter of offense to poetry.com. They responded by...
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:30 am
..publishing it and sending him the grand prize, which was....
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:39 am
...a big plastic trophy with a retail value of $2.50!
Boris donated that money to Gaia for a Sealed Letter, which turned out to become a...
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:51 am
...nitemare scythe! ...because Navi wants a pixellated scythe. But Navi's not in this story (as far as she knows) so I need to stop talking about myself.
*commercial interruption*
Boris equipped his new scythe and was just about to lop off a few heads when he realized that none of the other characters had shown up in a while. *GASP* For no reason whatsoever, Boris began juggling vitamin supplements. He had just added the 6th capsule when there was a knock at the door. Who could it be?!
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:44 pm
The door swung open, revealing Satan.
"Hey, Boris!" said Satan. "I'm having some car trouble. Can I borrow your Magic Pixie Dust of Doom to help start it back up?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:45 am
Boris screamed and ran away, stumbling in the stilettos that he wasn't wearing a moment ago. Suddenly, everything became dark and Satan reappeared in front of him.
"Don't run away from me, fool!" yelled Satan, pulling a rifle out of his ear and aiming it at Boris.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:18 pm
Boris shrieked like a cat and ran for cover. Satan cackled with glee and proceeded to fire off the rifle, BANG BANG BANG. Boris ran from the bullets like a cat being shot by Satan.
Neo appeared and began tossing apples at Satan.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:28 am
One of the apples struck Satan's off button and he slumped to the floor, ceasing all functions. Neo dramatically flew away before Boris could thank him for setting him free. Boris was wondering what to do about the immobile Satan when......
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:52 pm
...the moving company arrived and carted Satan away.
Boris wondered what would happen next to continue the plot, when suddenly, without any warning, and being of total surprise to all involved... Boris's whiskers caught on fire.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:21 pm
Boris's whisker burned a bit as he waited for someone to continue the story.
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:30 am
Soon, the fire spread to his ears, turning his fur red. Suddenly A giant jelly bean came and rolled onto boris. Boris was now stuck to the jelly bean and began rolling down a hill. Boris broke out in a rousing chorus of meow meow meow meow.. until suddenly the jelly bean exploded and boris went
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:38 pm
...flying into the air and landed in ancient egypt. The egyptians at that time worshiped cats and made Boris their god. They worshiped him and brought him...
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:19 am
to bel-air where he met the fresh prince and they played a rousing game of
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