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[DeanTheAdequate]

Today's Smiley theater:
Dean and Domo's Anime in Review
will be on, right after this message.

And now, a public service announcement on how to identify tyhe meaning of facial expressions on the Jerry Springer Show.

talk2hand - Girl/boy please, do not tell me all this undue stressful factual knowledge for I cannot bear it upon my soul. Please speak with my poffered palm for it may digest the sense you are making better.

eek - Girl/boy please, you are doing something that is shocking and offensive to my sensabilities, as well as most of the sensabilities of america. You have turned our dopmestic dispute into a mockery for the masses. Please desist or I shall have to throw a chair at your new boyfriend.

cool - Vouchsafe and alas I am still sated, for obviously I am going on television for some sort of reward. Not to be confronted with bizarre sexual misconducts involving various lovers and other family members.

surprised - Zounds! I never knew that two women I knew would want to deeply share thier flesh on national television and ignore me.

gonk - I have just lost 300 lbs. Jerry is the kindest man ever for knocking a hole out of the side of my house to get me weighed at the truck scales. It was truely then I knew I had a problem.

wink - And now for the final thought... suckers!


And now, on with the show...

smile : Hello again! I know, it's been a while but we're back and in force!
domokun : Why you not let me pick an an-i-me to review?
sweatdrop : Do you remember the last time?
*Flashback noise*
domokun : Today we review "Super Milk Chan"
gonk : My eyes! THe goggles do nothing!!!
*Flashback noise*
domokun : Oh yeah. Me remember.
sweatdrop : Anyway, today we reviewed "Samurai Champloo". THis is what happens when you take the awesomeness of the japanese samurai movie, the inventiveness of the team that gave us "Cowboy Bebop", and the soundtrack with some of the freshest music to be put in such an anime.
domokun : You get pudding?
eek : No... you don't get pud- DOMO! LOOK OUT! THAT FLOODLIGHT!
*KER-RASH!*
surprised : Quick! Cut to the clip!
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stare : *Quietly kills another hater*
scream : Remember! I have to kill you!
4laugh : After we find the sunflower samurai!
scream : Yeah? Well let's get back to the Bebo...
4laugh stare : ...?
scream : Oh, wait... wrong show. Man I'm hungry...
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*Domo has a huge bandage on his head and is smoking a pipe.*
neutral : Well, we're back. You OK Domo?
domokun : Undoubtedly. Not even a concussion. I wasn't out for all that long, by my own diagnosis.
smile : Well, OK then. My take on this anime is that it's an interesting take on the samurai film. It's a strange mix that works because of the semaless infuision of the very different elements. Samurai period pieces and hip hop.
domokun : *Snort* Oh yes, very laughable. "Seamless" has nothing to do with it. You see, the fineness of Kurosawa would be abjectly horrified to see this happen. Why, when Beat Takahashi took on the role of Zatoichi...
*Two hours later*
domokun ...Which is why modern Japanese film has pandered to nothing mopre than graphic costuming and special effects. Little as they are able to produce. *Puffs pipe*
sweatdrop : Wow Domo, that was well presented. But you do realize that as time changes what can be considered "Art" will also change? It's an inevitability of society.
domokun : Hmm, a very well thought out argument that I have no prepared defence for. You do realize I am now forced to eat you. Sorry old chap. *Eats Dean*
eek : What? Noooo!
*Gulp*
sad : So... about how long until you're stupid again?
domokun : I I do believe the effects will wear off until our next episode. Until then, this is Dean and Domo's anime in review. Cherrio!


-fin-