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Eh hem....a Sonic and friends presentation of the Parrot Sketch

Sonic: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(Tails does not respond.)
Sonic: 'Ello, Miss?
Tails: What do you mean "miss"?
Sonic: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Tails: We're closin' for lunch.
Sonic: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this chao what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Tails: Oh yes, the, uh, the Blue Chao...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Sonic: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Tails: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Sonic: Look, matey, I know a dead chao when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Tails: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable little thing, the Blue Chao, idn'it, ay? Beautiful color!
Sonic: The color don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Tails: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Sonic: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Chao-y Chao! I've got a lovely fresh Hero Fruit for you if you
show...
(Tails hits the cage)
Tails: There, he moved!
Sonic: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Tails: I never!!
Sonic: Yes, you did!
Tails: I never, never did anything...
Sonic: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO CHAO-Y!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes chao out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Sonic: Now that's what I call a dead chao.
Tails: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Sonic: STUNNED?!?
Tails: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Blue Chao’s stun easily, major.
Sonic: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That chao is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged swim.
Tails: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for Station Square.
Sonic: PININ' for Station Square?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Tails: The Blue Chao prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable little thing, id'nit, squire? Lovely color!
Sonic: Look, I took the liberty of examining that chao when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been standing on its cage in the
first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Tails: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that little thing down, it would have climbed up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its fist, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Sonic: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this little thing wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Tails: No no! 'E's pining!
Sonic: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This chao is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the cage 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-CHAO!!
(pause)
Tails: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of chao’s.
Sonic: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Tails: I got a slug.
(pause)
Sonic: Can it race and fight?
Tails: Nnnnot really.
Sonic: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Tails: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Sonic: Well.
(pause)
Tails: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Sonic: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.

Amy:I MUST, I MUST, I MUST INCREACE MY BUST!!!

And now, fresh from "Sonic Moulin Rouge" ee bring to you...The Elephant Love Medley! Yes, that is actually a work in progress, in my head.
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Cosmo: I can't fall in love with anyone.

Tails is aghast!

Tails: Can't fall in love?
Th-That's terrible!

Cosmo turned to him.

Cosmo: No, living on the streets, THAT's terrible.

Tails: No!
Love is like oxygen!

Cosmo: What?!

Tails: Love is a many-splendored thing,
Love lifts us up where we belong, all we need is love!

Cosmo: Let's not start that up again...

Tails: All you need is love!

Cosmo: A girl has got to eat!

Tails: All you need is love!

Cosmo: She'll wind up on the street!

Tails: All you need is looooove!
Cosmo turns away.

Cosmo: Love is just a game.

Tails: I was made for loving you, baby, you were made for loving me!

Cosmo: The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee.

Tails: Just one night, give me just one night!

Cosmo: There's no way, 'cause you can't pay!

She brushes him off, but Tails gets in her way again.

Tails: In the naaaaaame of love. One night, in the name of looove.

Cosmo: You craaaazy fool. I won't give into you.

She starts to walk off and Tails reaches out for her from a pole.

Tails: Don't. Leave me this way. I can't survive, without your sweet love. Oh, baby. Don't leave me this way.

Cosmo sighs and looks away.

Cosmo: You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs...

Tails: I look around me and I see it isn't so. Oh, no.

Cosmo: Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.

Tails leans in closer to her, now standing behind her.

Tails: Well, what's wrong with that, I'd like to know...

He starts to walk towards a dangerous point, still singing.

Tails: ...'Cause here I go agaaaaaain!
Love lifts us up where we beloooong!

Cosmo: Get down! Get down!

Tails: Where eagles fly on a mountain hiiiiiigh.

Cosmo finally pulls him down and turns away, scoffing.

Cosmo: Love makes us act like we are fools! Throw our lives away for one happy day!

Tails: We could be heeeeeroes! Just for one day...

Cosmo sighs and starts to walk away.

Cosmo: You, you will be mean...

Tails: No, I won't!

Cosmo: And I? I'll drink all the time!

Tails had followed her down and was now at her window.

Tails: We should be loveeeeers!

Cosmo: We can't do that...

Tails: We should be looooveeers, and that's a fact.

Cosmo turns to him.

Cosmo: Though nothing will keep us together...

Tails: We could steal time...

Both: Just for one day.
We could be heroes forever and ever!
We could be heroes forever and ever!
We could be heroes....

Tails: Just because I~ will always looooove yoooooou.

He continues with the "you" for a bit as she sings.

Cosmo: I~...

Both: Can't help loving...
You....

Cosmo: How wonderful life is...

Both: Now you're in...the woooooooorld...

They kiss and the camera pans out to Tails' apartment.

Charmy is sitting on the windowsill above Tails' room, watching.

Charmy: How wonderful life is, now you're in...the woooorld....

Moon is singing Italian Opera as the screen goes black.

TA-DA! My own Charlie the Unicorn parody! biggrin This is where Eggman makes a Candy Base. so, Sonic and Knuckles found a map to his candy base. So, Sonic and Knuckles tell Shadow about "Eggman's Secret Candy Base" So, They go on a great adventure! biggrin I hope you will all like it! ^^ I hope the story is ok... Here's the origanal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZFjVCN3BU&watch_response
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*Shadow is sleeping besides a tree outside of Station Square*
*Sonic and Knuckles walk in*
Sonic:Hey, Shadow! Hey, Shadow! Wake up!
Knuckles:Yeah, Shadow! You silly sleepy head! Wake up!
Shadow:Uhhhh... You guys. This better be pretty freaking important. Is the city on fire?
Sonic:No, Shadow. We found a map to Eggman's Secret Candy Base! Eggman's Candy Base, Shadow!
Knuckles:Yeah, Shadow! Where going to Eggman's Candy Base, Come with us, Shadow!
Sonic:Yeah, Shadow! It will be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Shadow!
Shadow:Yeah, Eggman's Candy Base, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Sonic:*Jumps and bounces on Shadow*Noooo, Shadow! You have to come with us to Eggman's Candy Base!
Knuckles:Yeah, Shadow! Eggman's Candy base is fulled with candy and joy and joyness!
Shadow razz lease stop bouncing on me.
Sonic:Eggman's base, Shadow!
Knuckles:Yeah, Eggman's base!
Shadow:Alright, fine! I'll go with you to Eggman's Candy base!

*Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow are walking in Angel Island*
Sonic w/ Knuckles:*singing*LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Shadow:Gah, Enough of the singing all ready!
Sonic:Our first stop is over there, Shadow!
*walks into a Metarex*
Shadow:Oh, god. What is that?
Sonic:It's a Metarex, Shadow!
Knuckles: Yeah! A magical Metarex
Sonic:It's gonna guide our way the Eggman's Candy base, Shadow!
Shadow:Uh, you guys. You know Eggman doesn't have a Candy Base, right?
Sonic:Shun the non-believer!
Knuckles:SHHHUUUUNNNN!!!
Sonic:SHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNAAAAHHHH!!!!
Shadow:Yeah...
Metarex:*making weird robotic noises*
Sonic:It has spoken!
Knuckles:It has told us the way!
Shadow:It didn't say anything!

*Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow are on a bridge*
Sonic:It's just over this bridge, Shadow!
Knuckles:This magical bridge, of hope and wonder!
Shadow:Is anyone getting covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we should get off of this thing.
Sonic:Shaaadow... Shaaaaaadooow.... Shaaaaadow... Shaaa-
Shadow: I'm over here! What do you want?
Sonic:We're on a bridge, Shadow!

Knuckles:We're here!
*show's Eggman's Base made out of candy.*
Shadow:Well, how do you know. Eggman actally has a candy base.
Sonic:Eggman's Candy Base! Eggman's Candy Base! Fill me with sweet, sugary goodness!
Knuckles:Go inside the Secret Candy Base, Shadow!
Sonic:Yeah, Shadow! go inside the Base! Magical wonders have behold when you enter!
Shadow:Yeah, thanks. But, no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
Knuckles:But, you have to enter the Base of Eggman's Candy Base, Shadow!

*Eggman's robots pop out of nowhere and start's dancing*
Robot:*singing* oh when your down and looking for some cheering up,
then just head right on up to Eggman's Candy Base,
when you get inside youll find yourself a cheery Base such a happy and joyfull and perky merry Base they got lollypops and gummi drops
and candy things oh so many things that will brightin up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in the Candy Base its the something of the love of candy canes, they got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats candy rats chocolate bats its a secret base of sweets
by the candy rockets and hear the candy bots, candy bells its a treat as they march accross the land, cherry ribbons stream accross the sky into the ground turn arround it astounds its a secret candy base
in the Candy Base imagions run so free so now Shadow please will you go into the Base'

Shadow:Alright, fine! I'll go into the freakin' Secret Candy Base.
*Shadow's in the base*
Sonic:Yaaaaa!
Knuckles:Yaaaaa!
Sonic:Goodbye, Shadow!
Knuckles:Yeah! Goodbye, Shadow!
Shadow:Goodbye? What?
*doors close on shadow*
Shadow:Hey! What's goin' on there? Hello?
*Eggman walks in*
Shadow:Hey, Who is that?
*Eggman beats up Shadow*

*Shadow wakes up in the forest*
Shadow:Oh, god. What happened?
*Looks at a scar on where is kidney is*
Shadow:Aw, He took my Freakin' kidney!

Nope. She needs to decrease hers.
No, Matt. I don't recognize it. What's it from?

Oh. I've never seen it.