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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:51 pm
This all made the llama feel very awkward inside. But he told himself he'd just have to live with it. But he wasn't the only one having troubles. His (and the Puple Cow's) children were experiencing a depression that was brought about by the death of their mother.
As a result, some of the little cow-lings turned Goth, Emo, and just plain depressed. This was a very difficult time.
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:05 pm
The first cowling to actually commit suicide was the cow's fourth child, a beautiful calf named Cowlette. She had once been royal blurple, but had painted herself black at the advent of her emo-ness. She grew her topknot out long enough to cover her eyes, and started slashing her forelegs. Eventually she grew bold enough to make deep cuts in her hind legs. The llama, too lost in his own world of depression, knew nothing of it until he found her dead in the bathtub, dripping blood, with an empty pill bottle by her side.
Wow.
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:19 pm
Needless to say, life for the young cows and the Llama went pretty much downhill from there. Until one day, when an unexpected visitor appeared at their door. Nobody knew who it was by the look though. So they all sat there and stared...
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:35 pm
Tyhe llama demanded the name of the stranger, and the stranger said he was there to help, he offered a small jewel-encrusted bottlke with a cork in it, and told him to rub it, and he would have 3 wishes, th llama stared at the bottle anfd looked at the stranger...but he had mystriously vanisherd, so he...
((sorry i'm having trouble typing one-handdsed so sorry for speeling mistaskes))
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:36 pm
rubbed the bottle, and a genie came out, he wished for...
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:38 pm
He wished he could rewind time back to where he and the purple cow had the predicament of decideing wheter to get an abortion or not, the genie granted his wish and...
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:39 pm
He sucseeded in saving teh purple cow, but, his daughter was still dead, so for his second wish he....
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:08 pm
...wished for the Elixir of Life, which he used to revive the purple cow's daughter. After that, he wished for...
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:04 pm
3 more wishes ! the with his next, he wished for enough money to buy a big house, a nice car, and all the other luxurious things he wanted, and still have some left over, with an additional $5000 to donate to charity and the needy people.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:11 pm
He bought all that stuff. Suddenly, he realized exactly what to do with the next wish. He wished that the purple cow was a llama, so they could have kids.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:56 am
well, the wish worked, but sadly, that was his last wish, so he couldn't wish for more wishes, but the wish worked, but his wife was now a purple llama.
Hey! That wasn't his last wish! He had one more!
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:34 pm
Then he realized he had another wish, so with that wish he wished that every time he made a wish in his whole life, it'd be granted.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:44 pm
*does that math* Omg I kenw that! sweatdrop
the genie looked at him and said, I'm sorry, we can't do that, can can only wish for up to 3 wishes, and it must be on your last wish, usually, we don't even let people wish for more wishes. what is your last wish?
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:57 pm
The Llama thought hard on this, as he didn't want to mess it up. What did he want? What was the thing he could just wish for, have, and be completely happy with it? It frustrated him that he couldn't think of it.
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:37 pm
The llama's wishe suddenly came to him: he had turned his wife into a Llama, but his kids were still cows!
"I wish our kids were cows!
((wouldn't it have been eiser to just change himself and the Elderly Llama into cows instead? i think it would be an insult the the cows' father; the bull.....
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