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Alexander Shaw

PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:26 am


The Story of Alexander Shaw

My name, for the record, is Alexander H. Shaw.

Since so much time has passed since this was important, I feel silly to begin that way, but I was raised to introduce myself properly.

My friends always called me Xan or Xander, so I invite you to do the same, as I do hope that we will be friends.

Now I am a doll, but before, I was not. It is the before, a hazy dreamy kind of place that I am endeavoring to record in this journal. (though I cannot guarantee that some of my new experiences may not leak in. After all, one cannot live in the past when one is sitting in the future)

Before I was a doll, I was a man, a young man, for certainty, barely out of boyhood, but a man none the less.


I grew up in a decently sized town in England. The name sadly escapes me, but if I recall it, I will record it here. I do remember that it was, or is, a reasonable distance from London.

For reasons never explained to me, my father was good friends with the lord of our town. Now, removed from it, I can think of several reasons why this may be, starting with taking the fact that his appearance was quite close to Lord Constantine, and moving from there- he would not be the first man born 'on the wrong side of the blanket' (note: what a strange turn of phrase that is? Do they imply that all infidelity takes place without getting properly undressed?) That, or they simply went to school together, as my father always gave the impression that his family used to be a great deal better off then we were while I was brought up.
Not that we wanted for anything- Arthur Shaw (my father) was a decent solicitor (a lawyer) and while perhaps our home was a bit more shabby than it might have been, and there were fewer servants than the grand houses, it was a good place for a young man to grow.
But back to Lord Constantine, or rather, his son Henry. I was Henry's companion growing up. We shared many things, including tutors, and so it was that I came out of boyhood a good deal better educated than I might have otherwise been. I certainly would never have learned to handle a sword, or play three instruments, or ride like the wind had I not been his companion. Henry was... Ah, Henry was exuberant. Everything he did, he did at full tilt, heartily, and dragging me along behind him like a shadow. Not that I minded. It was fascinating the kind of trouble he could get into without in fact actually getting in trouble I recall this one occasion where he was minded to hunt fox- now when most gentlemen wanted to hunt foxes, they acquired on in a cage- I rather gathered that there were places where enterprising men bred them just for that sport. But Henry thought that was too tame, and dragged me out of bed quite before dawn and into the woods before breakfast.
We then spent a harrowing day (and night) lost in the woods behind the manor.
We never did find any foxes, which is just as well, as twelve year old boys are generally considered a bit young for the sport.

We were going to attend Oxford together- I assume my father had an eye for me following in his footsteps as a solicitor, or even becoming a doctor, if my heart led me there.

Unfortunately, that never happened.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:41 am


The Story of Alexander Shaw

I was about seventeen when my father received a message, telling him that he had inherited a small fortune, and asked him to go to the continent (Europe) to claim it.
In a great hustle and bustle, he and my mother both headed off, taking that opertoonity to travel, and leaving me in the company of my mother's aunt, in London.

I felt that this inhertiance might finally close the gap between Henry and I. Not entirely, of course, but enough.

Sadly not a month after my parents had set out, my aunt received a message; both of my parents had died in a horrific train wreck while passing through the mountains.

There was no inhertiance worth that.

With my father dead, the said fortune did not pass to me, but instead to some other realitive I had never heard of.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:09 pm


I feel I should tell everyone here that Vampires in Lyndebougho is now being updated on my livejournal. However, it's under no filter, so you can read it without logging in, if you like.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:18 pm


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:54 pm


okay that's fricken awesome. You win at animated icons
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:57 pm


It began, as many things do, with a death. I'm lucky I guess, that I got to watch. It would have been harder if I'd had to wonder if it had really happened. But I was there, close enough to see his eyes blink once more as his head was held up by the hair. It would take more than a changeling to live through beheading.

While I think of his execution as the beginning, I suppose it began earlier than that; when my mother died. I can't remember much about my mother, which isn't surprising given how young I was when she ran into the woods with me in her arms. If she hadn't done that, dying alone on the hill, I wouldn't have learned to talk with the fairies, and that was the only thing I really had to offer.

While most people can see fairies, few people can recognize them no matter what form they wear, and fewer still can talk to them.
I am quite blessed in that not only can I do both of those, I can even convince them to help me, for whatever reasons, they have always liked me. If they hadn't I suppose my bones would be resting on that hill with my mother's.
But they did like me and raised me as best they could, and even found a changeling to bring me back into the human world when I got to be too big. Michel even managed to find my father, and being the stalwart type he was, returned me to him.

My father... well he was surprised by me to say the least, and I was surprised by him. Growing up with the faeries, all I really remembered from being a human was my mother talking about God,and since the faeries were my mother, I figured God was my Da. Since fairies don't talk, not really, I would talk to God. He didn't talk back this isn't one of those stories, but it was comforting to have someone to talk to none the less. But back to my father.

My father was nice enough, and he taught me about the human world. He taught me about the revolution that didn't happen, and the rein of 'we could do worse' King Edward. I was born in the colonies you see, but my father went back to England to negotiate with the King and Parliament, and that was when my mother gave birth to me, and ran into the woods to the fairy hill. Wait, let me tell you about King Edward and the revolution that wasn't; it isn't the proudest point in history, and a lot of people over look it.

About oh... fifty years ago, King George realized that England was in a spot of finantal trouble. Rather than do what any good housewife knows to do; that is trim sails, cut expenses and wait it out, he turned his eyes to the colonies. At that point the colonies were just starting to get things set on their own, building up cities, and organizing communities. Loyal subjects paying normal taxes, mostly in coin, because it would be a pain to ship farm animals over the Atlantic for taxes. But King George thought to himself that since they could pay in coin, then they could pay that AND more normal taxes. The people of England wouldn't mind, it would be solving the problem in a way that wouldn't result in more taxes for them, and if the people in the colonies minded, who cared- while they were getting onto their feet, they still couldn't survive without what England sent them. So there wasn't much they could do about it.

Sadly he was right, there wasn't much they could do about it. Some people grumbled, some people groused, and some people were delinquent, but in the end, most of them paid the raised taxes. And if it had stopped when England got out of the financial trouble, it would have been fine. But King George was never one to let a good idea die. He decided to sq ease the colonies for all that they had. After all, what did it matter? The colonies were filled with thieves, and brigands, and religious nut cases. The land over there was filled with sprites, savages and land witches, so no one important would be put out.

No one 'important' was, but many many 'unimportant' people were and the longer it went on the more annoyed they got. Things heated up and protests were made. There was even a few battles. But before the disturbance got to a full fledged war, King George died. His son, Edward at the time fairly young, took over, rescinded most of the ridiculous taxation that his father had put in place and formally apologized to the colonies, offering each of them a seat in the parliament to insure that it would never happen again.

Right, so the reconciliation ended the war before it became a proper war, and each of the colonies got a seat in Parliament, so everyone lived happily ever after, right? Unfortunately, not quite. There were will malcontents in the colonies that wished the revolution had gone through,and that they could be their own country, not simply part of the English empire. One such was my grandfather. He was a great mover in the revolution that wasn't, and my father, a boy of no more than ten did his part as well. Which is probably why in what time he spent with me, my father painted the Resistance in such colorful and glowing colors, when most people regarded it as nothing but a nuisance. But I had hardly spent any time with my father at all before I was alone again. He disappeared, leaving me alone in a house that I had hardly learned my way around, in a town where I knew almost no one. I would have been in much worse shape if Michel hadn't come back to see how I was doing. His return was unexpected, to say the least, and I nearly died of shock when I saw him.

It feels useless to talk about him. Other than Da, he's the only one who ever seemed to actually care about me. I knew God loved me, like a Da should, because if he didn't I would have died. Some days, it was all I could think about. As long as he loved me, that was okay. And he always would. And he'd always be with me. Though the night that Michel was executed, I'd never felt more alone. It felt like God had abandoned me, just like my Father, my mother, the fairies, and now, Michel. I was sixteen years old. I guess I should have been used to being alone, but it still hurt. Michel had been executed for no good reason. A stupid witch hunt. They said that he'd killed someone but that's not true. Michel had never hurt anyone. The king had laws in place to protect people like Michel, but people ignored them, and they were in turn ignored by the law enforcers, who probably agreed with them anyway. There had to be something that I could do. But I didn't have any skills, the only thing I could do is talk to faries.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:17 pm


Well, I guess since I made this and I wanted to show everyone, this is where it goes, even if it's a macro.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:35 pm


The Story of Alexander Shaw

What little was left of my parents estate was converted to cash, and that was sent to my Aunt for the keeping of me.
I never went back to the town I'd grown up in. I never even received the remembrances I'd left behind. I can only imagine that they too, were converted to what little funds they might muster.

My Aunt, you must understand was not abad woman. She just had a weakness for sherry and cards, and perhaps was cursed with less brains than the avrage sheep. She never thought that she was doing anything more than having a good time, and didn't pay any attention to the acuring debt. Her winnings had always in the end, matched her losses, even if some months she had to give the bucher promises instead of notes.
And when her heart gave out, I was left alone, in London, with no home to call my own, and nothing but a few books, a mourning suit, and an incomplete over-my-class education.

Alexander Shaw


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:52 am


Kittywitch
Speaking of the little b*****d, I saw him this weekend at Harpers, where I presented him with the Ultimite Tunic of Ultimite Destiny. This is a black linen anglo-saxon type tunic with white runes embrodied twice around the hem and cuffs, and one down each arm, which read as most of the words to The Ultimite Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It gets better. He doesn't read runes. He has no idea what the tunic says.

User Image And here is the ultimite tunic of ultimate destiny, along with Stormgard's freshly hired brawn. ^^ The tunic in question is on the young man (yes, that is a man) to the right. You can't see the cuffs because he's wearing gloves, but you get the idea. Hannigen, to the left, deserves biscuits.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:21 am


yes. yes he does.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:54 pm


User Image I added 18 frames to an old animation and now it's pretty awesome.
And too big to use for a livejournal icon. I guess I should find a happy medium.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:10 pm


Not another macro, Kittywitch...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:13 am


I was hoping someday that there would be a link to a video here. Well, now there is.
How can you recognise a romance AMV? The over-use of fades and dissolves, of course!
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 3:45 pm


i just realised... I have a right to show this off.
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I had to screencap each frame, align them, put them in order...

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