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 Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:37 pm
Mae West
"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it."
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:18 am
Roseanne Barr
"If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. "
(I think I found a new favorite quote)
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:23 pm
Chuck Jones
I had to google it.
Things are only impossible until they're not.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:36 pm
Jean-Luc Picard.
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:39 pm
Fats Domino, had to google it
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:26 am
J.R.R. Tolkien, from the Hobbit. I had to google it too, as well as everything else from the past 6 pages. o_o;;
"Let's do this, I'm a cashew."
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:02 pm
Dane Cooke, yeah almost all have been googled
"Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too s**t-faced to remember to pick you guys up"
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:30 pm
Mr. Briggs
"Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!"
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