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 Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:41 am
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up and thrown in the gutter!
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:33 pm
Your mom is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth. talk2hand
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:20 pm
yo mommy so fat the aleians tried to invade the earth they couldn't tell with one was the planet
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:40 am
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the SUPER BOWL....
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:33 pm
Yo mama so fat......, we took a picture of her last Christmas and...., its still printing
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so dumb that when it's was 2012 she ran to SAFEway
Yo mama so fat she sat on the iPod and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama so dumb she thought that seaweed was something that fish smoke
Yo mama so ugly Jesus Christ was ashamed to create her
Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
Yo mama so ugly HELLO kitty said GOODBYE
Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the whole network crash
Yo mama so fat when she dies in call of duty the player gets a 10 person kill
Yo mama do stupid she made an appointment with Dr. pepper
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mount. Dew
Yo mama so fat Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
Yo mama so fat she had to be baptised at sea world
Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
Yo mama so stupid when I said drink were on the house she went and got a ladder
Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got a carpet burn
Yo mama so fat the last it e she saw 90210 was on her scale
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:15 pm
Yo mama is so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back.
Yo mama so hairy, bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so bald, her head slides off her pillow at night.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so stupid, she spent 3 days at a supermarket staring at a can that said concentrated.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped on mexico and landed on canada.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought that taco bell was a mexican phone company.
Yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her!
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly, bob the builder looked at her face and said "I can't fix that!"
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:20 pm
yo mommas like a microwave even a three year old knows how to turn her on
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