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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:27 pm

Urg, Long day at the mine, long day at the shop, long day at the smithy! today sucked. Really, really sucked. It would have seen that everything that could have went wrong on that day had. He got nothing in the mine, instead he kept finding random piece of paper saying "why don't you love me". Who would have been stupid enough to bury those everywhere in the mine, really? Then, not a single customer at the shop and he had even burned himself at the smithy. Nothing too serious, but still. Burning was never fun. To top it all, the weather was crap. Just from the small walk back to his house, he was already soaked from head to toe. Really, really crappy day. When he enter his house, he kicked his boots away, not even paying attention to the show rack, failing to notice the extra two pairs. He locked the door behind him, noticing that Gladice was nowhere to be found. Either she had been stuck by the rain somewhere or she had called it an early night. He removed his socks before heading inside the house. Really, right now, they were more like rags than socks. His hair were dripping water on the floor as he walked toward the stairt and his shirt was sticking to his upper body because of how soaked it was. He decide to remove it as he went up the stair. Kade was always bugging him to buy tight clothing, but he would never be able too. He couldn't even wear that sticking shirt for on more second, how could he wear something like that daily? Once he was up the stairs, he checked where the burn was on his left arm, just under his tattoo. It would probably be gone in a week or two, but it would leave a small scare, he knew it. Oh well, not like it mattered much. Right now, he could only care about getting out of his clothes and taking a warm shower. He was already unbuttoning his jeans when he walked into his room, not even noticing the two other boys in it. Well, not noticing them before his pants fell down. He did took notice of them after, as he was standing there in his underwear, with his dirty lundry in his left hand. "What the.... What are you doing here?" He asked them. He hadn't made any plans with Kade to sleep over, usually the boy would have made sure to tell him five times... every hours, that he was sleeping over. As for Gino, that was one of the last people he was expecting to see in his room.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:43 am

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"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"

Gino looked over to see Yoakim, still on the floor hugging his knees. "Kade invited me." He said in a very pathetic voice. "Then he said I'll get married and my wife will divorce me, and leave me with two kids while I live in shitty New Jersey and have a terrible life in a pink car and my best friend, who's my pet raccoon, will also die and leave me with Bandit Jr, and I'll be miserable and probably wait until my kids are 18 before shooting myself in the head, or at least sniping thousands of people then shooting myself in the head because if I'm going down, I'M TAKING EVERYONE WITH ME." He said that entire sentence quickly, not even stopping to breath. But it was rather depressing.. since it was kind of true. "Oh, and now I'm a little drunk." Like Yoakim can't tell my his clearly drunk voice. The young man grabbed the gin next to him and held it up to Yoakim, showing how much he drank already.. not that much, but a bit too much for someone like Gino. Either way, it was all Kade's fault! "And my girlfriend dumped me, and her sister raped me, and my mom's dead, and never get any customers in my cafe, and I need a.. a..." Streams of sad little tears started to pour down Gino's cheeks. "A hug!"

He then quickly grabbed Flinchy and squeezed the plush toy.

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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:42 pm

Gin was delicious~ Kade didn't like how it tasted at first, he never did, but he always grew fond of it once he got all dizzy. So much so that he would start to hug it to his chest and sing it lullabies that he remembered his mommy singing to him until he was sixteen! Safe to say that his mommy babied him. Anyway, on to snuggling the near empty bottle of gin that he was supposed to be saving for Yoakim. Well.. Once he finished his drink, he didn't have anything else to drink and he didn't want to leave Gino alone! The poor kid was probably still depressed over his mean old girlfriend! But, drinking always made the bad feelings go away~! Yep, it made everything better.. or it didn't, but he wouldn't remember it very well in the morning, so what did it matter? He hiccuped and cut his singing short, which was really terrible while he was drunk, so anyone in the room would be thankful for that. He looked over at the door, but found himself staring at a confused Yoakim instead, who he met eyes with equal confusion. He kept up that look until Gino spoke up and then giggled.

“Hee – oh, whoops.” He slapped a hand over his mouth, “I'm sorry, honeydrop, it's just.. You're so sad and cute and everything! I want a hug too~” Which he took unabashedly, squeezing Gino like he had when they first met. He somehow managed to overlook everything serious that was making Gino sad because.. he didn't want to think on sad stuff like that! But, by trying not to think on it, he ended up thinking on it to remember what he was trying not to think on! It was all very confusing, but it ended in Kade bursting into tears because he felt horrible. He had just laughed at Gino, hadn't he?! But, he was just so giggly when drunk, he didn't mean it! “I'm sorrrry, I'm so stupid – I didn't mean to play the game with you.. I remember my first MASH – it said I was gonna end up all alone with a cat and a kid that I'd have to raise in an apartment in New York with some crummy bicycle..” It also said he would go to an awesome fashion school and then become a nail technician, just like Gino would! But.. Now that he thought on it..

“B-but, I'm not alone, I've got Kim and I don't have a cat, I have Speckle.. Plus, I live in a big van, not an apartment! A-and I never did go to Paul Mitchell.. So, so, MASH is just a game and it doesn't always come true – um, um, you can.. marry.. um.. Maddie! You can marry Maddie and be happy and stuff!” He sniffled and snuggled Gino looking up at Yoakim again, “Kiiiiim, make Gino a-a diamond ring so he can propose to Maddie! He's gotta get married now or else he'll be stuck in the MASH cuuuurrrse!” He whined, but stopped, tears drying as he saw who he was talking to for the third time. “Oh my god, Kim?! When did you get home?! OH, OH, I know what to do now! You know what makes everyone feel better? THREESOME! Let's have a threesome! To the bed~!” With that being said, he let go of Gino and stood up with such an energy that it had him falling back down to the ground to curl up with the gin bottle. Oh, Kade.

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:26 pm

Kim stood there in the most awkward silence he had even done. He didn't know what to make out of that scene. Kade was clearly drunk and Gino was depress. What exactly had he missed? He went to say something, but then Kade went on and on about everything and anything (including Threesomes, like every time he was drunk). Yoakim took a deep breath before raising his finger in the air, to tell them to wait a second before speaking again, so he could think what to do of this situation. Well, it wasn't like the two boys were doing anything wrong, other than messing up his bed. "You... you two stay here and behave. I'll go take a shower, I'll deal with you afterwards...." He wanted his shower, and would take it! He removed his underwear, not caring at all that the two others could see him, they were guys, afteall, grabbed a towel and headed into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Soon after, the noise of the shower could be heard.

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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:40 pm

x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤
"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"

Gino stopped paying attention to both Yoakim and Kade after the word 'whoops' and instead went under the bed. There he had his Flinchy and his firearm. Nothing like hiding in one's comfort area to make yourself less depressed than you already are! He did end up hearing the showering sound, but since he wasn't fully there, assumed it was raining really hard. "The rain's too loud, can we put some white noise to block off that white noise?" Gino asked. "And.. and where'd Yoakim gooo?"

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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:53 pm

Kade pouted when Kim had to leave to go to the shower instead of having a nice fun threesome with them! What was wrong with Kim?! Why didn't he see how wonderful a threesome would be on all their psyches?! Yes, Gino would feel much more confidant and better after a threesome and so would Kade! It was a win-win! Plus, Kim should enjoy it too – he enjoyed it when they were with O'Malley! ..Or he thought he did.. Maybe not? He didn't remember very well.. Oh, well, Kade was already distracted by Gino peeking back out from under the bed. He climbed up onto the bed and looked down on Gino from above, waving his legs in the air idly with his head propped up by one hand.

“Kiiiiim is in the shower.. You wanna go see him, Ginny~?” He giggled as he rolled onto his back and made an effort to crane his neck to look at Gino. “I know you do~! 'Cause I do too and it'd be fun to.. Oh, my god, THREESOME IN THE SHOWER!” He hopped up, taking a few moments to steady himself, and leaned down to offer his hand to the fellow drunk because, obviously, two unstable drunks would cancel eachother out to make one, sober, graceful person! It was science!

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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:32 pm

x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤
"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"

Gino, while drunk, was too oblivious to understand the meaning of the word 'threesome' so he had to think hard about what it meant. Gino crawled out from under the bed, with his Flinchy, and sat on the floor. Threesome? Like.. like three people in one shower? Like what he and Mandy did, only with another person?! Yeah! He could like, fill up the bathtub with bubble bath and bring some toys and some plastic containers and they can have his Pokemon have a wacky adventure like he and Mandy did, then Lugia shows up and they gotta use bubblebeam and turn on the shower to make it rain because Lugia used rain dance and.. and.. yeah that would be fun...

"Um.. kay." Gino said, completely out of it.

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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:22 pm

Awe, Gino was so cute when he was drunk! It made Kade coo and give him another, ginormous hug! He sighed happily as he squeezed Gino like he would his bunny, which would make one wonder how in the world that bunny was still alive and healthy to this day. It did answer why the animal seemed so.. traumatized on occasion, simply staring at his carrots with this hollowed out expression. ..That was an exaggeration, but the narrator digressed! Kade gave a hug and let go of the blond, happily skipping off with Gino's hand in his own so he could drag him behind him to the bathroom. He stopped and tried the door, which was, of course, lo-...

“Oh~!” He gasped with a hand covering his mouth so he wasn't that loud, though, being drunk as he was, it just turned his yell to a normal speaking tone. Oh, well. Kim had left the door unlocked! Either he was secretly hoping for Kade to come in so they could have a threesome oooorrrr he was too shocked to lock it after him. The latter seemed more plausible, but the former fit so much better into Kade's little world. He held a finger up lazily to tell Gino to be quiet and slowly opened the door.. Only to slam it against the wall and giggle at his own slip. “Whoops~! Um, sorry, be quiet, we've gotta.. sneak up on him..” He lowered his voice dramatically and said that to Gino inbetween giggle leading him inside to carefully close the door behind him.. Now, he would just have to sneak into the shower before Kim noticed! If Kim hadn't already, that is.

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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:42 pm

How could Yoakim not hear his bathroom room crashing against the wall, really? Did Kade though that he was an idiot or something? He opened the shower curtain halfway, still hiding his body, only to noticed both Gino and KAde in the bathroom. Oh, no... not again. "Kade! What the ******** are you doing!" Oh, had he really to ask? He knew fully well what the blue haired boy was trying to do. Either sneak up on him, which totally failed, or trying , again, to have a threesome. The blacksmith quickly grabbed the towel next to him and wrapped it around his body, stepping out of the shower. "Oh, no. This won't happen again. What the heck is wrong with you, Kade! EVERTYTIME you drink, seriously... Gino, I'm sorry but... Time that you go to bed. There's a guess room over there, and you are drunk enough to fall asleep in a second.... As for you, Kade! What were you thinking! First of all, it's not because I said yes once, that I want anymore threeseomes! Secondly, He's fourteen, for godsake! Now, you too, go to bed... to sleep.... NOW." On that, the blacksmith walked pass them and went directing into his room. That was enough! As if he was going to sleep with a teenager! Seriously...

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:38 pm

x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤
"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"

Gino had a very blank expression the whole time, and when Yoakim told him to go, he nodded and left! Guest room.. guest room.. w..where was that? Gino wasn't sure, so he walked out of that bedroom and to the nearest room, which turned out to be Gladice's. He simply walked into Gladice's bedroom and passed out on her bed. If the old lady was there or not, she now had company, since Gino was out the moment he hit the bed!

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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:54 pm

Did Kade ruin his awesome sneak attack again?! Really, Kade should work on his ninja skills! He should have those, right..? Um.. He didn't know! He just knew that Kim had a towel on and that made Kade make a big, old frowny face. Oh, poo! He wanted to see some form of nudity like he had in the bedroom, but, damn, that mean towel! Always ruining Kade's plans! Which were..? Er.. did Kade remember – oh. Kade actually caught a few words of what Kim was shouting at him and connected the dots. Kade wanted a threesome! Riiiight, he almost forgot! Okay, so – what? “No? But.. but.. KIIIIIM~!! Gino needs us!” He whined out and started to cry before Kim ended that with telling Kade to go to bed. His tears instantly dried and he smiled widely nodding. Of course! Kim only wanted to sleep with Kade~! Well, sorry, Gino, honey, he did feel sorry for him, but if Kim only wanted Kade, what could he say? He giggled and turned to go to the bedroom after missing the door knob a few times. He slipped into bed – or, rather, fell ontop of it and yanked the covers over him, then.. promptly fell asleep.

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:37 pm

Unfortunatly for Gino and his weird fetishes, Gladice was not sleeping in the bed. She had visit her daughter-in-law at the Inn and he gotten stuck there because of the bad weather. This was what explained why the lady was no where to be found while Kade and Gino had been loud. However, in an other parallel dimension, Alanis had been visiting her brother and grandmother and was the one in bed. In that dimension, no one would ever see Gino again, for her had been kidnapped by Alanis who had then locked him in a cell under the island for his own safety. He would later die of starvations because, really, Alanis didn't want to feed him anything, in cases he was allergic to it! But back to this reality! Nothing of that had happen. No, Yoakim had been the first one to woke up, had made breakfast, which Gino, the second to wake had eaten before leaving, headache included. However, that was the moment where Yoakim had made his decision. He needed to talk with Ellie. Yes, he would, the next day during the masquerade. They needed to talk...

THE END.

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:52 pm

Hansel not seeing who had purchased him, but feeling confident enough that it was some gorgeous little Fraulein, he knocked on the door enthusiastically. "Guten tag Fraulien Leblanc." Hans said gently, so that the woman who knew who it would be at her doorstep. Hans adjusted his glasses and waited patiently having no idea what he was in for.

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:03 pm

Ah! There is was! Her manual labour! She wouldn't be as awful with him as her daughter-in-law would be with the male she had purchased, but she would still make the German work ! She walked to the door, using her can like always and open the door, smiling at him. "Oh, come in, mister Weber, come in. I've been waiting for you!" She motion to him inside the house. Not that he would stay there for long. There was so much snow outside, she coudn't shovel it all by herself! She was old! That was her grandson's job, but he was gone somewhere with his new wife. So, she had to find someone else to fill in that role!

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:31 pm

Hans's smile disappeared somewhat when he saw it was a old woman who opened the door. Oh no.. this, wasnt what he planned on. Now the German was a bit, fearful and curious as to why the old woman had won him. Why she had been bidding the first place actually.

"Danke. Ist took me a bit to gibt heir. Die snow ist really high out zt'ere." Hans said gently as he entered the house, only to step onto the welcome mat that was available and stomp the snow off his boots. "I have never done ztis before.. ach.. vhat do-?" Hans started to question as the old woman closed the door.

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