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"Nein! I vont do ztat! I vill not plead guilty to someztingt i didnt do!" Hans said standing up and putting his hands in fists. Vlad said defiantly.

"We..." Dante added. "Have nothing to hide. Besides.. without Hans we wouldnt have a place to live right now.. let alone the store." Dante frowned. "If that means that we get labeled as ***** while Hans gets his name cleared.. then well do it." Dante said softly, he was still frowning and it showed in his voice. He wasnt happy with the desicion but he wouldnt have it any other way.

"You tvo vill do ztat fur mich?" Hans asked gently as he calmed as the twins spoke.

"Whats the worse they can do? Take the store away? Our house? Like we havent been homeless and penny-less before?" Vlad said with a heartbroken tone. The store was his life.. his pride in joy, his baby. But.. even he knew friends were more important. Even if this was taken away from him in a heartbeat. "Throw us in jail instead? Like we havent been there for petty vandilism? We're street rats Hans.. " Vlad said his tone going softer and sadder, he was being whole heartedly honest too.

"..we always will be." Dante finished the sentence with a sigh.

"I said i would pay you back somehow for helping us out Hans.. Well.. here you go." Vlad said before he downed his drink.

There was a third option this entire time?! Vlad's eye twitched at the thought. Before he took a moment to let everything sink in.

"I gave her ein piggy back ride vonce she vas clothed! Und she did nicht get to play- und i did nicht violate her!" Hans snapped.

"Okay okay calm down." Dante said as he tried to soothe Hans.

"Thats odd that he would lower it to 75k and a shag... sounds like the boy has some problems and no real evidence." Vlad growled lightly. "If he claims she was violated then have her tested. I gaurantee you the kids still a virgin." Vlad added as he shook his head. "Still.. Hansel.. take the settlement. Kevins right.. as annoying as this sounds. The brat.." Vlad shook his head.

Hans gritted his teeth for a time before he sighed out of defeat. "Ztat ist ein lot auf money.. "

"If you cant afford it we can help. We dont have that much but part of it we could pull together." Dante said gently and with a smile.

"Nein.. it vill deplete a few resources, und ztings vill be tight fur ein bit.. aber i can come up vith die money." Hans said with a shake of his head. "I vont take die ozter settlement ztat ist just vrong."

"Yay!" Dante squealed as he hugged Hans first, he then ran over to Kevin and gave him a hug. "Thank you! Your such a good person.."

"And he does his job well." Vlad added before he looked to Hans. "You will have to find a way to repay your lawyer here, you know that right?" Vlad smirked.

"Javhol. Ach Danke Kevin." Hans said as he came up to Kevin and took his hand before he shook it. "Gibt off of him Dante." Hans added.

"But.. but.. he's so cute, and knowledgable and helpful and... this is innappropriate isnt it?" Dante said as he slowly released Kevin. "Sorry." Dante blushed. "I got excited that our friend wasnt going to jail."

"You should write out the check now Hans. And then we can celebrate. Or would that be a bit early?" Vlad asked gently, his voice directed to Kevin.

"Still it means something to us." Dante said gently.

"Ja it does." Hans added. "Dante vhy dont you grab ein drink fur Kevin.. oder someztingt to eat?"

"I like him.. we can keep him." Vlad chuckled lightly as he flipped Kevins hat off his head and put it on his own. "You may be blind, but you've got a good sense of style. Where do you shop?Im highly jealous." Vlad said in a purr as he leaned over the back of the couch and got close to Kevin.

"Ya! Lets make Strawberry daquiris for everyone!" Dante said excitedly as he clapped his hands. Unbeknownst to him the puppy came bounding out of the bedroom at that sound.

"No thats gay. Im not making a girlie drink." Vlad retorted with a roll of his eyes.

"Gay? Vlad.. you ******** guys too i dont want to hear it." Dante said before he looked down and spotted snowflake. "Hi snowflake!" Dante said as he picked up the puppy. "Kevin this is snowflake. Bela gave me to him. She was going to .. abandon it or something else horrible."

"Still gay." Vlad commented before he made his way back to the kitchen. "Alright boys what do you want? An old fashioned? A screwdriver? Fuzzy navel? Strawberry daquiri? Cosmo? An orgy?"

"Vladimir! Ztats nicht funny!" Hans blushed instantly as Vlad said that last part.

"Its a drink Germany.. what did you think i meant an actually orgy? Well now.. doesnt someone have the hots for someone else." Vlad purred.

"Ja. Ztey are.." Hans said with a sigh. "Und nein.. ve arent." Hans added. "I am ein single man.. still searching fur die right somevone."

"Yeah we.. hey! what? No we arent going out! No i have a ..well.. i.. dont know what to call him." Dante said wide eyed.

"Straight guy who you turned gay." Vlad retorted as he opened a few beers and handed one to Dante, another to Kevin and a third to Hans.

"Right, my enigma. Raiden. He's shy though doesnt get out alot. But he's absolutely a hottie. He has light colored hair.. kind of like you and is dreamy~" Dante said as he hugged his puppy.

"And to be honest i was only half joking. But no, Kevin darling." Vlad smirked. "Dante and Hans arent going out. That isnt to say that we havent.. had a bit of.. fun behind closed doors the three of us."

"Ja everyztingt aber intercourse." Hans said with a light laugh, before taking a drink of beer, rather downing half of it.

"As for myself.. i dont tie down to one person so easily. And no it doesnt matter the gender. Seems to run in the friends i know. My brother Dante, Hansel here, Britian.. aka Walter, Integra.... Bela, Keith... Your niece we arent sure of yet. Jan is straight, and so is Frenchie." Vladimir said listing them off.

"Do nicht bringt mein niece into ztis Vladimir.." Hans warned.
"Pip.. he's so manly too. Mmm.." Dante sighed in despair.

"What about yourself Kevin? Are you as open as the rest of us? Or do you just swing one way? Not to make the conversation uncomfortable." Vlad asked inquisitively.

"Too late for that Vladdie. Besides sex is always on his mind, you dont have to answer if you dont want to Kevin. Besides what brings you to Nirvani anyways? I mean if your a good lawyer then why leave where you were?" Dante asked gently, of course he believed 100% that Kevin was a good lawyer he had just kept his friend out of jail! Of course neither twin had ANY experience, even ********, with a lawyer.

"You tvo are vorse zten die Gossip girls." Hans rolled his eyes at the twins."Kevin i kan see you out if you vant to be gettingt home?" Hans asked gently before the twins questioned the man to death.

"So you're ..striaght?" Dante said, at the same time Vlad said. "Bi?"

Both twins paused for a moment. "I dont think i like those answers.. they were.. unfair." Vlad frowned. "So.. i cant ******** you? Or Dante cant ******** you? You'd sleep with Germany though right i mean.. he's so adorable. Blonde hair, blue eyes, cute glasses. And have you felt his muscles? I dont want to sound like a damn fairy but they're..."

"Fabulous!" Dante giggled as he said that in an entirely high pitched voice.

"Ach you guys knov hov to make ein guy uncomfortable." Hans said red as ever, the embaressment obvious in his voice. "Ist donest matter vhat his sex life ist. He ist ein.... " Hans thoght for a moment. "Gut man und soon to be gut freunden?" Hans asked more than stated. He was unsure just as Kevin was. "Und Kevin kan be into vhatever he vants to be. Und ist doesnt nicht matter vhy he ist heir, aber ich bin ztankful fur you beingt heir Kevin." Hans said honestly and with a smile.

There was another pause from the twins.

"This coming from the guy who comes from Germany. Sex freaky capital of the world next to Japan." Vlad said as he returned Kevins hat back to his head.

"Ztis ist nicht proper talk fur someone you just met Vladimir und Dante!" Hans blurted out.

"Yeah.... but its what everyone wants to get to.. soo lets cut the bullshit. Ill pretend i care what a Lawyer does, other than you saving Hans's a** by doing your job. And well pretend that you care what two General store owners do. And care about whatever the hell Hans does, along with his Butchery. Well skip past your likes and dislikes unless you really want to talk about them. And get to the good stuff... You single Kevin? In a relationship? Have kids? Family in town, probably not but i figured to ask anyways. Oh and please.. you can question us. Quick pro qou goes both ways." Vlad smirked.

"Oh! You did?! Arent they delicious?" Dante squealed as he took hold of Kevins arm and sqeeuzed it gently.

"Hm... touche... i think i like you again." Vlad chuckled darkly, he placed his drink on the counter before coming back up to Kevin from behind. He gently placed his hands on Kevins shoulders and started rubbing them the best he could through his garments.

"So you've felt Germany's muscles.. oh do tell when and why? Well.. why i suppose is a bit obvious. Would you like to touch me and Dante. You can get a feel for how we both look?" Vlad purred as he leaned in close to Kevin's ear. He was getting that look again, that i want to take it home look. But he was home. So it was more of predarotial look in his hazel gaze, even though Kevin couldnt see it, Vlad had the boy in his sights. Oh blind little fawn, come closer to the Lion that wants to eat you.

"Wait.. i dont know if i should have .. i mean well no its just to see right? I dont want Raiden to be mad cause i got felt up by another guy. But i know he loves me, so maybe it wont be too bad.." Dante said gently in a worried tone.

Of course the thought of someone else loving his brother, had Vladimir squeezing down on Kevins shoulders, a bit harder than his massage had been. He didnt like the idea of someone stealing his brother from him.. not one bit.

"Did Germany tell you he was in the military? Its where he got those nice abs from. And an alternative life style. He went in straight and came out bi.. and they say theres no room for gays in the military, ha!" Vlad said changing the subject.

"I am richt heir guys. I kan tell him ztis. You vant to schtop bombarding him vith quvestions und let him ask some? Und stop hitting on him Vladimir!" Hans said loosing his fight with all this. Normal conversation. HA! not with these two around.

"Nein ztats not vhat i vas implyingt! I.. eet ist just.. " Hans blushed furiously and tensed when Kevin touched his leg. No wait he wasnt just touching he was rubbing! That just had the German going completely silent and blushing like mad.

"Oh you should see how red he is." Vlad chuckled darkly. "You're like an innocent Devil. I think i could learn something from you Kevin." Vlad grinned as he lightened up on the massage pressure and continued with it.

"Ill get us some more drinks." Dante said cheerfully. It hadnt been too bad being touched. It felt more like a doctor than anything else.

-A few drinks later-

"So.. " Vladimir said between laughs. "Dante is in drag, playing it up like he's some asian hooker to this fat ********."

"You likey, you buyie. Come on me love you long time big boy." Dante said in his feminen voice before he laughed. "Me love you all night looong~" Dante said again in his girl voice before he laughed again. The alcohol had gone straight to his head. And the twins, had been going back and forth with Hans about their sexual endevours.

"Mein Gott you tvo are so vrong." Hans laughed, he had lightened up after a few.. well for the German, several beers.
"So the a** falls for it." Vlad smirked, he was just as drunk, and had less alcohol than Hans or Kevin. The twins were really light weights. "He pays up front, and when he finds out Dante's little secret he freaks and runs. Leaving his wallet with us."

"Did you return ist?" Hans asked gently.

"The wallet yeah." Dante laughed.

"Vell i kant say i havent hadt someztingt like ztat happen to mich. Alztough i vasnt too upset vhen i found out it vas ein guy. Die breasts did ztrow mich off ztough.. " Hans said slightly out of embaressment. "Ach auf course ztis vas vhen i vas servingt under mein Vater im die Military... die.. Nazi arsche. Und people vonder vhy i kame heir."

"So Hans.. what was your first time like.. with a guy?" Vlad asked gently.

"Nicht badt actually. I really ztought i vas straight.. aber.. ve became comrades und.. zten initation hit und.. vell..." Hans took a drink of beer. "He ended up doingt mein initiation.. "

"Soo.. he held you down and ******** you? I dont get it." Vlad said with a frown.

"Not like ztat Vlad.. aber.. someztingt close. Ve hadt been gibting closer und closer. Und vhen it vas late at nacht.. i forgibt vhen.. he vas die vone to kiss mich first. Ve vould steal kisses now und zten vhen ozters verent looking. Und zten die intiation kame und so he dominated me und ******** me ztat nacht. It vas.. pretty life changingt. Und i vill say looking back.. i did enjoy ist a vhole lot." Hans chuckled.

The three of them chuckled at Kevin's first comment. But when Kevin had said that last bit the trio went silent. Hans was in mid drink when that idea sank into his inebriated brain. Vlad was about to open his mouth but he closed it quick enough. He looked to Dante who was also quietly thinking on that comment in his drunken haze.

A dark grin spread across Vlad's lips and he mouthed 'Camera' to Dante. Dante let out a giggle and set Snowflake on the ground, the pup had fallen asleep in his lap, Dante then scampered off to the bedroom to grab the camera and maybe some other things.. it didnt matter what it was cause Kevin wasnt going to see it.

Vlad took Dante's spot on the other side of Kevin, sandwiching him inbetween Hans and himself. He slipped his arm over Kevin's shoulder's and grinned facing him. Too bad he couldnt see that lustful, drunken hound of a gaze he had right now. "Well.. now that you mention it..." Vlad chuckled darkly before he leaned in. His tongue snuck out to gently caress the side of Kevin's neck. Starting from the base of his neck.. or what he could get to and heading up to his ear. Vlads fingers started working Kevin's shirt loose. His scarf he relieved of him quick enough, before he started unbuttoning the top few buttons on Kevins shirt.

"Vladimir!" Hans hissed as he set down his drink and leaned over, mostly over Kevin to whisper to Vlad. In doign so he put his hand on Kevins thigh unknowingly. "Vho said you kan be apart auf ztis? You alvays gibt die girl Vlad-" Hans was cut short as Vlad moved to capture the Germans lips in a dominate kiss.

"Hey dont start without me thats not fair!" Dante said with a giggle as he set up the camera and hit record. Yes the Twins loved taping all their sexual endeavors. "Move the both of you." Dante said as he pushed Hans and Vlad apart only to get to Kevin. Dante grabbed Kevins coat and slipped it off of the man. Dante then grabbed Hans's coat and tossed it off of him. "Why is everyone so dressed? God it has to be like a thousand degrees in here!" Dante giggled drunkenly before he started stripping himself, getting ahead of the game.

"Vell im nicht lettingt you tvo haben alle die fun." Hans said before he turned to Kevin and captured his lips in a gentle passaionte.. a bit drunk.. kiss. Thats when things started to get hectic. Dante tackled Hans while he made out with Kevin. Stripping the German, and feeling him up like hell, of most of his clothing.. all but his pants that is.. Dante at least had his cute frilly undies on for now...

Vlad tackled Kevins neck with kisses and bites while he worked off the blind mans garments.

Hans kept his focus on Kevin, the more flesh Vlad revealed of the blind man the more Hans started gently caressing and touching Kevins skin. It wasnt long before Hans shoved Dante off of him and Vlad away from Kevins neck. Moving to sit over him Hans straddled the male before capturing his lips again in more passionate kisses that were quickly becoming feverish.

Dante was about to protest when Vlad stopped him. "No.. wait.. lets let them have some fun.. i quiet enjoy what im seeing.." Vlad grinned before he motioned for Dante to give him the camera for a better view on Germany kissing and molesting Kevin. Least Germany had sensuality to him. And he did look hot with those nice muscles of his, now viewable and touchable without his shirt on. His dog tags did make some noise as they gently graced along his chest.