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 Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:27 pm
A man walks into a restaurant, orders his food and starts eating, his spoon falls on the floor and the waiter immediately hands him a new one. The man is surprised and asks why the waiter had a spoon in his pocket. "We had a meeting about how to be more efficient and I guess a lot of people drop their spoons." The waiter is about to walk away as the man notices a string hanging from his fly and points it out. "Also part of being efficient, when I have to pee i just pull the string and it comes out, so I don't have to wash my hands." "well how do you get it back in?" The man asks, clearly puzzled "I don't know about everyone else, but I use the spoon"
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:02 pm
Did you know that a cat can latch onto a ceiling fan and hang there for approximately 2 minutes while the fan is spinning? I didn't know until I saw my cat doing it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:21 am
Funny Headlines In Newspapers mrgreen :
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:37 am
... Because The Phantom of the Opera Is Always There..."... Turn your face away from the garish light of day! Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light..."
My life's all too funny, it's surreal... Here, lemme tell you one of my tales that's happened recently.
Alright, so I had just bought a new FujiFilm FinePix camera from Black Friday and decided to bring it to school on Monday. Well, I was playing around with it and taking photos of my friends during lunch, when we decided to head to our favorite teacher's, Mrs. Sledd, classroom. We went over there and, while some were working on stuff at the back of the room where the computers were, me and a few other friends were just talking in general about school, teachers, people, funny crap, etc (you know, just the usual for a high-schooler with a bit of a gutter-mind).
So, I decided to get a picture of my friend, L (it's a nickname, shut up), and I was about to take the picture when I said, "Ugh, wait, I gotta zoom out 'cause it's cutting off at your cleavage." I took barely even a second to adjust and just took the picture... But, what I didn't know was that my friend, out of pure reaction, put her hands on her boobs and began to say: "What the f---?!" Here's how the shot turned out here. Ahh, that was freaking hilarious. I secretly didn't delete it, hahaha, because it was just too funny to pass up...
Alright, well I hope you enjoyed my story, dude, 'cause I sure had a laugh at that.
"... And listen to the music of the night..." - Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:01 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:27 pm
I dance a mean SPRINKLER! xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:31 pm
I think antoine dodson's rapist is inside the box.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:54 pm
Zz_bobofish_zZ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_39zflP40Nk (It has some explicit language but this makes me laugh so hard i fart . . .) (This one has an extremly low amount of explicit language but makes me l augh so hard I PEE MYSELF . . . thats worse than farting.)
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:04 pm
xXFoxfaceToastXx This wonderful contest has mystery prizes and each round will change, meaning after one person wins you might have to tek tek something or maybe guess the prize, or something else entirely!
To figure out the first challenge highlight the space below, just hold the mouse and drag it over the blank space below.Highlight here: --> A great prize goes to the one who can really make me lol. Use any method or strategy just don't be explicit. LUL, darn you! If you're paddling upstream in a concrete canoe in January and your tire falls off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle the roof of a dogs house? Answer: Purple because ice cream doesn't have bones! o.O
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:49 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:58 pm
I like bananas! Because they have no bones!
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:24 pm
Watch ThisTo some ppl it may not b fun but I think it pretty funny XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:13 am
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