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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:37 am


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NAME: Pollack
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PROFESSION: Counselor
INVENTORY: Phaser, tricorder, degree in psychology

YOU'RE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM DRINKING A BEVERAGE WHEN SUDDENLY A YOUNG GIRL SNEAKS IN AND SEES YOU.

>This must be a new recruit, time for your psych eval
>This must be a stowaway, ask her where things went wrong in her life
>This must be a hallucination time for my pills!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:05 am


I'm in!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:14 am


>This must me a stowaway, ask her where things went wrong in her life.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:26 am


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NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU JUST CAME BACK FROM THE CAPTAINS QUARTERS, HE GOT STUCK IN HIS JACUZZI AGAIN SO YOU HAD TO HELP PULL HIM OUT AND DRESS HIM. SOAKED YOU GO AND CHANGE CLOTHES WHEN YOU HEAR A WARNING THAT THERE'S AN INJURY IN ENGINEERING

>Go to Engineering and help
>Sit in office and wait for someone else to bring the injured to you
>Ignore it and play some games on your monitor

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:28 am


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NAME: Cosette
HEALTH: 80%
PROFESSION: ?
INVENTORY: Heavy Apple

THE COUNSELOR, RATHER THAN RAISING THE ALARM, ASKS YOU WHAT WENT WRONG WITH YOUR LIFE.

>Sit down and tell ******** you b***h, I'm outta here"
>Break down and cry
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:43 pm


>Go to Engineering and help

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:46 pm


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NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone


YOU RUN DOWN TO ENGINEERING, GETTING LOST ALONG THE WAY. AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES OF WANDERING AROUND YOU FIND IT AND SEE CAPN PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR, HIS ARM GONE AND BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THE WOUND.

>Use the hissy thing on him
>Carry him to Sick Bay
>Steal his Phaser and leave him there
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:50 pm


>Use the hissy thing on him (this better not turn into some gay s**t >:I)

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:19 pm


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NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOU USE THE HISSY GUN THING ON CAPN. HIS BLEEDING STOPS AND HE SLOWLY COMES TO. YOU HELP HIM SIT UP AND RUB HIS NECK SENSUALLY.

To be continued after Capn posts.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:21 pm


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NAME: Capn
HEALTH: 50%
PROFESSION: Chief Engineer
INVENTORY: Tricorder, Phase modulator, phaser


YOU WAKE UP TO NURSE PACO STANDING BEHIND YOU RUBBING YOUR NECK IN A GAY WAY. BUT YOU'RE HIGH ON THE PAINKILLERS SO YOU DON'T CARE AT THE MOMENT.

>Smack Paco away and go to Sick Bay yourself
>Let Paco rub you some more and ask him to carry you to Sick Bay
>"I love you Paco let's have dirty sex right here right now!"

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Capn Duran

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:22 pm


> I lo---Nah that's some homo s**t.

> Smack Paco away and go to sick bay yourself
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:26 pm


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NAME: Capn
HEALTH: 50%
PROFESSION: Chief Engineer
INVENTORY: Tricorder, Phase modulator, phaser


YOU WAKE UP TO NURSE PACO STANDING BEHIND YOU RUBBING YOUR NECK IN A GAY WAY. BUT YOU'RE HIGH ON THE PAINKILLERS SO YOU DON'T CARE AT THE MOMENT.

>Smack Paco away and go to Sick Bay yourself
>Let Paco rub you some more and ask him to carry you to Sick Bay
>"I love you Paco let's have dirty sex right here right now!"
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:27 pm


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NAME: Capn
HEALTH: 50%
PROFESSION: Chief Engineer
INVENTORY: Tricorder, Phase modulator, phaser

YOU LIMP TOWARDS SICK BAY, LOOKING AWAY FROM ANYONE THAT GIVES YOU A FUNNY LOOK JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARM. HOW RUDE OF THEM.
YOU ARRIVE AT SICK BAY AND SEE DR SENTI STANDING THERE

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>Ask for a new arm
>Steal some painkillers and go back to work un-armed
>Lay down on a bed and go to sleep
PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:28 pm


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NAME: Paco
HEALTH: 100%
PROFESSION: Nurse
INVENTORY: Tricorder, that thing that hisses when you push it against someone

YOUR LOVING AFFECTIONS SPURNED YOU WATCH CAPN WALK AWAY TOWARDS SICK BAY. YOU GLARE AS HE WALK THEN STAND UP AND

>Follow him to Sick Bay
>Go to your quarters and cry
>Go to the Shuttle Bay
>Go to the Bridge

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Capn Duran

PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:33 pm


> I'd like a new arm please :3c
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