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| Octopus, with Suction Cups, swoon! |
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| Smooth and sleek; somewhat phallic! |
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| With little mouths at the ends (teeth optional!) |
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| With extra mini-tentacles at the ends, for her pleasure! |
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| The kind that have jellyfish stingers on them! Shocking! |
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| I don't care, just as long as they're tentacles! |
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| Other! Ray is so unimaginative to not have included MY favorite sort! |
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 Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 9:20 pm
Arkadi Women using strap-ons seem to be reporting a unanimous numbness in their members. Seems to be the one stumbling block. Good point. One of the reasons I'm somewhat reluctant to acquire such a device. A small reason, the bigger ones being "lack of vict--" *cough* "lack of regular partners" and "sheer laziness." I've a had very vivid "I have a p***s" dream, and in that dream, as I was ... hmm... freaking out, realizing I have male anatomy, I found that I had a very good range of sensation on my new equipment. If I could have as much sensation from a strap-on as I experienced in that dream, I would be one very happy person. I hope technology can catch up to that, like having nerve-like wires that connect directly to the pleasure centers of the brain. Hooboy. It'd probably cause my mind to rupture if I used it on myself while it was strapped to something immobile while it was still wired into my brain... Damn. I really really hope technology catches up, that's my new #4 Impossible Fantasy... *wanders off on a tangent*
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:33 am
Technology needs to catch up to my tentacle monster suit, ALA doctor octopus, only flesh instead. I'm sturdy enough to hoist extra limbs and tall enough to allow for plenty of "room for improvement".
Tentacles. Write your congressman today to legalize tentacle research.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:49 pm
Arkadi Technology needs to catch up to my tentacle monster suit, ALA doctor octopus, only flesh instead. I'm sturdy enough to hoist extra limbs and tall enough to allow for plenty of "room for improvement". Tentacles. Write your congressman today to legalize tentacle research. *snuggle* You + Tentacles is my #1 fantasy, incidentially. We so need to have tenticular limb research. We could even like, justify it or something so that people wouldn't go off the deep end about body modifications. Limb replacement! It is unfortunate, but the war has resulted in many veteran amputees, so there's gonna be an increase of research in that direction anyways. One worry I have regarding tentacles, however, is conscious control. I guess it'd be like learning to excercise muscles you don't use. Like some women can flex muscles in their chests to make their breasts jiggle "by themselves", and some people can wiggle their ears, and some can flare their nostrils. Takes practice and exercise. It'd be neat to see unused muscles "reassigned," toward use in tentacle manipulation. I know that the human brain is incredibly adaptable, so it could be possible. I get all squirmy just pondering it. ... *wonders how to phrase a letter to her congressman* Quote: Dear Senator Blank, With the increasing positive media attention gays have gotten in recent years, it's slowly becomming more socially acceptable. As being homosexual isn't really an actual problem, I find it ludicrous that it's getting so much focus in politics and news sources. It sickens me that people worry so much about what other folks are doing behind closed doors, I feel that America is turning into a nation of voyeurs. To further emphasize the stupidity of passing legislation for or against homosexual interests, I believe it is time to start publicising a new sexual perversion, and potentially researching into methods of making it possible for all of us closet cases. What perversion is that? Tentacles. We all know women want men with good bedroom skills. Size is important, but skill can more than compensate for a lack in that department. And when you've got size and skill in one convenient package, the poor fellows can't pry us girls off. Unfortunately, most losers out there are hopeless when it comes to the fine art of pleasuring a woman, and that's where the Tentacles come in. If a man was gifted with additional, prehensile limbs designed, ostensably, for the use of holding things--and really, what person hasn't wished at some point for an extra set of arms?--his skill in the bedchamber would rise dramatically through no real effort of his own, simply because he would now have the ability to stimulate several female pleasure centers at once. We need men with tentacles. It's essential to the sexual progress of mankind. Oh. And women could probably stand to have extra limbs as well, no sense in letting the boys have all the fun! If you look around on the street, you can't tell one sexual deviant from another. Unless they happen to be a Furry and are wearing a "fursuit." (you should look into funding animal-human hybrid research while we're at it, I have a friend who would pay handsomely if he could have fox ears). It's very hard to find a suitable partner if you can't tell their orientation just by looking at them--but with Tentaclemen, that'd be no problem at all. Please give this matter all of the serious consideration it truly deserves. Thank you for your time, *indecipherable signature*
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:39 pm
[Insert a good 100 heart 's here]
And that goes for both advancements in science+technology for tentacles and furries. I can't help it, I want cats ears and a tail TwT Catgirls are right up there with school girls when it comes to tentacle grade A meat anyways.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:56 pm
McKenzie [Insert a good 100 heart 's here] And that goes for both advancements in science+technology for tentacles and furries. I can't help it, I want cats ears and a tail TwT Catgirls are right up there with school girls when it comes to tentacle grade A meat anyways. Hear, hear!
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:08 am
Wow, this is an odd discusion. Anyways, I ould love to be abe to have wings myself. They wouldn't even have to funtion just move a little and look pretty. I am so girly some times. Plus if there were tentacle implants then I could actually sell my tentacle condoms idea and make lots of money so I am so up for that.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:50 am
You should patent the idea now Kai. That way way way way down the line in your family someone will be rich!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 6:57 am
McKenzie's right, Kai. And, being a responsible tentacle monster, I'd need to purchase a pack a day.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:05 am
Wow, imagining anyone in my family being rich is just funny.
I think if in a few years tentacle reasearch is doing well, I will patent the idea.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:10 am
Hey Kai, any ideas on how to counter the suction issue for tentacle monsters when it comes to getting the condoms off?
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:47 am
Hmm.. not yet, I will have to look into finding a solution to said problem.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 12:11 pm
Maybe make the condoms out of something that breaks up when exposed to a specific unharmful chemical?
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:33 pm
McKenzie Maybe make the condoms out of something that breaks up when exposed to a specific unharmful chemical? That's a pretty good idea. Like the leg waxxing kits that come with a wax solvent.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:22 am
Yeah, something like that ^-^
Well, things should be a lot more advanced by then. You could probably break it up using a specific frequency within like a foot of the condom. That could get dangerouns though. Especially for people who like to have the radio on while they're getting tentacle raped XD
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:58 pm
Or condoms could be form-fitting force fields generated by a futuristic version of a c**k ring. For tentacles, it'd require some modifications to allow for a greater ... ah ... surface size and ... hmm ... variation of texture and topography. Yay for delicate phrasing, yes? mrgreen
I mean, it'd be so cool. Force-field condoms. You could even have them be voice-activated. Whole new meanings to the realm of "safe words" ... xd
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