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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:25 pm
(Extreme WTF factor. all the RP's have been WTF'd. Random: Figment that becomes a character. Project: Somehow, sherry isnt dead, even though she was shot in the head at point blank range with a fifty caliber magnum pistol, and hans is some sort of weird soul mage type thing? Flintridge: ANGST!!! thats all... for now.)(Incoming corn.) Suddenly, corn starts raining over us, because we were transported to china by shamu, the 1342nd level mage/space whale. The afro skeleton's afro becomes a black hole. And i cant come up with anything good because it is 11:30 at night.
woo.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:39 pm
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
the afro sucks everyone in and trnsports them to town and a flash of light wiped their memorys clean and they get on with their daliy lives
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:51 pm
Wait a minute. so we became tiny, atom sised specks because the black hole crushed us? gotcha.
More corn falls from the sky. only, since we are specks, the corn is massive and unavoidable. thats it. go with it.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:54 pm
the corn shrinks and then explodes just before impact.
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Azure Elessar Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:32 pm
jerhico sees james walk back out to the woods he looks to the west and sees the sun going down yes the suns going down soon my powers will be at full power he slowly follows him back into the woods sneaking his way from bush to bush tree to tree when the sun was no longer vissable jerhico slowly begins to show himself james had already noticed he was being followed and pretended to act surprised and turned
"so who are you?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:48 pm
Adrian wlks through the forest, utterly bored again. he see's a skeleton and a vampire talking, and creeps closer to listen.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:30 pm
"so who are you?"
"my name is jerihco and thats all you need to know" he says as he puts his hand on his gun
"what bissnuse do you have with me?"
"your an unuseal monster bring back a head like yours will pay a fin fee" he draws his gun
"now that you've drawn your weapon are you willing to use it"
jerihco flinches
"guns aren"t for threats their for action are you willing to risk your life"
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Imm0rtal Ryuu generated a random number between
1 and 50 ...
12!
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:15 pm
suddenly, a wind gusts through the clearing, and jericho's hand flies off, spewing blood. Adrian seems to appear at the side of the clearing, wiping blood of off his sword.
"Does it matter now?" he says. Why did his hand come off so easily?
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:10 pm
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH" jerhico screams
"what the hell!!??" james says counfused as he turns back and drawing his sword
"AAAH *** *****, F*** THAT HURTS AH" his hand starts to heal
"Who the ******** are you where did you come from and why are you here?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:15 pm
"I am Adrian, i come from munument city, and i am here because i was sucked into a rift and dropped here. i am in this spot now because it is the best location for my current purposes." He turns to jericho.
"So, vampire, why do you want to kill this skeleton? what is the bounty on his head supposed to be?" he says, looking at james and sheathing his sword.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:31 pm
" AH he hasent done any thing wrong my company just rates the them on weirdness and only members are allowd in so you have no purpose to inter fear" jerhico says as he pachs up his arm
"YOHOHOHO im not that weird im i, i mean sure im a skeleton but come on what eles is there?" james says laghing
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:35 pm
"So you are just taking him in because he looks weird? Well, that wont do at all." Adrian says, then turns to the skeleton. "Get out of here, before this guy tries something." He turns to the vampire, and stands at the ready. waiting.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:40 pm
"what think im going to fight you you must take me for an idiot after what you did to my hand" he gets up off his knee "the next time we meet thing will be differnt" he throws a smoke bome and escapes
when the smoke clears they see he is gone
"YOHOHOHO he sayed i looked weird is my afro out of shape" he says patting his afro
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:20 am
"You are completly naive arent you? I mean seriosly." Adrian says, then slaps the skeleton on the back. "I like you. whats your name?" He asks, taking his hand off the skeleton.
(Im changing bitey a bunch, so suck it, tim.)
Bitey is sitting on his tree, playing on his flute. Suddenly, he sees through his closed eyes, a bright flash. He opens them, and sees him and his tree are somewhere completly different. He stands, and realises just how high he is compared to the tops of the tree's. he goes back into his tree, and goes down from there. As he leaves, he realises that this cannot be Brackenwood. He jumps into the trees, only to have the branches snap, dropping him to the ground. He lands on his back, groans, gets up, dusts himself off, and begins going across the forest floor.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:38 pm
"the name is james the gentalmen skeleton" he deos a bow "if you dont mind i would like to know your name"
further away in the woods jerhico finishs fixing his hand "done" his phone rings "hello ..... yes sir ...... no sir ... well i think i found something more intresting than what you wante ..... trust me sir you wont be disappionted." he hangs up he hears a sound "come on out you" he says
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