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ScarletFrost Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:51 pm
Granted, but your immunity to outside disease turns into an immunity to yourself, in other words, and auto-immune disease, which you have to take steroids for, which wipes out the rest of your immune system, so you also have to take a bunch of antibodies to stay healthy. (What? Me watching too much House lately? No such thing!)
I wish I could toilet train my cat so I didn't have to invest in monster sized littler boxes, 20lb bags of litter, and double wide scoops to handle his extra large BMs. gonk
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:40 pm
kingcorrupted Granted, but instead of stolen it shattered into a thousand pieces all of which happen to get caught in your hair and tangled
Granted, but the cat decides to take over the bathroom whenever you most need it.
I wish... my best friend was living with me.
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:42 am
granted, but he becomes a total slob, and a jackass.
i wish i could be a Gypsie, and conjure up a wagon and two clydesdales, enough wares to start off with, and all the nessesary supplies to take care of my caravan.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:48 am
Hmm.. granted, but the caravan in question is a heard of monkeys who smell their fingers all day.
Wish I knew why I'm so lazy sometimes.
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:01 am
granted, you realize that your lazinss is a side-effect of a fatal disease, and that you only have 3 days to live. the kicker? there is no known cure!
i wish i had an avacado.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:04 am
granted. The avacado came from your caravan of monkeys. and it smells like their fingers. <.<;;
I wish for.... nothing.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:21 am
Granted... so to get nothing, you become nothing by being transported to the end of time when there is all nothingness. Thank you, enjoy your stay...
I wish that my one big fear wasn't so overpowering.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:04 pm
ScarletFrost Granted, but your immunity to outside disease turns into an immunity to yourself, in other words, and auto-immune disease, which you have to take steroids for, which wipes out the rest of your immune system, so you also have to take a bunch of antibodies to stay healthy. (What? Me watching too much House lately? No such thing!) ((ScarletFrost- ITP is basically an auto-immune disease, I do belive. And I did have to take steroids [and a form of chemo that gave me antibodies. Sucked.]! Bleh. Disgusting stuff.)) Granted, but you now have several big fears. I wish that I would be completey healed by April. ((That's when the hospital can officially discharge me... ITP can be very annoying))
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:07 am
Granted, but you rip your sleeve on the way out of the hospital.
i wish for gum
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:37 am
Granted, but its really old bubble gum that makes your teeth hurt and pulls out any fillings you have. Sapphirianna ScarletFrost Granted, but your immunity to outside disease turns into an immunity to yourself, in other words, and auto-immune disease, which you have to take steroids for, which wipes out the rest of your immune system, so you also have to take a bunch of antibodies to stay healthy. (What? Me watching too much House lately? No such thing!) ((ScarletFrost- ITP is basically an auto-immune disease, I do belive. And I did have to take steroids [and a form of chemo that gave me antibodies. Sucked.]! Bleh. Disgusting stuff.)) Sorry. House reruns. razz I wish...I had more time to write.
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ScarletFrost Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:44 pm
Granted but then you just don't spend time on anything else, so your family falls apart and leaves you and all you have left is just the writings.
I wish to not be so tired all the time.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:03 pm
Granted, but now you cannot sleep at all, leaving you lonely during the midnight hours.
I wish...that my brother would graduate collage.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:42 pm
granted, but he then goes on to streak across the podium on graduation day in nothing but a spider-man mask.
i wish for... juice
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:43 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, your genie doesn't know what kind of juice you want, so you are drenched with various fruit and vegetable juices, milks, and several other substances that you really don't want to know about.
I wish I was a pixie!
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ScarletFrost Vice Captain
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:41 am
granted, but i sit on you by accident.
i wish that Bill Nelson would win the 2012 Presidental election.
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