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 Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:50 pm
W-wedding? Love Will Help! Or Maybe Not...
Ama
Kurai: Page four? It'll come sooner than you think. Or is it "Page 3 will leave sooner than you think?"
Yumi: Kurai!!! Yay, we're finally back in the action! *Covers Fake Camera*
Lala and Shin: What is with people these days! Shin and I need some love too!
Ama: Love to the rescue!
Tsuki: Gosh, I better not be on page four or I'll rott in the emo corner... *Goes to sleep*
Kasai: Oh, then that's good then. I'll no longer have to buy you a laptop!
Tsuki: *Bolts up* You ain't going anywhere, buddy!!!!!!!!!
Deus: *Mad scientist voice* She's aliiiiive! She's aliiive!!!!
Deus: Is that a good thing or not?
Zoe: Um, if she's going to kill, then no.
Kasai: Now now, Tsuki. Don't mess with the new divine guy!
Kazu: I still want my ring back!!! wahmbulance In Volume 06 Chapter 22 Page 34 (on Mangafox), Kazune loses his ring... wahmbulance
Aki: What ring, is it a wedding ring?
Daichi: I hope so!
Aki: Yeah, we still need your wedding to be planned!
Holden: And then we can make one for Ama and I!
Ama: *Speachless*
Kazu: Great, not only everyone else forgot about me and my ring, but Ama did too!
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:11 pm
Holden the . . . God Of Doin' Your Business? >.>
Deus: We've cut this broadcast to praise the phenomena that is: Chbi Kami.
Deus: Indeed. And with us today is Zoe, the spoiler of a plot. Hello, Zoe.
Zoe: No, Deus, I don't feel like it.
Deus: Huh?
Zoe: We're going to buy candles for Ama and Holden's wedding.
Deus: But I don't wanna!
All: *stare*
Deus: We deserve our own show, too!
Zoe: Yeah!
Holden: What narcissists.
Deus: *holds fist up to Holden* read between the lines, Holden, read between the lines.
Holden: ...
Zoe: Now, Deus, you know that Holden is dumber than even I.
Holden: ...
Deus: I know, I know. I was sorta bored, and I wanted to use another joke.
Deus: He did.
Zoe: *sigh*
-a few minutes later-
Holden: Oh, I get it! You were gonna flip me off!
-voila...-
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:04 pm
Reminder?
Ama
Zoe: It's about time you got that.
Holden: W-well...
Aki: Seriously, what do you expect from-
Deus: Someone as oblivious as Holdy there?
Deus: I know, right?
Kazu: So, does this mean I get my pride back? I mean, Mr.Oblivious obviously has no- yeah...
Kasai: In your bubbly little dreams, sunshine.
Kazu: *Digs hole in emo corner*
Tsuki: Don't be so rude. Bet'cha can't even transform with that ring.
Kasai: *About to attempt a fail transformation*
Tsuki: Oh wait, scratch that! Don't try the ring out! *Slow Motion Dive Towards Kasai* Nooooooo!
Aki: Yeah, speaking of rings. How many times did I have to repeat about this wedding?
Ama: Well, Valentine's day is comming soon! Well fetched info, huh?
Holden and Kazu: I guess...
Ama: Um, there's also something else to celebrate in the 14th!
All: Really, what's that?
Ama: So much for the great support...
Daichi: Oh, it's mine and Tsuki's wedding day!?
Ama: *Shakes head in sorrow* Oh, thou heart is ruined by thee people whom forgotten my birth.
Zoe: Wha? Shakespear's b-day?
Ama: You gotta be K.D.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:17 pm
Forgetter?
Tsuki
Tsuki: What's with you people!
Deus: We're crrrrraaaazzzzyyyy~~~
Ama: I think everyone already knew that, Deus..
Zoe: He knows it too. He's just being a-
Daichi: When's the wedding? When's the wedding?
Ama: Hello! I just tried to remind you people of something!
Kurai: Nobody cares. Nobody cares about anything... *super cool windblown look*
Yumi: I agree with whatever he just said.
All: ...!
Aki: *ahem* Anyway, I decided to make the wedding day in March.
Daichi: What? Why? That's so far awa-
Tsuki: I. Am. Not. Getting. Married.
Kasai: Darn right she's not. *gave up on transforming as an epic fail*
Tsuki: We finally agree on something!?
Holden: I agree with whatever Ama says!
Ama: I haven't even said anything besides what I said before.
Holden: I agree with that!
Daichi: *whines* Tsssuuuuukkkkiiiii.
Tsuki: Hide me! *takes cover behind Holden*
Holden: Wha?
Daichi: Aki! My fiance is cheating on me!
Kasai: I give up.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:32 pm
Why Am I Always Alone?
Ama
Yumi: Giving up on siblings isn't nice, Kassy.
Kasai: Hey, that sounds like a-
Zoe: Tell me about it. Deus is-
Deus: Handsome? Adorable? Attractive?
Deus: You got that right, man!
Holden: If you wanna hide, Tsuki, then go to the new and improved emo corner!
Tsuki: Good idea! *Runs to emo corner with Kazu*
Kurai: Wow, how many times have those two been in the emo corner together?
Daichi: Now she's cheating on me with two other men! *Weeps*
Holden: Actually, I'm already taken by A-
Zoe: Me!!!
Deus: Wha?
Deus: *Approaches Kasai* Let's make a give up on sisters club.
Kasai: Roger that.
Ama: ~.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:44 pm
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Tsuki
Tsuki: Erk, I can still see him!
Kazu: Who?
Tsuki: The person who thinks he's marrying me..
Daichi: I am, aren't I? *heartbroken*
Kasai: I'm not commenting on that.
Deus: Neither am I.
Deus: Indeed, I will not.
Kasai: Why'd I have to form a club with a psychopath?
Zoe: You'll get used to it.
Kasai: *sigh*...
Ama: Tsuki, how could you! *pats Daichi on the back*
Tsuki: What?! I feel excluded...
Holden: That's why your in the emo corner. *turns to Ama* I'm sad too!
Ama: Go in the emo corner, then. *continues comforting Daichi*
Yumi: Ama! How could you!
Kurai: Yumi! How could you!
Riku: Kurai! How could you!
Aki: Riku! How could you!
Kei: Aki! How could y-
Tsuki: STOP. Just STOP. I don't want to hear the animals talk right now! *mopes*
Kasai: *twitch* I need to leave the club for a minute.
Deus: How could you!
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:14 pm
How Could You?
Ama
Kasai: *Lecturing Voice* Tsuki...!
Tsuki: What?
Kasai: How could you!!!
Tsuki: Ah!!!! STOP!!!
Holden: I didn't get a "How Could You" yet! I'm lucky!
Ama: How dare you!
Holden: Ouch, even worse.
Daichi: *Still weeping*
Ama: You being my number one fan, you forgot something important... *Hands Daichi Tissues*
Holden: I totally remembered your b-day. I still have Fluffy here to give away! *Grins Gently*
All: Aw~
Aki: Yay, I have a new wedding to plan!
Kazu: ...I'm with you Daichi...
Deus: Is it just me or do I feel a little warm?
Deus: Sooo warm. And not to mention alone in the club too.
Kasai: No-no... the heat is Tsuki's revenge... *Fake Dies*
Tsuki: *Evil Laugh* Mwuah ha ha!!!
All: 0.o
Deus: I told him not to leave the club!
Deus: That's why you always have to listen to what Deus says.
Kazu: Now do I get my ring back?
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:52 pm
How Cou- Nevermind.
Tsuki
Tsuki: I am now randomly evil!
Kazu: Get outta my emo corner then.
Tsuki: *Shocked*
Kasai: How could you!
Tsuki: Oh dear lord! I'm gonna kill you! I really am!
Daichi: Violence is never the answer, Tsuki.
Tsuki: I thought you were crying your eyes out while Ama was being too sympathetic!
Daichi: Uh... I was, but I've manned up!
Deus: Good for you!
Deus: Yes, what a fantastic thing to do!
Zoe: Um.. Oh, what's the point. *Starts reading a book*
Shin: Hello?
Lala: Great. We've gone unnoticed again.
Kazu: *Defensive* My emo corner! Mine!!!
Yumi: Hey, what's this? A ring?
Kasai: Huh? Oh, I must've dropped it..
Kazu: Mine!!! *Snatches and runs away*
Ama: Oh no!
Aki: Oh no indeed! Now you'll have to marry Holden!
Tsuki: Great. Just great.
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:45 am
What the heck??
Aki
Ama:*speechless*
Aki:Still..Why am i Still getting the Speechless thing?!?
All:*stare*
Aki:Ello??Earth to the gods and Goddesses I was only playing a joke on Daichi and Tsuki,With Ama and Holden.
Shin:....HOW DARE YOU?!?!
fake detective:Case Completed!
Fake reporter:So Aki Over here only wanted to play a joke on everyone. And now that Shin has Found the true Identity of this "Aki" What will you do now?
Shin:Hmmmm...EVERYONE AKI JUST PULLED A PRANK ON YOU!!
All:*dramatic "GASP!"*
Tsuki: no not funny.
Lala:True.
Ama:Agree *nods head*
Boys:I don't get it..
Riku:CUT!
Aki:Shut up...*Ignores the "CUT" scene*
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:49 am
You're Kidding... Right?
Tsuki
Tsuki: It was... a joke...
Daichi: I feel like I just got pushed into a mile deep crater.
Holden: That could be arranged... well, I kinda feel the same.
Ama: Aki... Oh, I can't believe this.
Kazu: I knew it all along!
Ama: Yay, Kazu's back! Erm, I mean, welcome back.
Kazu: *Nods* Now then... Ego Sum Deus!
Kasai: Oh, sure. Just to make me jealous of all your godly powers!
Kazu: Yup, that's about it.
Yumi: Hey, where did the animals go? Oh, wait!!! *Drags in drumset from nowhere*
Holden: She better not be doing what I think she's doing...
Deus: Oh, she's doing it.
Deus: Be prepared for... whatever she's doing.
Zoe: *Flips a page in her book nonchalantly*
Yumi: One, two, three, four... WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Kurai: What the...?!
Ama: I don't get it either, and I've been living with her for years.
Shin: Hey! I was the one who figured out Aki was pranking you all, and I still don't get payed attention to?!
Lala: That's life, Shin.
Tsuki: I can't believe it...!
Kasai: Were you guys even attempting to pay attention to this whole post?
Tsuki: Not really.
Daichi: I think that was a good decision... *Listens to Yumi's music... hides*
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:36 pm
Weird prank..Right?
Aki
Aki:Wells..Unless you really Do want to get married then i'll talk to my "mother" To set it up..
Tsuki:I'm.Not.Getting,Married. And that is my last answer.
Aki:Sure..how about Kazu and Ama? Maybe a proposal would have been fine too. or an Engagement.
Shin:THIS IS UNFAIR!!!
Yumi biggrin ont worry Life is unfair.
Lala:Hm! *nods head*
Aki: I think i'll pass now. *grabs a slice of pizza*
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:46 pm
Stop! Just Stop!!!
Tsuki
Tsuki: You know what? NOBODY is getting married, thanks to my superbly awesome magical skeelz!
Ama: How could you!
Tsuki: *sigh* Nevermind...
Holden: That was quick de-motivation.
Deus: I agree.
Deus: As do I.
Zoe: *exasperated* Jeez! I'm trying to read here, and all you guys do is talk! Even you, Deus!
Deus: But young lady, you have forgotten one vital fact.
Deus: Deus will talk every time, everywhere, and to everyone!
Zoe: I stand corrected. I just want to read, though!
Holden: I think that's an impossible goal, Zoe.
Fluffy: As it is impossible for me to actually be fluffy.
Daichi: I'm not even going to bother commenting on that. *Poofs away~*
Tsuki: Now I'm alone..
Kasai: What about me?
Tsuki: ...I'm still alone.
Kasai: What about Holdy? Oh, wait, why'd I suggest that?
Tsuki: Because you're slightly moronic.
Holden: I'm lost. Hey, Zoe, what're you reading?
Zoe: *growl*
All: o_O
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:31 am
GET IT OVER WITH!
Aki
Aki:Just get this Over with..*looks up in the sky* Anyone wanna catch a movie or something?
Yumi:I'll Come along
Ama:Let's watch A Romantic movie
Aki:I was thinking action.
Yumi:Horror For me!
Shin:COMEDY!
All:*ignore*
Shin:*sniff* *sniff* Ignorance again...maybe Ignorance is My new Best friend....*sniff*
Lala razz oor Shin..
Ama razz oor..
Aki:Earth to The Ring Masters Lets get going to the Movies!
All:YEAH!
*they all walk to the movies*
Aki:Now which movie or movies do you wanna see?
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:41 pm
Say wha?
Tsuki
Tsuki: It seems we're suddenly being dragged along to see a movie.
Kasai: Yeah, seems like it.
Daichi: *Super magically poofs back* Did I hear someone say 'movies'?
Tsuki: I'm not alone anymore!
Kasai: Of course you're not.
Tsuki: I wanna see.. um..
Daichi: A romance movie!
Tsuki: I was going to say horror.
Aki: Okay. One vote for action, two for horror and two for romance.
Shin: What about me? I voted for comedy..
Aki: Anyway, let's do a re-vote. Action, Horror or Romance?
Tsuki: Horror!
Daichi: Romance!
Kasai: *Twiddling thumbs* ...Oh, I get to vote? Uh... action.
Yumi: I'm still goin' with horror.
Ama: I still want romance!
Shin: I'm not voting.
Lala: Neither am I!
Aki: ..Anyone else?
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:04 pm
ƒℓϊgнτ мεςςεηgεя Gσ∂ σƒ $$ && τнϊενες
Deus' Secret & I-Say-Whaa???! Deus: Oooh, oooh, I know! *raises hand*
Ama: What do you want, Deus?
Deus: I wanna go and see an opera! I mean, I heard that they were playing something super special awesome like Clash Of the Titans The Musical!
Deus: I think he's gone mad.
Yumi: We aren't going to see anything like that.
Aki: You'll destroy our brain cells one by one!
Deus: Waahhhh! *wailing* But I wanna see an opera! Poor, poor me.
Ama: Poor! ><
Deus: Poor, poor, poor~ *sticks out tongue*
Ama: *emo corner*
Deus: Poor, poor~ *singing*
Deus: It's official; he's crazy.
Yumi: Okay, we'll see the stupid opera! *drags Ama out of emo corner*
Deus: Weeee! Okay, here's the deal. I have a pretty big role in it--
Aki: You what?
Daichi: I wanted romance. -.-
Deus: Well, we can say that I do. We can beat the living crap out of the guy that plays Perseus and I can be his double. Kay?
Deus: Good plan.
All: Whatever.
Holden: I have a bad feeling about this. *clears throat* Isn't Hades the villain in Clash of the Titans?
Deus: I think so. Oh, yes! I can beat up 'Kurai'! And prove my love to H-Yumi--
Yumi: Bleh.
*all walk in to buy tickets*
Deus: Hello, good sir!
Deus: Good weather, isn't it?
Man at Counter: Sure, sure.
Deus: I would like to buy several tickets for my friends. I, however, am playing the role of Perseus tonight. Isn't that grand?
Deus: Very grand indeed.
Man at Counter: *points to poster and picture of Perseus* Get lost, kid.
Deus: Oh, good sir, you don't understand! Haven't you heard about the abrupt torture of the original actor? Oh, the poor lad, he had sooo much to live for, too. Well, I have rehearsed his lines and am going to be the subsitute.
Deus: *nods*
Holden: Shoot me.
Man at counter: Prove it.
Deus: *points to a dozen girls who are going goo-goo over him* I have my share of fangirls.
Man at Counter: *yawns* Good luck, kid.
Deus: *pays up* Let's go, I'll bring you into the back! *brings to make-up room for Perseus*
Ama: You have fangirls?
Deus: Of course I do! I'm pretty, afterall!
Deus: 'Pretty'?
Holden: Is this the part where we beat up the other actor?
Daichi: Apparently.
Ama: Isn't that a bit mean?
Tsuki: Yeah, I mean, this is a bit drastic--
Kasai: Sounds fun.
Deus: Well, Zoe, you go first. You too, Tsuki.
Deus: Improvise! *pushes the two infront and the actor spots them*
Actor: Hey. What are you doing here?
Tsuki: Think, think, think, Tsuki! What would be the best thing to do?
Zoe: I know!
Tsuki and Zoe: *both turn to the others* Would you like to take a survey?
Tsuki: Do you eat beans?
Zoe: Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt?
Tsuki: Do you eat beans with George Wendt?
Zoe: Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
Tsuki: Do you eat beans at George Wendt movies?
Zoe: Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?
Tsuki: How many beans do you eat in a George Wendt bean-eating movie?
Zoe: How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?
Ama: Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey...
Kazu: It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery.
Kazu and Ama: Mwah! (pretend to run off)
Tsuki: *to actor* If you were a bean what kind of bean would you be?
Actor: *really runs off*
Deus: see, piece of cake!
Ama and Kazu: *come back in*
Holden: Dude, you sooo stole that from Animaniacs.
Japaneers: Ani-what?
Holden: Never mind.
Deus: Okay, time to look nice! *looks at mirror* Oh, nevermind, I already look nice!
Zoe: See what we mean?
Aki: I know, I know. You're Narcy.
Deus and Zoe: Yup.
Deus: *turns to others* Well, I think, when I'm giving my actor introduction speech....I'm going to reveal my secret.
Deus: Yupsterz.
All: You can't do that!
Kazu: How dare you say that! You'll expose us all!
Deus: *laughs* I wasn't talking about that secret. That may be all of your secrets, but it certainly isn't my biggest one.
Deus: You silly baboon, Asmodeus!
Holden: I'm sure it'll be stupid, Kazu. Don't worry about it.
Director of musical: Hey, time to get ready in there.
Deus: Yes sir!
Deus: Aye!
Zoe: Hm, I wonder what Asmodeus' secret is...
~A few minutes later, Deus is in his attire and the others are in the audience~
Deus: *at mic, looking down at all of the people in the audience* Hello, my name is Deus, and I will be playing your Perseus tonight due to the brain damage that the other actor has gotten.
Random person in audience: How do you spell your name?!
Deus: It's D-E-U-S.
A crowd of people: So it's Dee-Use?
Deus: No, it is either pronounced Duce or Day-us. Anyhoo, I would like to make an announcement before I go on tonight.
Deus: He would!
All: Go on!
Deus: I would first of all like to announce that today is the day that the Barbie doll was first set on the market.
Kasai: Shoot me.
Holden: Me first.
Deus: I would also like to say that I want to sing to someone very dear and near to me that's in the audience tonight.
Yumi: Oh boy, not me!
Zoe: Or me! I might be his sister, but I can't stand him at points!
Deus: Give a round of applause to the one and only Holden Myles Roth! Woohoo!
Deus: Come on up here, boy!
Holden: Yumi, please, can you get some wild grizzly bears to come and eat my head off before I go up there?
Yumi: No, I wanna watch you actually suffer.
Holden: *groans and walks up onto stage* Make this quick, Deus.
Deus: Turn on music!
Holden: I'm not gonna like this...
Kasai: I bet he's really Jewish and hates the Greek Gods.
Tsuki: Poor Holden...
Daichi: *holding back laugh*
Holden: Are you going to confess your love to Yumi now?
Deus: Actually, I'm gonna sing an Avenue Q song.
Zoe: Damn Kaika for listening to the music of that musical repeatedly!
Ama: Shush, you're breaking the fourth wall.
Holden: I don't want to listen to you sing!
Deus: Well, okay, but just so you know:
If you were gay,
that'd be okay.
I mean 'cause hey!
I'd like you anyway.
Because you see~
If it were me~
I would feel free to say
that I was gay!
(But I'm not gay.)
Holden: Please, God, Zeus, Allah, anyone who will get me outta here....what?!
Deus: If you were queer,
I'd still be here!
Year after year...
Because you're dear to me.
And I know you
Would accept me too~
If I told you today
"Hey! Guess what?
I'm gay!" (But I'm not gay.)
I'm happy
Just being with you~
Holden: O.o
Deus: So what should it matter to me~?
What you do in bed
with guys?
(Kazu-kun!)
Holden: C'mon, Deus, that's just gross--
Ama and Kazu: *emo corner*
Deus: If you were gay,
I'd shout HORRAY!
Holden: I'm not listening!
Deus: And here I'd stay!
Holden: Lalalala...
Deus: But I wouldn't get in your way~
Holden: Aaahhhh!
Deus: You can count on me
to always beeeee~
Beside you every day~
To tell you it's okay~
You were just born that way~
And, as they say, it's in your DNA!
You're gay!!!
Holden: But I'm not gay!
Yumi: *smirks* Now that was funny.
Tsuki: Ahhh uhhhh.....
Zoe: Hm.
Deus: Cuz I love you Holden. And not in the way you're thinking.
Yumi: So far we've made fun of gays, Jews, just about everyone on the planet.
Aki: I think I figured out Deus' secret.
Yumi: No shoot, Sherlock.
Aki: Well, you didn't say it!
Holden: I'm....sorry....Ama.....
Kaika: *comes in from above* Holden isn't gay!
Ama & Tsuki: We've figured that out~!
Kaika: Four hundredth post.... *disappears*
Deus: On with the musical, now.
Holden: Holy HUGGIES.And it's the flying without wings
'Cuz you're my special thing
I'm flying without wings
You're the place my life begins
And you'll be where it ends
I'm flying without wings
And that's the joy it brings
I'm flying without wings ooc;;
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