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 Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:03 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:50 am
Tohma: "That was close, Sakano-san."
Sakano: *happy face* "Mr. President.."
Tohma: "However. You will have to pay for that broken door."
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"I feel happy now about recommending my cousin as your new member."
Shuichi: "Eh?"
"Eh? Didn't I tell you?"
[Hiro and Sakano fall over]
Suguru: "I guess you didn't."
Seguchi-san! Seguchi-san! Whee!
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:32 am
from the badly subtitiled HK bootleg version of One Piece
Instead of the subttiles saying
"please to kill Grandpa Dragon" like the cute little girl said in japanses
the subtitiles read
"Please don't rape grandpa dragon"
xd
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:06 am
I know I know a lot, but for some reason I can't think of them now gonk
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:30 pm
"meg, you're the man of the house now" - Peter Griffin
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:31 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:21 am
"If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?" --Deanna
"Emo muffin! It cuts itself." --Sariko
"I'm going to shoot you in the man places."--Mayura
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Just a few quotes from random people.. ninja
Those links don't really go anywhere. o_o;
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:26 am
ok, i know this isnt from an anime but seriously, its so funny.
in physics yesterday my friend Callum was telling me about 'freddy got fingered' only me, being the horny little boy i am, thought he said 'I fingered Pingu' DONT ask why, but it was so funny, i had the whole class in stiches and the teacher was very dissapproving...
ok, if you didnt think it was funny lets try it this way.
Callum, one of the striaghtest guys in the class, shouting out 'I FINGERED PINGU' coz i couldnt hear what he was saying...thats my view of the situation...and now, it is legendary...
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:24 pm
" Drazora and Emchii have gone gay, and once you go gay There's NO TURNING BACK." --Evil_Ebil
^
Not the exact quote, but close.
"Ya'll bow down to the Empress, ya hear?"
^
A WoT FAQ after it says that the Seanchan sound like they're from Texas.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:24 pm
Suguru: Haven't you ever heard of the will of the artist?! crying
K-san: blaugh Hell no!
Best gravi thing ever...what's the other one...oh yes.
Nuriko: Dont you think he's a bit weird?
Chichiri: ^_^ You be gay and I'll be weird!
-Fushigi Yuugi.
...Ok. I'm done n.n
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:57 pm
"------, No matter how hard you try, a kazoo cannot sound menacing."
--My mom. XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:18 pm
VenusRain "------, No matter how hard you try, a kazoo cannot sound menacing." --My mom. XD
XD I like yours! Oh. I thought up another one. That always gets me.
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Yazoo: *turns to his brothers* Do you think he'll greet us?
Kadaj: I doubt it...
Loz: *smirks and looks at Yazoo* Don't cry Yazoo. *looks back over Midgar, then to Kadaj* Does he have mother with him?
Kadaj:...Who knows...
Loz: *starts to tear up*
Yazoo: Don't cry, Loz.
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...My moment's over XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:22 pm
i can't think of any... but i've seen a lot... i know this has nothing to do with it, but where can i buy some hikari no go, and how many volumes are out??? heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:49 am
ok maybe this is not funny but i have to submit it
"+sounds+
Naruto:+ has princess koyuki on his back+What's that?"
Koyuki(or something): sounds like a train
Naruto: what's a train?
+train comes around the corner+
Naruto: O_O that's a train?!?+runs like hell+
that one was from naruto the movie
Pakkun: If you succeed i will let you touch my paw
Shikamaru: paw?
Pakkun: it's really Soft!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:05 pm
A) not many people have a problem with me. if they do...well..that's probably their fault anyways. I don't like many people though.
B)that's because you have such high expectations of everyone.
A) No I don't. I have low expectations of everyone. and then they meet those expectations....and that pisses me off.
B) your so selfish...
A) I'm not selfish. I'm just self aware.
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it."
-Edgar Allan Poe
Invaders blood marches through my veins... like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me... Do not ignore my veins!
It's like a twelve foot man hanging a hoagie just inches away from a starving midget.
Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. The Fool's Law.
You should use the preceding terms whenever you have to "interface"¹ with computer experts. For example, if you're purchasing a new computer, you want to use as many of these terms as possible, so that store personnel will realize that they're dealing with a person who has a high level of technical expertise:
STORE PERSONNEL: May I help you?
YOU: I'm looking for a "hard drive" with plenty of "RAM" in the "megahertz."
STORE PERSONNEL: You want the computer store next door. This is a supermarket.
YOU: Let me see your "zucchini."
-Dave Barry, Dave Barry In Cyberspace
Ever notice that the AT&T Logo looks like the DEATH STAR?
"Intel Inside" is a Government Warning requied by Law.
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