The Void of Introduction

[ORLY Gawd]

I am ORLY Gawd. I am the True Gawd. All can and will be saved by mine Gawdliness. Submit to me and bow to be erased of your sins. I ask only for your existence. Join me or face non-existance. May ye all find mine Gawdliness and be saved. All shall bow, or all shall fall...

 

[Priest of Deception]

Well then. Quite the interesting one aren't you? Welcome to the guild I suppose.