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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:57 pm
XD I have a book of sex quotes (on sale at barnes and noble for $1.99!) and some of them are just GREAT. So yeah. You've been warned. They aren't too bad, really. But...yeah... *sweatdrop*
My favorites:
"It often puzzles me when people think that matters connected with sex ought to be suppressed. Sex itseld cannot be suppressed, and the efforts to do so, it seems to me, result in greater damage than it can do itself. After all, it was not an invention of man, but of God." --Maxwell Perkins
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --Henry Miller
"The only sin passion can commit is to be joyless." --Dorothy Sayers
"The only abnormality is the incapacity to love." --Anais Nin
"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." --S. J. Perelman
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Anonymous
"A man is as young as the woman he feels." Groucho Marx
"Bisexuality immediatly doubles your chances for getting a date on Saturday night."
"Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love."
"Is sex dirty? Only if you're doing it right." --Woody Allen (above two as well)
"Oral sex: The taste of things to come." --Anonymous
"What is an orgasm, after all, but laughing of the loins?" --Mickey Rooney
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I also like "Shoot for the moon, and even if you should fall, you will land among the stars." ...I think that one's anonymous.
"Dream out loud" --Bono
...I'll add more if I think of them, but I think that's a good (long!) start. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:44 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:21 pm
The one about sex being like bridge is THE BEST QUOTE EVER. -dies laughing-
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:53 pm
^_^ Thank you! ...There's also "Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" but I forget who that's by. *sweatdrop*
And another favorite of mine, from one of my favorite movies:
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Eric Draven (Brandon Lee), The Crow
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:44 pm
Let's see my favorite quote would have to be...It won't hurt tomorrow. My aunt used to say that to my mom when they were kids and now she uses it with her own daughter.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:23 pm
From Lincoln:
People are just a happy as they make up thier minds to be.
How many legs does a dog have if you call a tail a leg?
4, just because you say something is it, that doesn't make it true.
Clint eastwood
They say marraiges are made in the heavens. So are thunder and lightning.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:42 pm
Bayne Wraithson From Lincoln: People are just a happy as they make up thier minds to be. How many legs does a dog have if you call a tail a leg? 4, just because you say something is it, that doesn't make it true. Clint eastwood They say marraiges are made in the heavens. So are thunder and lightning. Oo. I like the last two. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:58 pm
"We poets in our youth begin in gladness, but thereof come in the end, despondancy and madness."- William Wordsworth
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die."- H. P. Lovecraft
"Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me, the carraige held but just ourselves, and immortality."- Emily Dickinson
"Literature is my utopia."- Helen Keller
"Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter." J. Keats
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:00 pm
The shoot for the stars one is adapted from a ww2 quote- one of the german generals: "We shoot for the moon and sometimes hit London"
some of my faves:
" Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off."
"Do unto others, then run..."
"Never put off til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether"
I loather people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't the guts to bite people themselves"
"Men don't roar. Women roar. Then they throw heavy objects" - my friend leah
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:44 pm
I like the one your friend Leah made. ^^
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Childhood Dreams Vice Captain
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