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 Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:06 pm
Raven_Darkholme Huntress: When Jim Lee is drawing, I'm always cold.
Question for Poison Ivy: Does your kiss work on girls? Ivy: Only one way to find out, come here you.. wink so Raven, who's your favorite person to imitate?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:29 pm
RAVEN: Being Batman is like having a cosmic American Express card. They give me everything!
Namor, boxers or briefs?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:49 pm
NAMOR: Briefs, but long ago, I was greatly fond of boxers. They allowed more freedom for my most important royal personage to float free in the ocean. Unfortunately, I was told by my comrades in the Invaders that they being accidentally blinded by my regal power every time we fought a villianess. Thus, I changed. Now my appeal is somwhat dimmed.
Aquaman, how does your water hand work?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:07 pm
Aquaman: Well that depends, it runs hot and cold...
Jubilee, how many mallrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:17 pm
Carol_Danvers Aquaman: Well that depends, it runs hot and cold... Jubilee, how many mallrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Jubilee- Depends..If Kevin Smith is writing it, the answer is "nooch" Hey Hulk...how do your pants stay on when switching from Banner?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:05 pm
Sersi Jubilee- Depends..If Kevin Smith is writing it, the answer is "nooch" Hey Hulk...how do your pants stay on when switching from Banner? Hulk: A little bit of Spandex, a little bit of elastic, a whole lot of politics Changeling...Where's the BEEF?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:52 am
Carol_Danvers Changeling...Where's the BEEF? Beast boy took it and ran off with Dave Thomas. Carol Danvers, have you ever considered character assassination as opposed to power rape?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:18 pm
Patsy Walker Carol Danvers, have you ever considered character assassination as opposed to power rape? But then I'd never get laid. Question for Jackie Estacado: How much does it suck that you can't have sex without worrying about dying?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:27 am
Jackie: Pffft! That's another thing my Darkness minions are good for. *one little minion looks up at Jackie*...*Jackie smiles at him*.... Little minion: Boss, ya scarin me...seriously. Jackie: It's time to make boss happy. *the little minion starts to whine* I hate my job *you hear a zipper and pants falling to the floor*
So,Martian Manhunter, of all the looks you could change into why this one?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:16 pm
Manhunter: Because Mystique stole my original look.
Question for Batman: What the hell do you actually do during your prep time?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:23 pm
BATMAN: I work on my one liners.
Greer, how do you land on all fours?
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:33 pm
Greer: I tie a piece of buttered toast to my chest. Toast always lands butter side up.
Lucifer: Is it really better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:29 am
Lucifer: Actually, the best place to rule is Nantucket. Not sure why, but there's this one limerick...
Hey Jarvis, is there any stain you CAN'T get out?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:58 am
Ask Bill Clinton.
Hey, Hawkgirl, did you get beak implants?
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:44 am
Hawkgirl: I'm as plastic as one of my action figures.
Venom, what's it like having a kid who doesn't listen to you, and how do you punish him?
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