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Skitty-san
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:52 pm


I once made two sims and took down exactly how many points that their features were off of the Bin sims so that they were identical twins.
They were so cool and everyone loved them.


Then their house caught fire emo
PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:01 pm


I bought a cage for my new guinea pig today.
It was really sudden, actually. I woke up this morning and I was like "omg, I miss Nibbles and Pirate" [they were my guinea pigs] so I went and got a kit. My mom doesn't have to know about it >.>
It's stying in my room and I'm paying for its food and I'm cleaning up after it.
She never even has to look at it if she doesn't want to.

So yeah, I'm going to the SPCA on Thursday so that I can see if they have any adoptables. If they all seem evil [because most adopted pets are randomly evil] then I'm going to go to Nature Pet Center to see what they have. I know that the one near my work only has creepy-looking ones so I'm not getting one from there.


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I also forgot to post the climax of my day yesterday.
I was walking home after work because I'd missed the bus and I didn't want to wait for an hour and then I saw someting move in the grass of the overpass. I was like "omg kitty >w<" and then I went up to it and it raised its tail. I was like "SKUUUUUNK!! eek " and I'd never run as fast as I did right then. I zoomed across traffic and I ran like 100 meters in freaking record time.
Just in time to smell that the skunk had sprayed.
If I hadn't split RIGHT THEN, I would have gotten sprayed gonk
HOMAN, I was so lucky.

Skitty-san
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Meta_Fish

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:00 am


Good luck on getting a guinea pig. What made you decide to get one? Just random thoughts, eh?

Skitty: I also forgot to post the climax of my day yesterday.

I lol'd.




That's all I have to say. I'm boring.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:36 am


Skitty-san
But you didn't say anything... >.>

Because you whined about no one catching your joke before i read the post

Omg, Karak
I like drowning them, too whee
'cause right before they die, for a quick second, they go into the fetal position on top of the water and it's weird

Gingivitis
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Karak15

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:19 pm


in 8th and 9th grade, I was having a lot of bully problems, (being threatened by a kid saying he'd pull a knife on me. Making fun of my awesome LoZ hoodie... etc...) So I would make Simx of them, build a giant pool and put them all in it. Thjen I would build bushes all around it. MWUHUHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:25 pm


I once made a sim of my sister Melina and set her on fire xd
It was SO satisfying because I was really mad at her at the time.

I also once made an Okama sim but it was at Arikai's house.
It did the underwear dance and we both recoiled and were like "omg my eyes gonk burning_eyes gonk "
It was the most priceless thing ever because it was that disturbing.
I'm still a bit scarred burning_eyes

Skitty-san
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Skitty-san
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:39 pm


Today I almost stabbed my manager in the ribs with a Swiffer.

manager's reaction
eek gonk scream



Don't ask how it happened. It's kind of a long story.


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Tomorrow I'm going to my aunt's to clean. I hope that she has food.
That's the only downside to going there: She never has anything to eat.
Then I'm going to the SPCA on Friday <3
I've decided on "Zoe" for a girl and "Jerry" for a boy >.<
I don't really care what it looks like as long as it's young and not evil.


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I want some peach juice but all we have is cranberry. I'll have to settle.
Man, I drink a LOT of juice in the summer.
I'm just sick of water. Water's for when there's nothing else to drink.
Milk is second to that. If milk had a slogan it would be
"Milk: 'cause you don't want water" 3nodding
I think I'll have lime in my cranberry juice. That makes it so good.
I shouldn't drink too much though because I heard that it can make you lose weight and the first place that I always watch evaporate is my chest area D=
Stupid body fat structure DX
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:15 am


Good luck on getting a nice guinea pig. ^__^

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Man, juice? I don't know if we've ever had juice in our fridge. Other than orange juice, and that stuff is too much for me. I drink coke, and if not coke, then water. If not water or coke, chocolate milk.

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I have nightmares about my teeth falling out. o_o A lot.

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When I played the Sims a long time ago, my character got a girlfriend, they had a baby. Now, I hate children, and for some reason the first one got taken away. Probably misfeeding or something along those lines. We have another one (my Sims had too much sex, hehe) and so I'm like "STOP ******** CRYING" because they both had to go to work all the time, and I, as God, was left alone with this crying child.

So... I tried to kill it. How do you kill a sim? You can't drown the baby... bed (the word is escaping my mind at the moment), so I decided to have a fire. I made a new sim that had no cooking skill, got rid of the fire alarms, and put the baby bed RIGHT next to the oven. Fish Tacos and his wife (I forget her name, some premade character I think) were asleep.

The fire starts, and it begins to burn. It goes around the baby bed, DIRECTLY around it, and begins to burn in a straight line. Somewhere along the way, Fish woke up, ran into the room, and the fire went into a straight line toward him, killing him.

That baby was satan.

Meta_Fish


Karak15

PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:51 am


rofl can't... breathe... so... ********... funny... satan baby...

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The Sims game I have is Sims2. My friend and I made a family, they both ended up dying right after having a baby. it was my friend's sim family (in other words it was supposed to be him and a girl) the girl died in child birth. and then he drowned his sim. when Death came. he sat on the couch and watched TV.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:21 am


Ew omg, I dream about my teeth falling out a lot too D=
What did you mean by "jusice is too much" for you?

A good way to kill a Sim is hire a nanny and paude. Build a doorless shed with nothing but counters and hanging plants all next to each other with a fridge and a barbecue so that every square is covered. Then do Ctrl+C and type "move obejects_on" so that you can move the people [they wouldn't be able to get in on their own seeing as there is no door" and then let the nanny get hungry. It's really funny to watch because they just have NOWHERE to go.

I want to get expansion packs for my sims. I just really want Nightlife and Pets along with the IKEA fun pack.

Skitty-san
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Skitty-san
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:27 am


I have to go to work in a bit so I'm not going to write too much <3


I got my guinea pig. His name is Shady because he's all black. He's super-friendly and my mom hasn't seen him yet.
She's going to freak when she goes in my room but what I keep in my room is none of her business so if she objects then she can just stay the hell out =3
I'm-a-post a picture after work.
If I'm not too lazy.
That and if my mom hasn't gotten rid of him by the time I finish. XD



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Has anyone been keeping up with the manga updates?
They're so funny.
I wish that Gaia did more storyline updates; they're so good.
I liked the one with Lanzer because we see a Gundam in his "room"
I'm probably the only one in this guild who would laugh at that though because I'm probably the only one who's been reading his journal.


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Well, I'm going to play with Shady before I go to work. Actually, I'm going to see if there's any food for lunch first.
You know when there is just NOTHING to eat and you have a time limit to make somthing? FAIL XD
PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:28 pm


I got he coolest thing for preordering We Love Golf.
It's a little case for my Wiimote but it's shaped like a golf bag.
It's a freaking golf bag/Wiimote bag.
Freaking win.
I got that. Just for buying a game. That I would have bought anyway.

I feel like I screwed the world, you know?


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I bought Shady a wheel because he's so fat.
I left the room and when I got back he was sleeping in it.
He is the epitome of lazy.
He's so cute though.


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I invested in a Dremel so that I can own the world.
I was so proud of myself.
I called my dad and this was our conversation:


SKT: Hey guess what?
DAD: What?
SKT: I bought my first power tool today.
DAD: Aw, that's great. What was it?
SKT: A dremel.
DAD: ...
SKT: Hello?
DAD: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA! rofl
SKT: Wha...? gonk
DAD: I was expecting you to at least say a drill or something.
SKT: What's wrong with a dremel?
DAD: It's so...girly.
SKT: I need it though.
DAD: You're so cute. Give me a call if you need any help with it.
SKT: Really?
DAD: Of course, I also have thousands of heads if you need any.
SKT: Aw, thanks, you're the best.
DAD: Anyway, take care of your GIRLY tool, girly girl.
SKT: Love you?
DAD: Love you. Bye
SKT: Later.


So apparently I'm girly. At least I can use my dremel as a drill xd
I felt like such a man for shopping in the power tool section of the hardware store too sweatdrop
My poor bubble xd

Skitty-san
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Karak15

PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:50 pm


... I must be girlier than you because i have no idea what the heck a dremel is >.< why couldn't you get a chainsaw?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:23 am


A dremel is this multi-purpose rotary tool. You can basically do anything with it but I'm going to mainly use it for carving and stuff.


I wouldn't get a chainsaw because:
a) They're crazy train expensive
b) They're big and heavy
c) Most of them run on gas and that's smelly
d) They make a LOT of noise

Skitty-san
Captain

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