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 Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:26 pm
"Never turn the back of hearts desire."
Yah I know but it is soo true.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:54 pm
Oh, I'm gonna like this thread...
"You have the brain of a five-year-old. I'm sure he was glad to be rid of it."
"I've had a good time, but this wasn't it."
"When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it."
"He has the luck of a leprechaun rubbing a rabbits foot with a horseshoe necklace."
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"Don't call us children! We're vertically-challenged pre-adults!"
"Undomesticated equines could not move me."
"She's doomed, they're doomed, we're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doomed it is, so no matter what happens, I predicted it! How very wise of me!"
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies! Rainbow-chocolate-chip cookies!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:08 pm
Nobody is ugly unless they make them self ugly.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:52 pm
"Indifference is the strongest force in the universe, It maks everything it touches meaningless. Love and Hate dont stand a chance against it."
"Our sweetest songs are those tht tell of saddest thought."
"all human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, comulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire."
"Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die."
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:30 pm
Humerous
"It's easy to make up statistics; 74% of people know that."-unknown (to me, at least)
"when life throws you lemons, throw them sons-of-bitches back."-me, some years back.
"English? Screw English! I don't need no English!"-classmate, sincere sadly.
"Bleeding...I'll hop home now." me, after roadrash from falling off a motorcycle
Sincere
"look not to the sunset, wishing for more time, but look to the east and wait for the sun to rise again." -me
"to have everybodys problems on your shoulders is to wish for a broken back"-me, just now
"life is what you make it"-stepmom
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:59 am
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
-George Carlin
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:20 pm
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose."
~Anonymous.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:27 pm
"Sorry, no CODs!"-Me copying the tv commercials
"If life gives you oranges....wait a minute! I thought it was lemons!"-Me a few years ago
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:11 am
"ALRIGHTY THEN!"- Jim Carrey(Gotta love him!)
"Freakin' idiot!"- Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite...Gotta love him too!)
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:41 pm
"My good lady, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober."
Winston Churchil
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:45 am
"We've been chatting everyday for two hours, so I guess you could say it's getting pretty serious."- Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:47 am
"Hunky Chunky! Monkey Chunky Hunky!"- Cosmo from The Fairly Oddparents
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:33 am
If you worry about life and death too oft. You render the fear useless.- Me
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:30 pm
life gives you lemons quotes
"When life gives you lemons make piemonade"-Strongbad
"When life gives you lemons eat them they taste good"- me
"When life gives you lemons leave them to rot"-me (i got alot of them)
"Why would life give me lemons? I can buy tem on my own time, it knows that."-me
random quotes
"Pointless rantings over useless topics"- me
"My teddy bears name is Dracula the fireman." -me
"YOKO IS MINE!!!" - my friend moriah
"TURN IT DOWN!"- half of my family to my sister
"Gah! Mind tricks!"- gaurd from Invader Zim
"Constance you are older and you should protest me, not the other way around!" - me yelling at my sister
"I don't think that manikin is wearing underwear." - me in Europe when I was walking by a shop and then i looked to the right and the first things I saw was the manikin
"I'm going to die if _________ Doen't happen soon *dies* No, wait, I already did."-me
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