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 Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:56 pm
Psiko considers it a moment, looking at the paprica. High above them, the sensors pick up elevated though patterns before alarms begin to sound, the mirage of an outside world blinking red. Small robots scatter to their' hiding places, the same monotonous message being chanted by their' speakers.
"For the love of god, run! He has an idea!"
"Of course!" He shouts triumphantly, "Paprika IS the key to the UNIVERSE!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:22 pm
Sprinkles Paprica on Maku.
"... feel different?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:23 pm
Psiko Sprinkles Paprica on Maku."... feel different?" "External sensors now say I'm one point two five percent more tasty. I suppose that's good."
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:25 pm
Maku Psiko Sprinkles Paprica on Maku."... feel different?" "External sensors now say I'm one point two five percent more tasty. I suppose that's good."
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:26 pm
"What won't we do in the name of science, professor?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:33 pm
"Well, my most excellent cyborg, we have to take one of two choices. We can either at mutagen to the delicious spice, turning it into a Paprica golem which we shall then unleash into the UN, aggrivating their' sinus or... I didn't put much thought into a second option. Paprica Golem it is!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:34 pm
"In the words of my former roommate, turned supposed prisoner..."
"YARR!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:39 pm
"Yar indeed, my clockwork commerade, yar indeed."
Psiko then proceeds to grab the Paprica, throwing it some untold measurement of great importance before it lands in a vat of green fluid labeled "All Purpose Radioactive Chemicals."
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:50 pm
--~~-Two Hours Later-~~--
"Why!? Why did I have to play god!?!?!"
Psiko then unleashes the electronic pulse, knocking the Paprica Symbiant into the genetic altering goo from whence it came.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:59 pm
"The world just isn't ready for it, Psiko. Maybe one day."
He'd sigh, and shake his head.
"Besides, I still say the Garlic Golem works a lot better than the Paprika Symbiote."
GRARRGH!
"Shut up, will yah!? You'll get fed soon enough!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:03 pm
"Indeed. With the pungent stench of the golem permeating every microbe of my lab I need no longer fear insurgent strikes from those damn LARPers."
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:10 pm
Psiko "Indeed. With the pungent stench of the golem permeating every microbe of my lab I need no longer fear insurgent strikes from those damn LARPers." "Why did you have to say that word....?"
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:14 pm
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