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 Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:33 pm
A quote from from T&T Case 2. It plainy made me go "What the...? o_O" and lead to an uncontrollable amount of giggles. It's when Atmey is telling Phoenix about some secret proof for the tiral the next day. Detective Atmey Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime. I dunno if it is supposed to mean anything, but it just struck me as funny. XD
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:19 pm
Phoenix: It's well constructed, but that's all it is!
Mia: Stealing MY lines now, are we, Phoenix?
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:02 pm
not so much a line so much as a sound affect. as in Godot's lines when he spits out his coffee.
"Pwweposterous!" and "Bwwwwhaaat?!" or something along those lines.
and this little gem from case 1-5, Rise From the Ashes:
Judge: It certainly looks as feeble as the defense's case. o.o
Phoenix: (But not as feeble as the judge's judgment...) sweatdrop
and this one as well, plus commentary from yours truly.
Edgeworth: Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck. *smug look*
Me: Thats a grim sound..... o.o
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:34 am
Oh gosh there are so many quotes I loved from the games... where to begin? :3 Here are some that come to mind at the moment, that I absolutely can't stop giggling at.
case: 1-1
Larry: We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!
Phoenix: ( Um... didn't they all DIE? )
case: 1-2
April May: I like a man with a big... vocabulary.
case: 1-3
Judge: I just have one question about your testimony. You were "fatigued" so you had Sal "take" you?
Also the times Maya mentioned she had a separate stomach for sweets and t-bones steaks et cetera... When Phoenix was pondering how many stomachs did the girl actually have. That was classic. xD
case: 1-4
Gumshoe ( to Phoenix ): Hey! You're that 'Harry' guy! Harry Butz!
case: 3-1
Phoenix: What are you SAYING Miss Fey?! Toilet?! My perfect little Dollie doesn't poop!
Okay I'll spam some more faves at another time. >.>; biggrin
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:42 pm
heres some more that i'd forgotten:
Case 3-5:
Edgeworth: *after breaking Larry's psycho-locks and more appear* Nooooooooooo!!! Does this mean i have to do it all over again?!
Case with Glen Elg, i forget the number:
Lisa Basil's profile: Absolutely not a robot.
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:12 pm
Though I find clwons deeply disturbing, I couldn't help but burst out laughing whenever Moe quoted TV when Franziska whipped him. xD
"In West Clownadelphia, born and raised..."
"In 1972 a crack clown unit was sent to prison by a clown court for a crime they didn't commit. These clowns promptly escaped from a maximum security clown car...".
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:51 pm
One of my fave parts in case 3-2 is when you start presenting profiles to Larry. At one point in the Security room, you present any of the male profiles and you get this... >.>;
Larry: I'm really sorry, Nick! I swear I want to change my ways. But the thing is... I just don't have any interest in men.
Phoenix: ( This guy really needs to get his mind out of the gutter. )
LOL, it's really hard to picture Larry involved with a dude... unless he was mighty plastered. xD *her inner Maya gets an evil idea ;D*
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:47 am
Those are some funny lines biggrin i'll think i'll post mine
(PWAA:JFA 4th case)
Phoenix: Your lying dammit, and i can prove it!
(PWAA 2nd case)
(i'm not sure if i can remember it right)
Phoenix Wright: And your name is... D**k Gumshoe?
Gumshoe:At your service! Hey wait! Thats "Detective" Gumshoe to you, pal! Don't call me "D**k" again!
Officer:Hey D**k, I want you to come other here!
so funny razz
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:28 pm
Case 1-5
Judge: WOOO HOOO! So this is why everyone raves about caviar! I always thought it tasted like pickled tapioca!
Phoenix Wright: (What the heck does pickled tapioca taste like?)
Edgeworth: Name. Profession. NOW
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:06 pm
I cant believe no one has put the double penalty part from Turnabout Big Top right as youre grilling acro sad
Phoenix: The murder weapon is behind your honors bench!
Judge GWAAAAAAAHH?! MR. WRIGHT!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? PENALTY!
Nick: Arggggggg!
Judge: WANT SOME MORE?! HERE YOU GO! DOUBLE PENALTY!
Phoenix: Double Arggggg!
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Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:16 pm
I was just playing JFA and I found this on the first case
Phoenix: Mr. Wellington obviously loves large bananas!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:13 pm
here are some of my favorites.
Mia's 2nd case when payne's hair comes flying off "NOOOO BY BEAUTIFUL HAIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Max: Come on everyone Silk hat, Cloak, White roses!
Audience: .......
Apollo Justice case 2.
When you examine the cat the merakitus garage.
trucy: It's ok kitty he won't hurt you with his spiky hair.
Ema thowing Snackoos.
When you show Trucy's Magic panties to Phoenix after you recover the,
'It's nice you recovered them but as a parenti i have to wonder what your doing with my daughter's panties."
When you present trucy's panties in court.
Judge: How many panties do you have in your pocket.
Apollo : Just one.
Phoenix's famous lines from turnabout renuion.
"Thats it! When this case is over I'm shaving my head!"
'Whats wrong, is it my hair? is it too spiky or not enough."
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Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:31 am
God, this is long...Ace Attorney is just jam-packed with awesome quotes and awesome references.
Apollo: Isn't violence against hair a crime, Your Honor?
Chief of Police: They're married!
Phoenix: It looks to me like they've been handcuffed together.
Chief of Police: That's what marriage is!
Dee Vasquez: ...?
Phoenix: Don't "...?" me! (This is even more funny because me and my friend were reading it out loud)
And who can forget that part in the Steel Samurai case?
Judge: I would hereby like to end the cross-examination of Ms. Vasquez!
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with an objection while I was objecting, Your Honor...
...I didn't.
Judge: I see...Very well.
Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Your Honor! I request that the witness testify again!
(skipped a part out here)
Judge: Mr. Edgeworth...
What exactly would you like the witness to testify about?
Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um...
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Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo!
Sooooo cute heart
Phoenix: (Proof-shmoof! Always with the proof-oh, wait, I do need proof, don't I.)
Judge: The prosecution will wait. I'm not finished eating.
Phoenix: HOLD IT! *slams desk*
Dee Vasquez: Please don't slam your desk, it irritates me.
Edgeworth: *slams desk* Yeah, Wright!...Whoops...
Phoenix: (I'll get to this woman's bottom! Wait...I mean...you know what I mean.)
Ema: You know, I never did care for the word "tag." It's confusing.
Phoenix: Huh? What's so confusing about that?
Ema: Do you know how many other words sound like it? "Bag," "Gag," "Nag," "Lag," "Xag"...
Phoenix: "Xag"...? Is that a word?
Ema: Do you challenge me...?
Phoenix: The contradiction in Ema's picture is...uh, this part here?
Judge: Hmm...I don't see what's so strange about that.
Phoenix: That's because the drawing stinks!
Ema: !...Mr. Wright...How could you...*sniff*
Edgeworth: The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty.
Edgeworth: If you have a response, make it one word or less.
Phoenix: ......ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!
Edgeworth: I rest my case.
Judge: Noooooooooooo!!....Wait, I'm not the one on trial.
Judge: What's all this? Please enlighten me about this so that I may be shocked along with the rest of the court.
And...my absolute favourite!!!
Marshall: They shoot ya for that in Texas, pardner.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:38 am
in T&T 3rd case
Godot: Perhaps the great Mr. Trite has three hands
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:49 am
One of my personal favorites is in Apollo Justice when Apollo's talking to Trucy about being blunt with the Kitakis.
Apollo: Through me, Trucy! Through me!
Trucy: I think that's kind of a pointless procedure.
Apollo: I'm a lawyer. I live for pointless procedures.
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