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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:40 pm
The elves became Ken's personal servants
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:12 am
the elves were furious with Ken for killing santa and forcing them to serve him. whispers and rumors started to circle around the eleven community. ninja
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:45 am
ken pulled out a 12 gauge and blew of thet're we little heads. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:59 pm
Ken looked at all the dead elves And smirked, as he walked out of the elves secret lair and into the snowy hills of the north pole, he wondered where and how he should get to a different place before the aliens come for him. ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:06 am
So he decided to hide under a rock. When the aliens arrived, they blew up the planet.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:55 am
Ken then made love to this rock, having rock-like children uglier than sin
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:04 pm
Rayien_the_moon Ken then made love to this rock, having rock-like children uglier than sin LMAO!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl CSL! Anyways: They were named Rock, Bould, Peb, and Stone.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:42 pm
One day, peb asked his father, "can I have a puppy?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:54 pm
And then a giant puppy fell from the sky, killing pep instantly
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:59 pm
And the puppy became the family pet. But, due to Ken's bad luck with pets (his kids inherited it too.) this puppy was suicidal.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:00 pm
Bein g suicidal, the dog killed itself. Ken threw a "Dead Dog" party!
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:38 pm
unfortunatley, Ken got drunk at this party and shot his rock-wife.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:54 pm
Good thing for the wife, she was a rock and a bullet wasn't strong enough to kill her/it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:57 pm
Then the story moved away from ken for a minute while Rayien deleted the last two replies to retry because he such a b***h
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:41 pm
mrgreen rofl ken, still drunk, blew off Rayien's arm with a shotgun!
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