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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:13 pm
Mia: AIDS? AIDS? Who said ... I had ... AIDS ... that is just a nasty rumor, I swear ... ::looks around:: gonk crying I HATE YOU!!!! ::runs out::
Ok, Hal Jordon, I have a question: Tommy Boy, Bevery Hills Ninja, or Black Sheep?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:26 am
Hal: Beverly Hills Ninja. I got all my fighting moves from watching it.
Hey Kilowog! What the hell is a "Poozer" anyways?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:46 pm
Kilowog: "You! You Poozer!" Hey Wally! What do you mean your comic is getting cancelled?!
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:32 pm
Wally: It was cancelled years ago! What are you talking about? Geoff who? I came back from the future, married my girl, and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
HAPPILY.
EVER.
AFTER.
*ahem* Rawhide kid, just what does it mean when they say "Ride 'em, Cowboy?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:49 pm
Go see Brokeback Mountain. Speaking of which... Hey Nova, what were they thinking when they gave you your secret identity (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:52 pm
Frankie Raye: They were thinking about that old song, "Frankie and Johnny...."
Hey, Spider-Man! Since you've been chomping bad guys lately, Which villain is most delicious?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:08 pm
Spider-Man: I found that Doctor Octopus, properly prepared with calamari sauce, can be quite tasty. domokun
Hey Lightning Lad, considering your track record, what horrible fate do you think awaits you at the hands of Mark Waid?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:46 pm
Lightning Lad: Actually, Waid has really soft hands, so, you know, I'm really not worried ... cause I mean he uses that Cucumber Melon stuff, which is really nice.
Booster Gold, who is your biggest sponser?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 10:45 pm
Booster Gold:" Well I did do alot of work Trojan.. but they ended up saying I had a face for radio.." crying
Any black super-hero: "Is it true that once you black you don't go back?"
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:55 am
Random black character: Nope. Michael Jackson went from a balck man to a white woman. Unless he's on trial and needs to play the race card.
Hey Superboy, since when are you the brooding one and Robin the upbeat one?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:01 am
Superboy: Since the latest retcon of my origin.
Wiccan, tired of the jokes yet?
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:18 am
Wiccan: The jokes don't bother me really. It's more so the packages in the mail that contain those damn red and white stripe socks and artificial nose warts.
Hey Wally West, have you ever ran so fast you accidentally pass yourself along the way?
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:46 am
Wally: Once. I tried to trip myself, then started to kick my own a** before I realized what I was doing.
Puck . . . Get in mah Belleh?
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:44 pm
Puck - Ok, look, I understand that this is a joke of some form of comic nostalgia placed in the back of your minds as something funny that is used to make things more humorous then they naturally are, as well as the horrible attempt at a realistic sounding accent. Disgusting. Or else the Puck a liar call! So give me your hands if we be friends, and Robin will restore ammends! ... *cough* damnit *shakes fist at the sky* Damn you, Shakespeare!
Hey, Spidey, I understand you have problems with House of M and blah blah blah, but who would you have cast as yourself in this movie series that is crossing the world.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:26 pm
Spidey: I was considering Cruise, until he went off his nut.
Hey Alex Luthor, what happened to your rockin', 80s, white boy fro?
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