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"Good ninja"... I like that.

Anyway, I've just been reorganizing my office... I think I'm the only guy here without an assisstant of some type.
I keep trying to manipulate time so that it's already done, but even that would involve me actually doing it at some point.
...
Also, my memory is shot.
ninja

Well, why not create your own assistant? A familiar of some sort? I have mine though he is unable to accompany me right now due to the intense stench of fester he carries about. A silly creature.

And your memory... Hm. Well, I truly do suggest throwing out your illegal cache of drugs; perhaps that may help?

Oh! Pardon me. I meant to say, "I truly do suggest avoiding low ceilings so as to protect thine apparently-fragile memory."

Hm. However it is that time again to retreat to my coffin. Or bed. Or plank of wood. Or whatever it truly is. I do not know. Fare thee well.

Indeed.

Hi and bye, Jon.

G'night.
ninja

Even I have an assistant!
His name is Wilson. He's small and round, and tends to stay put alot. He guards my box for me.

Look who decided to grace us with his presence.

Oh not much really, there was that group from the Sanctuary guild that caused some excitement for a while, but that died down and now...things are back to normal.

Ah. Sorry I missed it. I think. I'm not sure.

Everyone is always so quick to say that when I show up. sweatdrop