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 Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:16 pm
AstralSamurai Saradiel *sighs* But, Uncle Astral, gloves are no fun. they only allow the dirt to fall into them and become trapped, no matter how tight they are. And gloves get really dirty too. Besides. Along with the shiny should come the sharp. Sharp is good too. When you see the light-star that indicates blade of sharpness, it is a heartwarming sight. And there are so many possibilities... Katana... sai... dagger... kama... cutlass... dirk... longsword... rapier... sabre... Why does that read like an Equipment Table from D&D? I dunno, Alex is the DM/GM guy... I've never seen anything to do with D&D.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:18 pm
Hmmmm.......what to do? What to doooo? eek !
*Gets an idea.....begins scribbling.*
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AstralSamurai Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:18 pm
SoIace Ho ho ho. If you wish, I can also construct you a mask. The only price is that it shall stick to your countenance for all eternity using an adhesive some would call "super glue." Or "crazy glue." Whichever. Oh no, that's quite alright. I had enough trouble with the last mask I owned. Not only did it make me look like I was always celebrating Mardi Gras, but it turned me into an unstoppable juggernaught of death, destruction and cheese biscuits. Stupid witch and her low-cut blouse... I can't believe I fell for that... stressed Saradiel I dunno, Alex is the DM/GM guy... I've never seen anything to do with D&D. A likely story.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:24 pm
AstralSamurai Oh no, that's quite alright. I had enough trouble with the last mask I owned. Not only did it make me look like I was always celebrating Mardi Gras, but it turned me into an unstoppable juggernaught of death, destruction and cheese biscuits. A peculiar mask, albeit appropriate for Mardi Gras. Fortunately my masks do not have such side effects or powers. They are simply masks. With minor side effects and/or powers. AstralSamurai also Stupid witch and her low-cut blouse... I can't believe I fell for that... stressed Hark, is this a weakness I hear?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:26 pm
Really... about all i know about D&D is that somehow d-20s are used. and other die... dice... or whatever... and i only know a d-6 or a d-20 if i see one.
*cries* i keep thinking that i see my kitty
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:27 pm
SoIace A peculiar mask, albeit appropriate for Mardi Gras. Fortunately my masks do not have such side effects or powers. They are simply masks. With minor side effects and/or powers. Hark, is this a weakness I hear? And when you say, "Minor Side Effects and/or Powers" what you really mean is, "When you cross your legs, an army of undead ice cream sandwiches will rise from it's grave and march across the world in your defense," right? And no, that's not a weakness. That was just... a very persuasive witch. That's all. Saradiel *cries* i keep thinking that i see my kitty Awww. Now now... I give you soothing pats. I know what it's like... Having lost a number of my own animals. I became quite the proficient grave digger this summer.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:29 pm
*Opens a small box* Hey what are these guys doing in here?  I think they're cute. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:31 pm
Banshi *Opens a small box* Hey what are these guys doing in here?  I think they're cute. ^_^ Well, it's you, so I would imagine you've been keeping them cruelly kept inside a box with no food, water or air for months on end to whip them into a starved frenzy so you could unleash them with deadly intent at somebody's backside. Or they got lost.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:32 pm
AstralSamurai Awww. Now now... I give you soothing pats. I know what it's like... Having lost a number of my own animals. I became quite the proficient grave digger this summer. Thank you... She isn't dead, thankfully, but I had to give her away and i'll probably never see her again. Her new owners say she's lonely because their other kitty won't be there until tomorrow or wednesday...
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:33 pm
AstralSamurai Well, it's you, so I would imagine you've been keeping them cruelly kept inside a box with no food, water or air for months on end to whip them into a starved frenzy so you could unleash them with deadly intent at somebody's backside. Or they got lost. I...I'm going to vote for "they got lost." I mean, come on, would I really be secretly training these cute little things to take over the world? 
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:33 pm
AstralSamurai And when you say, "Minor Side Effects and/or Powers" what you really mean is, "When you cross your legs, an army of undead ice cream sandwiches will rise from it's grave and march across the world in your defense," right? I am afraid not, but that can be arranged. Rather, what I meant by "minor side effects and/or powers", I was referring to the fact that some of the masks may possess your body entirely and wreak havoc with the nearest blunt object. A bug I am attempting to work out, but, alas, progress is slow. AstralSamurai also And no, that's not a weakness. That was just... a very persuasive witch. That's all. I believe you. Really.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:34 pm
Banshi I...I'm going to vote for "they got lost." I mean, come on, would I really be secretly training these cute little things to take over the world? ... Is that yours, young lady? May I have it?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:36 pm
SoIace ... Is that yours, young lady? May I have it? I'm not sure if they'll go with you. They seem rather attached to me. ^_^ 
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:38 pm
I have a mask.
My identity is now a secret.
ninja
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:38 pm
Saradiel Thank you... She isn't dead, thankfully, but I had to give her away and i'll probably never see her again. Her new owners say she's lonely because their other kitty won't be there until tomorrow or wednesday... Yeah... It's tough to leave good companions like animals behind. I really do understand. Banshi I...I'm going to vote for "they got lost." I mean, come on, would I really be secretly training these cute little things to take over the world? ... Yes. You would, actually. SoIace I am afraid not, but that can be arranged. Rather, what I meant by "minor side effects and/or powers", I was referring to the fact that some of the masks may possess your body entirely and wreak havoc with the nearest blunt object. A bug I am attempting to work out, but, alas, progress is slow. Oh. Possession? Is that all? Man, that's nowhere near as harrowing as that one mask that replaces your eyes with Elton John glasses. I'm unconcerned. But also, I don't really want a mask. That would give me a -2 to all my Persuasion checks. And God knows I don't need any more penalties to those. Well you should! 'Cause I always tell the truth. 3nodding
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