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 Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:31 am
It doesn't.
Your heart hurts instead.
I wish I could teleport.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:58 pm
you end up inside a wall.
I wish I could win the lottery and start a new life somewhere else
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:34 am
You win the lottery and start a new life somewhere else, but that new life really sucks.
I wish boys were fair.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:24 pm
they're every thing you could dream of, but they dont want anything to do with you.
i wish my finger didnt hurt
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:41 am
Your finger doesn't hurt.
But man, you've got something bad going on in your netherparts.
I wish I could draw faster.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:46 am
you draw so fast your arm falls off.
i wish i could have kept my job at the theme park.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:42 am
You keep your job at the theme park.
But then the park gets converted into a waste reclamation facility.
I wish my shift was an hour longer today.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:24 am
it's an hour longer, and you end up getting locked in
i wish i didn't have tinnitus
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:33 am
You have leukemia.
I wish I had a beer.
(btw, my last wish was granted, my shift today is one hour longer.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:51 am
you have beer, but it's poisoned.
I wish I had beer and you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:59 pm
You have a beer but it's warm. You have me, but I'm dead.
I wish my friends weren't being anti-social.
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:41 am
they're not being anti social but they just don't want to talk to you.
i wish there was something better on tv.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:14 pm
There's something better on TV.
Also, they've re-defined better, it means worse now.
I wish I understood.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:40 am
You understand, but you're head explodes.
I wish I could get Apache working on my laptop.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:03 pm
Granted, but your hard drive dies shortly afterward.
I wish I had an electric guitar.
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