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 Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:48 pm
xd Here's another.
Me:SKITTLES!
My mom: what about them?
Me: Watch! *tosses one in the air while in the car, trying to catch it in my mouth. It flies out the window*
My sis: HEY! STOP LITTERING!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:33 pm
minion002 too often in life we lose site of lifes simple pleasures
remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in the face to frown
BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother fuker upside the head
pass it on...
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:36 pm
said during a hangout:
Ninjara: "you know, with the way we're standing, it looks like you're poking me in the a** with that pitchfork :-/"
RevanStar: "Not really, for me it looks like my pitchfork is crossing in front of you...at lest it dosent look like Sarah's baseball bat o.O"
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:36 pm
Ninjara minion002 too often in life we lose site of lifes simple pleasures
remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in the face to frown
BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother fuker upside the head
pass it on... lmfao!
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:41 pm
Ninjara said during a hangout: Ninjara: "you know, with the way we're standing, it looks like you're poking me in the a** with that pitchfork :-/" RevanStar: "Not really, for me it looks like my pitchfork is crossing in front of you...at lest it dosent look like Sarah's baseball bat o.O"
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:16 pm
Zengi my own quote...if i see u taking it i will eat yoru first born! "when life gives you lemons...sell them on e-bay and make them someone else's problem" I'm rather fond of "When life gives you lemons squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies, then chuck the rinds at them"
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:22 pm
you must be vyse who has caused the armada soo much trouble...
thanks it's a pirates duty to cause problems.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:09 pm
"School is a dictator-ship, not a demockracy"My Dad
"This house is not a demockracy, its a DICTATOR-SHIP"-my dad
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:43 pm
Some from my life (not claiming they're REALLY funny, but they might give you a good chuckle).
My friend Tina and I...
Tina: "Arsenic??"
Me: "I sat on my mom's phone."
(yes that is how our conversation went....that's how most of my conversations go....I get distracted easily......ooh, kitty! *runs away*)
School...
Mrs. Jamieson, my English teacher: "Oh wow, I gotta stop taking drugs at lunch..."
Mrs. J still: "I like hockey better. You get better weapons."
Me: "Whoever wrote this book is crazy, they wrote it upside down..."
(yeah I'm that dumb xp )
Ms. Cover (pronounced like "clover"), substitute teacher: "In California, the most common birthday present to give to a 16 year old girl is breast enlargement surgery. So what is the message they're trying to send?
Me: Move to California.
Ms. Cover: "What if you went down your street and your house was gone? How would you respond?
Marc (loud guy in my class): "Go next door and ask the funny Argentinians where my house went."
Marc: Who had the sexually active cactus?
Ms. Cover: "That is interesting sign language."
Marc: "Yeah, I call it 'sign threatening'."
Ms. Cover: "I suggest you stop."
Marc: "Yes mother--MA'AM..."
Me: "You're dead to me!...Luckily, I'm into necrophilia."
Me: "If my rifle can reach you, you're standing too close."
Me: "I want to stab her repeatedly with a mouldy fish!"
I have a habit of writing down things that my friends and I say that amuse me...it's weird, but I have this tiny book with most of these things written in them. There's more, but they're really...um....well, weirdER than these....Sorry if this is a waste of space redface
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:34 am
" If I said I love you.....would you love me back?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:30 pm
I'm a Final Fantasy freak so deal w/ me here... ahemm "Cherish this moment for happiness is elusive." Gizmaluke's Bell in Gizamalukes Grotto, Final Fantasy IX
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:37 am
friend: matt your such a deciteful, miscivous , evil , little tramp
Me: sweatdrop im not little
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:38 am
jack:
no no no ask grace about gay stuff if you wanna know about girl stuff ask will
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:49 am
Amaranth Eden I'm a Final Fantasy freak so deal w/ me here... ahemm "Cherish this moment for happiness is elusive." Gizmaluke's Bell in Gizamalukes Grotto, Final Fantasy IX woooooo hoooo ff9 rolls
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:04 pm
*GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!*my friend put there hands down the front of my pants and thats what i said lol
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