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 Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:57 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:59 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:05 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:06 am
grandma got run over by a bump
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:08 am
Jingel bump
Jingel bump
Jingel all the bump
oh what fun
it is to bump
in a one horse open bump
..............
BUMP!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:10 am
dashing through the bump
in a one horse open bump
through the bump we go
bumping all the way
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:13 am
bells on bob tails bump
making spirits bump
oh what fun it is to ride and bump
a bumping song tonight
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:16 am
That was Jingel bump. Preformed by blue_green. Have yourself a bump Christmas... and a bump New Year.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:24 am
Up next are Tad and Hal with their ever popular talk show: BumpeTH. You're up guys.
Tad: Well thankyou Stew for that wounderful introduction and have a good merry Christmas with the wife and kids.
Hal: You know when Stew got married I was so shocked. His wife was beautiful.
Tad: Yes. I remember that. We had to rush you to the hospital.
Hal: Do you know what the first thought to cross my mind was?
Tad: No Hal. I don't belive I do.
Hal: Well, my first thought was when I found out Hal was even getting married was; It's the first sign of the Apocolips!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:33 am
Tad: Well Hal that was fun and all but now it's time for the show.
Hal: Right, and here's our first caller. Well lets start with your name. What is it?
Caller: Hi my name is Beth. My best friend listens to your show all the time and talks nonstop about it. I was just woundering. What is a bump?
Tad: Well... um... uh... Hal why don't you take this one?
Hal: *wispers:* I don't know what a bump is?
Tad: *wispers back:* I don't know what a bump is eather.
Caller: Is there a problem?
Tad: Um... uh... yes! We are having some tecnical difficulties and will have to call you back.
Caller: Well... when will you be able to get back to me?
Hal: I'd say around the end of time.
Tad: *elbows Hal*
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:39 am
Hal: Well, on to our next caller. And who might you be?
Caller: My name is Susan and I just wanted to ask you guys something.
Hal: Alright then. Shoot.
Caller: I was woundering if either of you would marry me.
Tad and Hal: -_-;
Tad: Next caller... please.
Caller: No! Wait!! Please!! *gets hung up on*
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 5:48 am
Ha! I'm having lots of fun with this! Maybe I should make it into a permanent topic thing! BUMP!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:07 am
Hal: Well be back after this comercial break.
Tad: Stay tuned! And keep listening to...
Tad and Hal: BumpeTH! The ultamate proffessionals in bumping!
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:17 am
Perfume comercial: Bump... the smell of perfection...
Anouncer dude: And now back to; BumpeTH! With the ultamate proffessionals in bumping; Tad and Hal!
Tad: Yes, thankyou and welcome back to BumpeTH. The ultamate proffessionals in bumping. Alright then Hal, what's next on our scedual?
Hal: Well Tad. Up next is our contest section.
Tad: Realy?! We haven't had a contest in a while now.
Hal: Yes, I know. But apperently our show, dispite it's popularity, isn't getting high enough ratings.
Tad: What?! You gotta be kidding me.
Hal: Tad, I'm sorry to say that I'm not kidding.
Tad: But we just got ranked as the fourth best talk show!
Hal: Well apperently fourth isn't good enough. -_-;
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:23 am
I think I'm just going to leave it and make a whole topic for it... I wounder how it'll fair.
BUMP!
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