Dont ask me hat the original songs where they are pretty obvious. and Dez check out the last one as a compliment to your earlier post. this one actually sounds like nat king cole too

Hark! The Hair-lipped Angels Sing
choir:
Hark! The hair-lipped angels sing.

Angels:
orry oo e ew orn ing.

choir:
who'd believe their heaven sent
with their speech impediment
Christmas joy their barely bringing
Carols thru their noses singing
Jesus truly did us wrong
when he made them sing this song
Hark! The hair-lipped angels sing.

Angels:
lorry oo he ew orn ing.




Walking `Round In Women's Underwear

Lacey things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes, her silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night
Walking 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you read?", I'll say, "Wooohh man!
Just wait until the wife is out of town..."

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade, and join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear

Lacey things, missing
Didn't ask, permission
Wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear...

Walking 'round in women's underwear...
Walking 'round in women's underwear!



Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you