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 Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:06 pm
It dries as soon as it gets wet, so you are never able to wash it again.
I wish I didn't have toothache.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:36 pm
You have a p***s-ache instead. (I don't quite know what that would be but I bet it would suck.)
I wish for a good comic idea.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:51 am
you get one right before you're struck with amnesia.
I wish I had seen the eclipse last night.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:45 pm
You see it because the moon is crashing into your backyard.
I wish I could find a job that would let me speak spanish
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:06 am
you find a job, but forget how to speak spanish.
I wish I lived on my own.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:36 pm
You live on your own.
Forever.
I wish my boyfriend was here with the new Mythbusters episodes.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:52 am
you have no means to watch it.
I wish I could fix my brakes today.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:28 pm
The rest of your bike falls apart.
I wish my friends didn't lie compulsively
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:47 am
they become brutally honest with you.
I wish my mouth didn't hurt.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:20 pm
Your mouth stops hurting, but the pain transfers to your forehead.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:19 pm
you eat so much you are unable to move, or breathe.
I wish i didn't have pins and needles in my foot.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:42 am
Instead of pins and needles, you now have knives in your foot. (Haha, I be so witteh)
I wish my back wasn't so tense.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:13 am
your back is so relaxed you can't stand up straight ever again.
I wish I had more time to myself.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:05 pm
You end up living in your basement with nothing but a finger puppet for company.
I WISH BRETT FAVRE COULD GO ON PLAYING FOR THE PACKERS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
crying
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:26 pm
he does and you have to watch him until the end of time too.
I wish I were the best mechanic alive
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