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 Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:21 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:22 am
I'm the first one confused And the last one of these:
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:24 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:26 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:30 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:36 am
Heh, I like Saggitarius.
My friend is also a Libra. When's your birthday?
It tells me to fill the void in my life by playing Whack-a-Mole and to stay indoors all the time.
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:40 am
The Second Of October domokun
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:05 am
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:35 pm
[action=singing]
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
[/action]
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:07 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:24 pm
OMgosh where have you been ninja
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