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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:10 pm
Waka Laka (E=MC2 Mix)
By Jenny Rom vs Zippers
Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and fantasy
(Waka... Waka... Waka...)
See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy (fantasy)
Ecstasy (ecstasy)
Rhapsody (rhapsody)
See Waka Laka when you want a love so tenderness (tenderness)
Waka Laka make you fly
See Waka Laka when you're going to feel so sad and blue,
Just for you, never blue
See Waka Laka and a funny bunny'll free your life
Now it's Waka Laka time
I wanna live (I wanna live)
A brand new day (A brand new day)
Go far away (Go far away)
To Waka Laka place
A Waka time (A Waka time)
To feel so fine (To feel so fine)
A Waka Laka flight
Waka Laka's a thing to play forever
Just to be together (Just to be together)
Waka Laka's so magical and tender
Musical and wonder fantasy
Waka Laka's a never ending story
Glory, glory, glory (Glory, glory, glory)
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and,
Waka Laka love and fantasy
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:02 am
(now to properly depress twisted )
"They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above ground. I guess it's partly because it must be easier to refrigerate a bunch of coffin-sized chambers in a room insulated by the earth. But that can't be all there is to it. Under the earth means a lot more than relative altitude. It's where dead things fit. Graves are under the earth. So are Hell, Gehenna, Hades, and a dozen other reported afterlives.
Maybe it says something about people. Maybe for us, under the earth is a subtle and profound statement. Maybe ground level provides us with a kind of symbolic boundary marker, an artificial construct that helps us remember that we are alive. Maybe it helps us push death's shadow back from our lives.
I live in a basement apartment and like it. What does that say about me?
Probably that I overanalyze things."
-"Death Masks", Jim Butcher
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:14 am
((Now to lighten things up again xd ))
Star Trekkin'"
by The Firm (Lister/John O'Connor)
Bark (UK) single #TREK 1, 5/87 (4:14) on Disc Two Track 2, Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection Rhino compilation #R2 70743, 1991. Reference material from liner notes by Dr. Demento (Barry Hansen), lyrics transcribed by Robert Muratore.
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Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:15 am
"I'm Rachel Jones and I ain't bothered!"
Hari, the british boy imitating 'rachel jones' from some talk show. xDD He screamed it in a high pitched voice while we were on California Screaming. Really funny xDD
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:02 pm
"I've tried to be nice, I've tried to be kind... is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a {censored}?"
(One of Dez's favorite Dave Chappelle quotes)
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:57 am
"Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I'm that good."
-House
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:26 am
You're Pitiful
~Weird Al Yankovic~
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequicy
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Never had a date
That ya couldn't inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
:
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you
Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser
You're Pitiful (X3) It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:52 pm
Which Hogwarts Boy is Gay?
((Flick off Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?, by Adam Henderson, which is in turn flickking off of I Want It That Way, by the Backstreet Boys))
Yeah
We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One Hogwarts boy is gay
But we
Don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please
Which Hogwarts boy is gay?
Tell me who?
(Ain't saying that it's Draco)
Tell me who?
(Ain't saying that it's Harry)
Tell me who?
I never want to hear you say
Which Hogwarts boy is gay?
Now I can see him
He's in women's clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeah
He likes Village People
He's playin' croquet
His dog is in pink, oh me...
He is on fire
His back perspires
Won't say, won't say, won't say, who's gay?
He's always sayin'
"Ain't nothing but a buttache."
Ain't nothing but a fruitcake
I never want to hear you say
(Never wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?
Tell me who?
(Ain't saying that it's Cedric)
Tell me who?
(Ain't saying that it's Ronald)
Tell me who?
He's bakin' up a souflee
Which Hogwarts boy is gay?
Okay we're all gay
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:48 pm
Double post but I don't care- this song is funny!!
If I Only Were A Goth, by Voltaire
to the tune of 'If I Only Had A Heart'
I'd be thinner, I'd be taller
I'd go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd be creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up I'd look fancy
Like Souxie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots never sandals
And the room'd be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth
Yes I'd want to die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well sure!
And after that we'll go listen to the Cure
I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
*slurp*
Yes the thing I'd be best at
Would be imitating Lestat
If I only were a Goth
In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einstursten and Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth!
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:25 pm
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
-The doctor of Gonzo himself
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:00 am
(speaking of lunatics, though props to Sol for the Fear and Loathing quote!)
"NO SHOES ON THE CARPET!!!"
-Roy, 'Matchstick Men'
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:29 pm
hitomi ha itsumo JUERU
BODI ni matou RAME ANDO CHAAMU
ikite yuku koto ha
try get a chance!
koko ni aru kara tsuyoi yume
GANGAN kechirashite kou
RAIBARU darake no mahiru
egao yori kuchibiru yori
AIBIIMU ga KIMEWAZA
* watashi ni nare
KIRARI to sailor diamonds!
yoake ni umareru GAADIAN
watashi dakara kanau yo
starlight prayers!
MEIKUAPPU shiyou yo
kirameki ha mune ni
SEERAA senshi sore ha
MUUNRAITO RIARU GAARU
matsuge ha fusete mukuchi ni
hosoi ashi kara tears rain
ano KO no miteta tooi michi
kitto mitsukaru tsuyoi mirai
zenzen HEIKI demo ne
HAATO shogechaunda
sonna toki dare yori mo
AIBIIMU de anata ni
watashi ni nare
KIRARI to sailor wings!
daichi o kakenukeru GAADIAN
watashi dakara dekiru yo kono BATORU
MEIKUAPPU shite yuku kirameki ha hitai
SEERAA senshi sore ha
MUUNRAITO FOOCHUN
watashi ni nare
KIRARI to catch me kiss again
SEERAA fuku no RIBON hodoite
watashi dakara iranai mou nani mo
MEIKUAPPU sono toki
kirameki o ageru
SEERAA senshi
sore ha EBAARASUTINGU RABU
* repeat
SEERAA senshi sore ha
MUUNRAITO RIARU GAARU
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:35 pm
Kimi no te de kirisaite Tooi hi no kioku wo Kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekure yo Saa Ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke
Asu ga kuru hazu no sora wo mite Mayou bakari no kokoro moteamashiteru Katawara no tori ga habataita Doko ka hikari wo mitsukerareta no ka na
Naa Omae no se ni ore mo nosetekurenai ka? Soshite ichiban takai toko de okizari ni shite yasashisa kara toozakete
Kimi no te de kirisaite Tooi hi no kioku wo Kanashimi no iki no ne wo tometekure yo Saa Ai ni kogareta mune wo tsuranuke
Tori wo yuuyami ni miokutta Chi wo hau bakari no ore wo kaze ga nazeru Hane ga hoshii to wa iwanai sa Semete chuu ni mau MELISSA no ha ni naritai
Mou Zuibun to tachitsukushite mita kedo Tabun kotae wa nai no darou Kono kaze ni mo iku ate nado nai you ni
Kimi no te de kagi wo kakete Tamerai nado nai daro Machigatte mo Nidoto aku koto no nai you ni Saa Jou no ochiru oto de owarasete
Sukui no nai tamashii wa nagasarete kieyuku Kieteyuku shunkan ni wazuka hikaru Ima Tsuki ga michiru yoru wo umidasu no sa
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:44 pm
I like to be around you
When you're not trying to be somebody
And I like to hang with you
Talk about whatever we talk about
I don't care where we go
What we do
Who you know
What you wear
Or if your hair is blue or purple or pink
You don't have to be cool
Don't have to be smart
Don't need to know anything all the time
It's alright if you're a little bit out of it
I don't care I just wanna be your friend
I like to go to the mall
And walk around with you laughin out loud
And you like to go up to people
And tell them your cousin is somebody famous
Don't care who we see
What they say
You and me we'll be ok
If we don't get caught by security
You don't have to be cool
Don't have to be smart
Don't need to know every thing all the time
It's alright if your a little bit out of it
I dont care I just wanna be your friend
I tell you what I don't tell any one else
Just having you here you no where
Helps me
You don't have to be cool
Don't have to be smart
Don't have to know anything all the time
Don't have to be tough
Don't have to be cute
Don't need to know anything any time
It's alright if you're a little bit out of it
I just wanna be I just wanna be your friend
Don't have to be cool
Don't have to be smart
Don't have to be tough
Don't have to be cute
Don't need to know everything all the time
Anything any time
I just wanna be your frined
I just wanna be your friend
I like to be around you when you're not trying to be somebody
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