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 Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:23 pm
Granted but it's screaming while being poked with burning torches.
I wish that I wasn't having an episode right now (mysecond this summer! gonk ).
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:47 pm
You find a way to stop this episode, but with it you lose your ability to speak.
I wish I had more marshmellows.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:11 am
Granted but then I slide a paper across the table that says "those are stablized with cow marrow" and you barf it all up. (It's true, though)
I wish I had my voice back.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:45 am
You get your voice back, but now can never stop talking. You eventually die from lack of oxygen to your brain.
I wish I had a better connection.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:13 am
Granted but it's only to the first page of a website and you can never log on to Gaia again. burning_eyes
I wish for sugar and fat free frozen yogurt.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:08 pm
You get the two items, only you develop a dependency for them and are never allowed to have them again.
I wish I had more bracelets.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:48 pm
Granted but they're radioactive and you die of cancer.
I wish I had better eyesight.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:35 pm
Your eyes become more focused, but you lose them in a freak cereal box accident.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:42 pm
Curse you cereal boxes!
Granted but where you are becomes a tundra and you have to move or freeze to death.
I wish I had a collection of Brett Helquist illutrations.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:45 pm
You obtain a rare collection, only to have them burned in a house fire.
I wish I had better glasses.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:58 pm
Granted but I steal them so I can see.
I wish i could talk to watermelons.
(Going out Snicket style! xd )
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:22 pm
Granted, but they all hate you. You distance yourself from watermelons to avoid their hateful comments.
I wish my dog would stop being so bad.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:15 pm
Granted but it's boring and that's worse!
I wish for a superpowerful laser beam.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:06 pm
Draydrigo Granted but it's boring and that's worse!
I wish for a superpowerful laser beam.
You get this super-powerful laser beam, but the force of the beam tears a void in the universe and you are pulled through, forever trapped in the abyss. D:
I wish the sky was more pretty.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:31 pm
Granted, but then we're attacked by aliens from a little purple planet called Symethapodus and they feed on our brains while poking our eyeballs with chop sticks that were made by Asian people in a sweat shop that they created in Symethapodus and painted yellow because we all know that Asian people like the color yellow.
I wish I would go to sleep.
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