I have T&S sired two people now! Go me!
Your loosing your touch my friend *sigh* I'll try to work with it. I gotta watch something to piss me off *thinks*
idea *goes to watch "Sanctuary" from the first season of Angel*
stressed BUFFY!!!!
Buffy: *comes running in* What!?
Me: *punches her in face with spiked brass knuckles*
b***h!!!
Buffy: WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR!?
Me: FOR BEING A F*CKING STUPID b***h!!!
Faith: Whoa! What the f*ck is going on here?!
Buffy: She just f*cking punched me out of nowhere!
Faith: WHAT!? WHY!?
Me: DID I NOT JUST SAY WHY!?
Faith: Buffy, your bleeding!
Buffy: *sarcastically* No s**t!
Faith: *tears off sleeve of her shirt and lightly dabs at the blood*
Me: WHY ARE YOU HELPING HER!? YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT SHE F*CKING STABBED YOU!!!
Faith:...
Me: Ya, thats what I thought. She broke your heart and you still defend her. Your like her whipped little puppy. *wipes blood off knuckle*
Buffy: Broke her heart? Faith, what is she talking about.
Me: I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Faith: Just calm down! It doesn't matter.
Me: Oh, but it does and you know it! To you, it's the only thing that matters.
Buffy: What is going on here!?
Me: *scoff* You are either the stupidest f*cking person to have ever lived or you are in the deepest pit of f*cking denial I have ever seen.
Faith: Just shut up!
Me: WHY!? So you can live in your denial also!?
Faith: *looks down in shame*
Me: Ya. Exactly. Look at you! Your a f*cking slayer! A 'tough girl'! And yet you are to much of a f*cking pansy to even admit how you feel!
Buffy: What--
Me: SHUT UP BUFFY!
Faith: DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!
Me: Why not!? WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE!!???
Faith: SHE'S MY FRIEND!
Me: FRIEND!? OH YA!! SHE'S A GREAT F*CKING FRIEND!!! FRIENDS KILL EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!!!
Buffy: I DIDN'T KILL HER!
Me: Oh but you did. You crushed her! YOU TOOK THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED TO HER!!
Buffy: What? The Mayor?
Me: *scoff* No, Buffy.
Buffy: THEN WHAT!?
Faith: *lifts her head* You.
Buffy:
eek What?
Me: SWEET MOTHER OF JACKIE CHAN, BUFFY! DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!? S-H-E-I-S-I-N-L-O-V-E-W-I-T-H-Y-O-U-!-!-!
Buffy: Faith, is that true?
Me: Oh my God!
Faith: Whatever. *looks down*
Buffy: No, not whatever. Is that true?
Faith: WHY WOULD YOU F*CKING CARE!? YOU HATE ME!!!
Buffy: Thats not true!
Faith: YES IT F*CKING IS!!!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU KNOW!?
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT!!! I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! *tears start to roll down her cheeks*
Buffy: Faith...*reaches hand out to touch Faith's cheek*
Faith: *pushes hand away* DON'T F*CKING TOUCH ME! DON'T EVER F*CKING TOUCH ME!!!
Buffy: Faith, please, calm down.
Faith: WHY THE F*CK SHOULD I, B!? WHY DON'T YOU GO F*CK ON OF YOUR F*CKING UNDEAD BOWTOYS AND LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!!!???
Buffy: SHUT UP!!!
Faith: *steps closer to Buffy and looks her in the eye, eyes red from crying* Make me.
Buffy: *steps even closer* *breaths heavily* *Stares intensely back at Faith*
Fine. *kisses Faith*
*Dawn walks in*
Dawn: Whats with all the yelling? *sees Buffy and Faith*
eek Me:
eek Tegan:
eek Sara:
eek Emy:
eek Kennedy:
eek Me: *looks over at Sara, Tegan, Kennedy and Emy* When did you get here
neutral Sara: When Dawn got here.
Me: Dawns here? *sees Dawn running away and crying*
Kennedy: Hehe.
Emy: *elbows Kennedy* Don't laugh.
Kennedy: *stares at Emy like a love sick puppy* Ok.
Sara/Me: *sees how Kennedy is looking at Emy*
stare Me: *elbows Sara*
Sara: *puts her arm around Emy's waist then pulls Emy into a kiss*
Emy:
(I love that thing
xd )
Tegan: *gag*
Sara: Isn't there something we had to do...at home...in out room...
Emy: Huh?
Sara:
rolleyes Sex, now.
Emy: Oh
lol ... oh
eek Tegan: Oh God, ewww.
Me: We wont be seeing those two for quite some time
xd Kennedy:
evil Tegan: Well I'm gonna go throw up now, bye.
Me: Bye Tegan. *looks over at Buffy and Faith*
Damn, you'd think they would need to stop to breath at one point.
Anya: Ya *stuffs popcorn in her mouth without looking away from Buffy and Faith*
Me: Where did you come from? Why do you have popcorn?
Anya: Ya *stuffs popcorn in her mouth without looking away from Buffy and Faith*
Me: Okayyy.
Where's Kennedy? *sees Kennedy staring at where Emy was*
Hahahah. You totally have the hots for Emy!
Kennedy: SO DO YOU!
Me: Ya, and? I'm still a huge Saremy fan.
Kennedy: *scoff* *walks away*
Giles: *comes in cleaning his glasses* Do you realize that it is 3:50 in the morning? Could you please keep it dow---*sees Buffy and Faith*
eek Dear lord. *turns and fastly walks away*
Me: Well, that was entertaining.
And now I'm bored
neutral *Goes to sit next to Anya*
*tries to get some popcorn*
Anya: *slaps my hand away*
Me:
evil Fine. I'll just go hang out with Tegan, she's way cooler than you anyway
talk2hand Anya: Ya *continues to watch Buffy and Faith*
Me: Oh how cute, look at that bunny!
Anya:
eek *screams and runs away*
Me:
cool Well, better find Tegan before she claws her eyes out.
THE END
Spike: Well that was a crappy ending!
Me: Your right
neutral *stakes him*
Thats better
biggrin Now for real, I need some sleep, it's 4:20am and I need to take my dogs to the dog park in a little whi--
THE END
Me: DON'T CUT ME OFF
scream *sigh* Whatever.
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