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 Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:43 am
The local news reports about your car blowing up and they set up a fund that people donate a million dollars to.
You're allergic to bees and one stings you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:12 am
some how the swelling makes you look like the prettiest person on the face of the earth
You bite your own tongue off
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:31 pm
Some cult is looking for a new leader and finds YOU - with your bitten off tongue - and they worship you by dedicating their lives to serving you.
Your toenails fall off.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:20 pm
You never have to cut them lol
You cant drink things
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:42 pm
You never have to go potty again!
You're a girl and you grow a full beard
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:20 pm
everyone thinks you are a goddess and worship you with gifts
your city is bombed
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:57 am
they come up with new more improve building, cars, roads, etc.
you cant open your mouth.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:34 am
No sticking feets into it then! rofl
You suddenly become allergic to your favorite foods.
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:00 pm
you find foods that you like better.
you can never stop sneezing and you sneeze every 30 seconds.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:00 pm
You never get a stuffy nose because you keep blowing everything out with each sneeze.
Your skin turns blue.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:19 am
you get to be something cool on a movie and make a lot of money like
a blue oompa loompa! lol
You lose your head xp whee
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 5:33 pm
you don't have to worry about bad hair days.
you lose your sight.
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CelticGoddess3889 Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:31 am
but your other senses are heightened to new levels never before heard of
you lose an arm
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:18 pm
You never again get asked to help people move!
You lose all your money.
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:22 pm
you don't have to carry a wallet or purse around anymore
you find out you have cancer
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