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Gracefallen
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:27 pm


Aryu
Not being mean, or anything remotely like myself... but what is 'prolly'?

Short for probably.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:40 am


wwzzzyydd
Sir Magnor Criol
By the way, you misspelled "like".

Stop being a sad clown Sir, I spelled it "liek" intentionally, I made a resolve to do that form now on. 3nodding (I hope you got that one)
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OMG!


Oh....um...I did that on purpose, too...just to see if you would catch that. Yeah.

Take no offense to anything I say, milord, I just was pointing it out. Lord knows I make enough of my own typos (point in case, above) so I'm certainly not going to get mad at anyone for switched letters. Those don't really annoy me anyhow, unless everything someone types is like that.


And Aryu, yes, "prolly" is short for "probably". Read Brian Jaques' Redwall series; you'll find lots of the little shortened words I use in there, in his rustic dialects.

Sir Magnor Criol


Lilith Marmaduke

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:55 am


My turn! My turn!

Lilith
I am the Cynical Spellcheck in the Gaian Grammar Nazi Guild. My grammar skills are impeccable.


IQ dropped three rungs in a ladder


IM TEH CYNICAL SP3LCHEK IN DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI GUILD!!11!1 OMG WTF MAH GRMMAR SKILS R IMPACABLE111! WTF LOL


Holy Hell, my retard mode can actually spell "cynical". I would cry with joy, but the rest of the translation sucks a**. That makes me a sad panda. sad
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:59 am


Lilith Tsutomo
My turn! My turn!

Lilith
I am the Cynical Spellcheck in the Gaian Grammar Nazi Guild. My grammar skills are impeccable.


IQ dropped three rungs in a ladder


IM TEH CYNICAL SP3LCHEK IN DA GAAEN GRMMAR NAZI GUILD!!11!1 OMG WTF MAH GRMMAR SKILS R IMPACABLE111! WTF LOL


Holy Hell, my retard mode can actually spell "cynical". I would cry with joy, but the rest of the translation sucks a**. That makes me a sad panda. sad


Sad enough?
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Sir Magnor Criol

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:29 pm


That panda looks like it's bleeding...
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:30 pm


Sir Magnor Criol
That panda looks like it's bleeding...


That's how sad a panda it really is.

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Delara
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:58 pm


The panda's a CUTTER.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:05 pm


Delara
The panda's a CUTTER.

An attention whore, pity freak. sad

Aryu


[X] Check

PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:22 pm


Th3se n00bs. confused
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:53 pm


[X] Check
Th3se n00bs. confused

For the sake of your a**, I hope you meant the translator. And if you did, it's not a n00b. It's a script generator. confused

Aryu


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:36 am


Aryu
Delara
The panda's a CUTTER.

An attention whore, pity freak. sad


Watch. In two days, that panda's going to post in ED saying something like "I R Sad."

Damn cutters.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:44 pm


Thought this up the other day in government class when we had a quiz where we had to write this out by memory. *grin*

The writers of the constitution
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.


Translation
W3 DA PEOPLA OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORD3R 2 FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION 3STABLISH JUSTIEC INSURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR TEH COMON DEFENCE PROMOTE TEH G3NARAL WELFAER AND SECURA TEH BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURS3LV3S AND OUR POSTARITY DO ORDANE AND 3STABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR DA UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA1!!!111


I think I hear some Founding Fathers rolling in their graves.

Sir Magnor Criol


the human travesty

PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:23 am


I'm insulted! It is possible for a 13 year old to be legible and show outstanding grammatical skills!

Edit: Oh, and here's a piece of an essay I made a while back.

The Translator
EV3RYTHNG TAHT WE DO 2 H3LP SOMEONA 3LS3 IS A SARVIEC 2 TEH UNIETD STAETS!!!!!111 WTF AL AROUND US P3OPLA R DONG SMAL THNGS TAHT KEP OUR LARG3 NATION 2GETHER!!!! BIG SARVIECS SUCH AS MILITARY S3RVIEC OR POLITICS R NORMALY THOUGHT OF BFOR3 OTHAR IETMS SUCH AS COMUNITY SERVIEC AND INTERACTIONS WIT OTHERS1!!!!11! WTF LOL SURPRISNGLY 3V3RYTHNG WA DO FOR ON3 ANOTHER CAN H3LP SHAEP OUR FUTUR3 WHICH D3FINIETLY MAANS A LOT 2 M3!1!!!1! WTF
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 1:40 pm


IMM A LITLE TEA POT SHORT AND S2UT!11!!! OMG HERE IS MAH HANDL3 HER3 IS MAH SPOUT11!11! OMG WTF

Well. XD

QUOTH TEH RAEVN NEV3RMORA1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL

Poe just rolled over in his grave. XD

Nasta Neko


Squinchy

PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:59 am


Sir Magnor Criol
And it's completely free! Like, OMG!!!1!11!one *slap*

I found this a while ago online, and just recently re-discovered my bookmark of it.
It's pretty darn funny.
The AOL-er Translator

(No direct offense meant to AOL users. I used to be one myself. Fortunately, my mom came to her senses eventually and let us use another dailup ISP, and then finally get cable.)

But try it! It's hillarious. For extra kicks, put a story into there. I put one of my typed stories into the translator and laughed my arse off at the translation.


Oh, goodie! I found that too. It's cute...

There's also another site, uhm, let me find it... *rummages* Oh, here it is.

What's really funny is that they have insanely long abbreviations. Like, "IBRBIJOSBFIHTPOTFARMDIIAGSASAYIKYKWTSFBYAAWTJLM!!!" which means:

"I'll be right back in just one second but first I have to poop on the floor and roll my dog in it and go screw a squirrel and yes I know you know what this stands for because you are a worthless turd just like me!!!"

Right, well, *cough*, I made that last bit up. But it's close enough, I assure you! ninja
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